PROMPT POST PART III

[cabinpres_fic]

Please see the most recent MOD NOTE

(updated 6 June)



Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.

FILLING GUIDELINES

As you probably all know - our meme now has it's very own database created and maintained by the great Enigel. It both catalogues each and every prompt that we post and provides links to fills. You can find it here: Google Spreadsheet

We also have a Pinboard archive which has been put in place by the lovely oxfordtweed in the place of our late Delicious Archive. This Archive contains a list of all the prompts this meme has to offer - you can find it here: Pinboard Archive

This is a great step forward in making our meme just a little more organised (but not too organised of course. This is Cabin Pressure) which is always a good thing.

So in order to make things easier to archive - Please nest your fills.

This can be done by either posting each part as a reply to that part's immediate predecessor, OR by replying each time to Part I OR - well you get the idea :D

It makes it simpler for Enigel and myself to link fills in a clean and clear manner. Following these guildelines will be very much appreciated guys :D

REPROMPTING

Reprompting is allowed but please include the URL of the original prompt when you do so. It will make it infinitely more easy to Archive which would make both Enigel and I very happy :)

As for everything else

1. Be respectful to one another. Disagreements are fine, but not everything disagreeable is trolling. If you suspect someone of trolling, just ignore it. If you cannot respond to a comment without attacking or trolling someone else, keep it to yourself.


2. No bashing prompts. It might not be your cup of tea - but obviously someone wants it enough to go to the effort of requesting it. So just scroll past it.


3. Prompt away as much as you like guys - seriously, go wild - but please try to fill as well.

NEW - If your fill includes a major element that veers from the original prompt (crossovers, established universes, kinks, et cetera), please take a few moments to check with the OP that such additions are welcome. This has caused problems in the past and it only takes a few moments of your time.

4. Please no RPF. I'm not trying to oppress you RPF writers and enthusiasts, I would just really like to avoid any legal problems.


5. When you post a fill (or post a new part of a WIP) please go over to the Filled Prompts Post (if it is complete) or the WIP Post (if there are still more parts to come) and, following each post's guideline's, post a link to this fill or new part.

REALLY IMPORTANT ADDENDUM

According to numerous Child Safety laws it is illegal to provide pornographic material to minors. Seeing that the majority of the stuff we have here is rather adult in nature, this Meme is consequently an 18+ zone. Failing to comply to this rule could result in the Meme getting shut down. So if you're here and you're under 18 please back button now.

+ Please do not post anything regarding minors in a sexual situation. It really doesn't matter how tasteful or crass it is, there are laws that classify that sort of thing as child pornography and as such, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with the attitude that safe is better than sorry.

It really is VERY important that these rules are upheld as the consequences are severe.

Other than that - go crazy guys. Any problems please just message me and I'll try my best to work it out.


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Non-con...masturbation with tentacles

[(Anonymous)]

I was scouring through the Post II prompts and I saw a Martin with tentacles prompt here: http://cabinpres-fic.dreamwidth.org/783.html?thread=2153231#cmt2153231

I wanted to expand on it, naturally.

So, Martin has tentacles that he hides out of embarrassment/fear, because he knows what they want and he won't inflict that on anyone.

One day the tentacles get tired of waiting and decide to have their way with him.

I know there have been other tentacle fills on the meme, and they are wonderful, but I truly, truly want one like this, pls.

Re: Non-con...masturbation with tentacles

[(Anonymous)]

Holy crap. I want this like whoa.

Seconded.

[(Anonymous)]

One day Douglas finds Martin tossing an apple. After teasing him about giving in to Arthur's happiness theory, he suspects Martin might have been doing it because he is unhappy and heis trying to feel better.
How he deals with Martin and what were the Captain's problem is up to you. Both gen and D/M are fine.

Fill: Vapour

[still_not_ginger]

(I seem unable to fill anything and comply with all the requirements of the prompt. Sorry OP)

Douglas left his Lexus on the parking lot, glad to be able to finally stretch his sore legs after forty five of the most exasperating minutes of his life on a fog-covered highway, driving at a pace that would have made an arthritic turtle impatient. He’d been half an hour late to begin with, but he very much doubted that they would be flying anywhere anytime soon, at least for a couple more hours till the fog lifted. Though he wasn’t tremendously bothered by the prospect, he didn’t doubt Carolyn would give him an earful regardless, so he formulated several possible comebacks to counter it as he walked leisurely to the portakabin (He was already over an hour late, why hurry now?).

So he was hardly able to hide his surprise when he found no angry CEO, or an inappropriately cheery steward. Instead, he found a forlorn looking Captain, with deep concentration etched on his features as he tossed an apple from hand to hand as if his life depended on it.

Douglas dropped his briefcase on the desk and moved to the coffee machine, raising an eyebrow when Martin made no show of having noticed his arrival. He just kept on impersonating the world’s least impressive juggler. That brought a tiny frown to Douglas’ brow. Martin was many things, but absentminded was not one of them.

“Thinking about joining the circus, Sir?” Douglas teased, placing a cup of steaming coffee next to his now startled Captain, as the apple slipped unceremoniously from his fingers. Douglas took a seat on the chair opposite Martin, cradling his own coffee, ready to see the young man fumble with embarrassment at being caught.

What he got instead was a deflated sigh and a sag of the shoulders as Martin leaned to pick the apple up.

“Good morning to you, too,” he said in a voice more subdued than usual, as if his mood had decided to take its cue from the gray clouds outside, and put the apple aside.

Martin had never been the cheeriest of persons, what with the black cloud that seem to follow him around and all, but this wet-puppy look was new. Still, Douglas figured a distraction was better than the direct approach. After all, it could have been just the gloomy day.

“And where would our benevolent boss and her adjective-impaired son be, then?”

Martin stared at him, a confused look on his face, for a few seconds before shaking his head and shrugging.

“Carolyn called. It seems Arthur has an awful cold, so they won’t be coming in until it is absolutely necessary.”

“Which, by the looks of it, won’t be for quite a while,” finished Douglas, and silence fell again, heavy and awkward.

Douglas tried to ignore it. He picked up his newspaper and tried to focus on the latest news from Parliament, but found it even more depressing, so he turned to the sport section, which had never been precisely his cup of tea, but was enough to pass the time. Except he kept catching sight of Martin from the corner of his eyes, who hadn’t touched his coffee and whose hand had reached for the apple again. The tossing of it was much more discreet than when he had arrived, almost unconscious by the look of it, yet the Captain still wore that look of deep concentration, as if he were expecting the apple to reveal the secrets of the universe.

Douglas’ memory provided a bit of information then, a conversation during another long, useless stand-by, and he realised that was probably what Martin was looking for. He put down the paper and turned to the younger man.

“Dreadful weather we’re having, wouldn’t you say?”

Martin lifted his gaze, clutching the apple tight.

“I don’t know. I love foggy mornings.” Yet this was said with a sort of pained confusion in his tone.

“You don’t sound very convinced.”

“No, no, I do. I've always loved them.”

“Ah, yes. Now I believe you.”

“Douglas,” For a moment, he sounded like his old, annoying self, but the long sigh that followed the warning took it out of him again. “It’s just… It’s just vapour, isn’t it? If you haven’t got anyone to share it with.”

It was Douglas’ turn to sigh, and he paused for the longest time, trying to come up with something reassuring to say. In the end, he just stood up next to Martin and squeezed his shoulder.

“I’m here, aren’t I?”

He had to try his hardest not to burst out laughing at the alarming shade of red his Captain’s face adopted then. It wasn’t the time, and Martin would surely provide him with plenty more chances to tease him later.

“That’s not…! I meant…! You…”

“Martin,” he said in his best paternal tone, shutting the young man at once. “Take it from a man who’s found true love thrice already. It’s your friends you want to share these things with.”

Whether he truly believed his words, or not, it still did the trick. Martin swallowed hard, and stared at him a bit misty eyed. Douglas took the apple from his hands and tossed it playfully in the air a couple of times.

“Of course,” he continued. “You can always start shagging your friends.”

Oh, yes. Plenty of teasing opportunities.

Fingering Douglas.

[crocodile_eat_u]

I haz a kink. You all probably know it by now.

Bottom!Douglas.

Only...I can't seem to get this image out of my head, no matter how hard I try.

Douglas has never bottomed before, never had any experience in that department. Doesn't mean he's not curious though. Martin doesn't think going from 0 to 60 just like that is a good idea. Thus we have Douglas sprawled on the bed, flushed and surprised as Martin proceeds to finger him deliciously for hours, coaxing the man into the most earth-shattering orgasm of his life. And not only was it surprisingly brilliant, but Martin has just proven to be one of the best lays he’s ever had. :)

Run with it my bunnies! Established or non-established, if you're feeling up to the challenge. ;D Me just want some porn.

Re: Fingering Douglas.

[tiwtin]

*flails*

Dear effing gods.

The prompt alone made me want to run to the freezer and throw myself in.

So, like, seconded.

Snowed in at Fitton!

[(Anonymous)]

MJN air get snowed into their portacabin in a freak snowstorm/blizzard.

Bonus if!
Arthur is a bit badass
Martin!Comfort (not nessisarily wumph)
And a word game

Super Bonus if!
Electricity is gone
Heat is gone
No phones

Can be anything you so choose. :D

Re: Snowed in at Fitton!

[(Anonymous)]

Want! Second!

Incorrigible Old Romantic

[(Anonymous)]

In Ipswich, Douglas ends up carrying Martin out of the smoke-filled fuselage and I just can't not see that as something wildly cliched and romantic.

So, yes, fic, please, that revolves around that: Douglas fireman's lifting Martin out of the fuselage and the first thing he sees when he wakes up are his FO's brown eyes.

I'm a sucker for the soppy stuff!

Re: Incorrigible Old Romantic

[greedslave.livejournal.com]

Ohhh I need this soo badly!

SECONDED!!!

daddy long legs!!

[(Anonymous)]

Can we have a Daddy long legs Cabin Pressure style?
With Douglas and Martin?
Martin suddenly finds himself receiving money from an anonymous source and the only thing his mysterious benefactor asks of Martin is to send him letters detailing his progress.

Re: daddy long legs!!

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, a perfectly excellent prompt!

Seconded!!

RE-PROMPT: Match-making School AU

[(Anonymous)]

Wandering through the old prompts and saw this: http://cabinpres-fic.dreamwidth.org/783.html?thread=2724879#cmt2724879

When I was in secondary school, my class noticed that two of our teachers were head-over-heels for each other but neither were making the first move. So, being the interfereing sorts, we tried to match-make them in that terribly heavy-handed way 14-15yos do.
They're now married.

So, yeah, something along those lines, please.

tl;dr: The MJN crew work in a secondary school; kids notice that two of them are in love; commence match-making - the more cringe-worthy, the better =)

Gah, please someone fill this.

Quote Inspired Prompt

[(Anonymous)]

Quote from Douglas about Martin in Kuala Lumpur:
"I know you'd think that if you use Captain in every sentence he'll think you're taking the piss, but actually he won't."

We all know Douglas calls Martin 'Captain' or 'Sir' an inordinate amount of the time and of course it seems like he's doing it ironically, but if he knows that Martin doesn't really see it that way, then maybe he does it just to make Martin happy because he knows how much Martin likes to be reminded that he is, in fact, the Captain of an airplane.

Carolyn/Herc plz?

[(Anonymous)]

Roger Allam isn't the only cast member who can sing. Anthony Stewart Head, anyone?

So. After hearing Herc sing (circumstances up to filler; maybe it's something else Herc and Douglas try to one-up each other on?), Carolyn refuses to attend the opera once again, explaining that if she must spend an evening listening to someone yodel, she'd prefer Herc to a bunch of strangers.

Fluff, smut, fluffy smut, whatever, just please can we get more Carolyn/Herc up in this meme?

Tossing Apples Smut

[(Anonymous)]

"Tossing apples" is actually slang for an unspeakably kinky sex act. Who is finding it surprisingly pleasant? Who is merely...satisfied with it? Humming and/or singing is optional but always welcome.

Bonus points if you rework the whole "apple tossing" scene from Fitton.

Re: Tossing Apples Smut

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, that is exactly why apples make Arthur so happy. It has nothing to do with the crunchy taste.

SECONDING THIS SO HARD.

Caroyln Knapp-Shappey: Bad Ass Mother Figure.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone does something bad, very bad, to one or more of the crew. Carolyn goes epic badass mama bear all over whoever's messing with her boys.

Re: Caroyln Knapp-Shappey: Bad Ass Mother Figure.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. I want to see this.

Martin's Grocery List

[(Anonymous)]

One of the MJN crew finds Martin's grocery list, when they see how little Martin is living on, they can't help but feel concerned. Cue MJN trying to broach the subject with Martin, and help him out.

Bonus points of he flips out, thinking they're making fun of him, but happy ending please :) Gen preferred.

Re: Martin's Grocery List

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, want! Second :3

Martin/Arthur

[superwholockian_on_mjn]

Martin/Arthur is sick and the other tries to help them get better. Fluff and comfort. I am currently feeling very sick and need this very much.

Re: Martin/Arthur

[anon_e_moss]

Get well soon *sends Arthur with lemon tea*

And seconded,

Cupid Carolyn

[tiwtin]

An astute Carolyn realises she would benefit greatly if Douglas and Martin got together - Martin would stop trying to sneak away from her company like a sniveling-rat, she'd only have to pay for one hotel room and Douglas would focus his proven 'self-preservation techniques' on Martin too, ergo more of MJN.

Carolyn, aided/hindered by her perpetually cheerful steward, takes on the momentous task of trying to get a seemingly 100% heterosexual Casanova and a socially incompetent priss to declare their love for each other.

Tl;dr - Carolyn match-makes Martin and Douglas with Arthur's help.

Re: Cupid Carolyn

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my, this can only lead to disaster and hilarity. Seconded!

Maximum angst. (possible trigger)

[(Anonymous)]

"If I'm not enough to keep you here, then go."

Any pairing or non-pairing situation.

Magic realism

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by a Sherlock prompt.

When Douglas goes to sleep at night, he dreams occasionaly of a large, ordained garden. For years the garden is empty until Douglas starts seeing a little red-headed boy running about.

The little boy explains to Douglas he wants to be an aeroplane one day.

Douglas doesn't know what this all means.

Source of Martin's pay

[(Anonymous)]

In Qikiqtaurjuaq, Martin asks to be paid. At the end, he tells the tour person that he's a professional because he's being paid.

Somewhere between one and the other, there are some conversations that have been missed out.

Like did Carolyn ask or tell Douglas that his pay's being reduced to fund Martin? Did she find some other source of funds to pay him? Did Douglas overhear and go round in a very Douglas way and ensure that it's very clear that he must have a pay cut which of course he doesn't like at all although he insists on it but not really? Does Arthur offer to get a paper route on the side between flights to pay Martin? Is Martin getting paid minimum wage per hour, or is he getting half what Douglas was getting?

TLDR: What are the details of Martin's new paycheck source of funds.

RTYI's welcome.

Re: Source of Martin's pay

[(Anonymous)]

I really wish the scene explaining that bit hadn't been cut for time. In the original recording I believe, Carolyn gave Martin a choice. He could either have the "Martin", "Douglas" or "Arthur" pay-package. The Martin was that she paid him an hourly rate, the Douglas was giving him half of Douglas's salary, and the Arthur was her paying for his food and rent. It got cut for time though I believe Mr F said he might address it again differently in the future.

[(Anonymous)]

Martin's always thought of Arthur as his little brother. 

Of course he teases him and jokes about him like any older brother does, but he'd never be cruel or hurt him. He always tries patiently to teach him how planes stay in the air, and if anything went wrong or if anyone dared lay a hand on him, Martin would fight tooth and nail to protect him.

Just anything along these lines please.

[elvendork-lee.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

Nicknames

[kenizz]

Based on this http://ask-martin-crieff.tumblr.com/post/19480084506/cruelest-nickname-youve-ever-been-called

What are the cruelest nicknames the crew have been called?

Re: Nicknames

[(Anonymous)]

According to this article- http://www.spectator.co.uk/arts-and-culture/featured/6050608/contrasting-characters.thtml - Allam's nickname at school was 'Zombie' (thanks to the person who sent this to me- you know who you are)

BAMF!crackshot!Martin (TW: violence, guns, possible h/c)

[(Anonymous)]

Arthur gets kidnapped by a group of thugs and is going to be used as a hostage so the group can use their getaway car. But before they can drive too far off Martin takes a pistol and hits one/some of the baddies. The rest get caught and Arthur comes out fine, if shaken. Everyone's surprised thatartin can actually handle a gun without shooting his foot off, but whether he offers an explanation is up to anon.
And if there's some influence from one Jim Moriarty in there, well...that's bonus.

Southland x Cabin Pressure

[annievh]

MJN Air flies a few LAPD cops somewhere.

Incubus/Succubus fic!

[(Anonymous)]

Either Martin or Douglas gets visited by a succubus/incubus each night. The others start to notice the change in their behavior and become concerned.

War paint - Inspired by Cumberholmes RP

[(Anonymous)]

First, if you're not following the adventures of Martin and the rest of the MJN gang as an offshoot of the Cumberholmes Twitter RP you're missing out on the some of the funniest stuff out there.

Today's adventures involved Martin dealing with not only Birling Day but his GF possibly being pregnant. She's not but Aunt Irma's come to visit and Martin seemed a tad overly excited.

So...since I know no kink is to small or to big to tackle for this wonderful group I humbly request Martin being down with getting his war paint on.

Here's the definition for those wondering: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=War%20Paint&defid=3065646

Re: War paint - Inspired by Cumberholmes RP

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God! For the record, Martin was only over excited because he really didn't want to deal with an unplanned pregnancy and he was mega-relieved!

That said, new kinks are fun & I am proud to support this prompt. (and thank you for the follow rec xx)

not!Flymeimfriendly
Xx

AIRPLANE!/Flying high anyone?

[afroxfl]

Okay, so my prompt is basically to challenge anyone who wants to to write a fic of their choice
any topic you want, ship of your choice or no
BUT the challenge is to fit as many references to the movie AIRPLANE as you can!
"Surely you can't be serious."
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Incorporate the film's plot if you need to, just have fun with it!

[britt-m-89.livejournal.com]

Martin and Arthur have been together a few years when they become engaged. Martin then becomes sick and is put in the hospital. They can't find out what's wrong with him and he's getting worse. Arthur is so afraid that Martin is going to die that he gets a minster to come to the Martin's hospital room and marry then right there. His reasoning is that he rather be marry to Martin for a short time than not to be marry him at all. They eventually do find out what's wrong with Martin. He lives and they go and have their dream wedding (at the airfield with all their friends there).

[superwholockian_on_mjn]

I think I just cried from how much I second this.