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cabinpres_fic ([personal profile] cabinpres_fic) wrote2012-02-03 07:49 am


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Cabin Pressure Fic Prompt Post Three

Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


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(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
After falling in someone's pond while moving garden furniture for them, Martin gets home to discover that through either technical fault or student-misadventure reasons he can't take a shower at home.

So he goes to ask if he can dirty up Douglas's shower instead.

Much as Douglas is loathe to fill his bathroom with sludgy, rotting pond-weed, he can't quite resist his shivering, soaked and slightly pathetic looking captain.

Where it goes from there is up to you. Sensuous bathtime sexyfun or cracky Douglas armed with a loofah and Marigolds back-srubbing nonsense.


(Anonymous) 2012-03-04 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Not much, but I had to scan some stuff for school so I added this to the pile, and it sort of fits your prompt. But not really. :/ *coughs akwardly* Your prompt is very inspiring though. Maybe I'll give it a second shot ;)

D/M, NSFW nc-17

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Douglas/Martin/Arthur threesome

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
With this (not my art) as inspiration, if you need it:

Wouldn't mind it either way if they were in a polyamorous relationship, or Arthur was just a one-time addition to Douglas and Martin's on-going relationship. I just love the image of Martin as the filling to a sandwich of love and lusty fluff; and kisses. I really do love kisses.

(Would prefer no sex pollen, however, everyone in control of themselves, as much as they ever are. ;)
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(Oh it seems that this picture became some kind of famous, recently... But I still think it's ugly.)

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
More Arthur!

Give me Arthur in a poly relationship, being his usual brilliant self :)

Arthur Shappey/Molly Hooper

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur/Molly. That is all.

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Seconded! I actually thought about that pairing the other week, wondering what it would be like. That could be really cute. Molly needs someone to tell her that she is brilliant and other sweet things.

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[personal profile] sostrangechild 2012-02-03 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure similar ideas have been prompted before, but I'm on an Aubrey/Maturin spree at the moment and really would adore anyone who did this.

Late 1700s, the Napoleonic War. English sloop Gertie of His Majesty's Royal Navy, commanded by Captain Martin Crieff, new and nervous. Aided by First Lieutenant Douglas Richardson (his rank of Captain being stricken for disobeying escort duties of merchant ships in favour of going after French Prizes), they sail the seas. Arthur is Martin's overenthusiastic and entirely hopeless cook. Carolyn was the purser's wife...until it ended badly and he became a traitor to England. She's now the purser. At first, the crew complained, but then she took on several men twice her own size in a battle. Herc is her suitor from the frigate Caledonia, constantly showing off whenever the two ships meet.
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[personal profile] aron_kristina 2012-02-03 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome! I want this :)

Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

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I just want something super dirty and kinky. Give me whatever you've got. Anything you were ever embarrassed to write because you thought people would think it was too dirty? Well, post it below. There is nothing you can write that I won't read.

Multiple kinks? Even better. Anything. But let me just say this: BDSM? Not that dirty, guys. Don't get me wrong. I love it! But I know you can do dirtier than that!

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I've been in fandom so long that I feel like the only super dirty kinks are ones so super-dirty-kinky that I haven't even heard of them yet.

My first thought? Medfet enema play. But... that's not that dirty.

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Five times no one stood up for Martin Crieff, and one time somebody did.

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A travelling circus travels with MJN.

Arthur is disappointed that the fire swallower and the sword swallower's meals are just the regular chicken-or-pasta. (Douglas soothes him by explaining that fire and sharp objects would be against the regulations, and they all know how Skip feels about those...)

A For Effort!

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Character A is eating out/blowing Character B. A is really going at it, just as happy as a clam to be doing this with B. Except A is awful--there's teeth where there shouldn't be, their isn't enough suction--and it's just not sexy and its not going to make B cum. What does B do?

I've kept this ambiguous for nonnie to insert their preferred pairing in slots A and B. I personally don't care, I just want to see what happens here.

Fill: Ice and Sympathy

[personal profile] straydog733 2012-02-11 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
“Ah, and here returns the gallant pilot, fresh from his night of scandalous Scandinavian romance.”

Martin glared at Douglas’ smirk. He should have expected it from the moment he begged to have a hotel room to himself during their stay over in Norway. But he had really needed the chance this trip, first officer be damned, so he had accepted Carolyn’s deal to get a cheaper hotel across town and walk back and forth between the two. Everything with Atla had been going wonderfully for months now; they had met on a piloting forum online and promptly got into an argument about the merits of rotorcraft versus fixed wing. She was terribly stubborn in her defense of her helicopter, and unwilling to give an inch when he quite logically and clearly laid out exactly why she was wrong about jets.

It had been brilliant.

The months of arguing had gradually transitioned into polite conversation, which had somewhere along the way become flirting, much to Martin’s confusion (but joy). So when a flight plan took GERTI through Norway, complete with a full night in Trondheim, he had felt it was only right to tell her he would be in the area. They could actually talk in person for once, have a nice (hopefully cheap) dinner, and…well, see what happened from there.

And now he was back from “there”, and looking into Douglas’ knowing smirk, wondering just how much his own face gave away.

“Ah, apparently not the wondrous night of passion you expected, then?”
Apparently quite a lot.

“No, it was quite a good time. A very good time. Atla is lovely, absolutely great. She managed to get the night off of stand-by for her search and rescue organization, so she didn’t even have to wear her beeper. We had a great dinner, a nice walk through town, and it…somehow it turned out…well, I know it sounds strange coming from me, but it actually went quite well.”


“Why do you just assume that there’s a ‘but’?”

“Because I am talking to you. There is always a ‘but’.”

“Well there wasn’t. It was a perfect evening.”

“Oh. Good for you, then, Martin. Good for you.”

“Thank you.”

“You are welcome.”

“…Except, you see, there was this one thing that-“

“Knew it.”

“We eventually decided that a good way to, uh, cap off the evening, might be to head back to, um, to my hotel room. So, we did that.”

“And the real story comes out. But where exactly does the ‘but’ come in?”

“Well, you see, I had just had such a great time and felt so positive about how the evening had gone, that I thought it would be best to…show my appreciation. In a manner of speaking.”

“Skills as a linguist less than cunning?”

“What?! No, no, I-I-I-“

“Case in point.”

“I’m actually quite good at that! …You come of age as a short ginger, you develop some skills. So that actually went really well. It was just when she, um, decided to return the favor, that some problems arose.”

“Do tell.”

“It was going rather well for a time. Very, uh, very well. But, um, it turned out that she still had her beeper in her purse. Quite a loud beeper, that. And one of the SAR coordinators had forgotten that she had the evening off. So her beeper went off, and I was taken by surprise, and I sort of…jerked, and she sort of…she sort of, accidently…”



“…Good God, man. How did you even manage to walk here?”

“Not with great ease.”

“Martin, do you need to go to a hospital?”

“No, no, not that bad, really. Atla was very apologetic, very helpful, and we had a pleasant rest of the evening, mostly just chatting… I wouldn’t have mentioned it, not to you especially, but I was wondering, if perhaps…do you have any ice?”

“I’ll see if I can find some before we need to be back at the airport.”

“You’re being surprisingly kind about this. Should I expect the jeers to start as soon as we’re in front of Arthur and Carolyn?”

“Martin, you have Norwegian teeth marks on your cock. Not only is the situation funny enough without my commentary, but not even I am that heartless.”


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Pissplay/watersports...whatever you want to call urophilia

(Anonymous) 2012-02-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
inspired by the any-kink prompt above ^^

I'd love to see some hot pissplay in this community. Anything revolving around watersports (of the not-swimming variety, although underwater sex would be super hot too, now that I think about it): desperation, pants-wetting, piss-drinking, piss-showers, whatever.

Any pairing involving Martin would be my preference. Otherwise, have at it!

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Do you mind a little D/s? Because I sort of have an idea in mind (have done for a while! ^^;) but it does involve a little obedience from Martin. Also...I've been leaning more toward the pant/bed wetting route for this and was wondering if you're ok with hints towards nappies and adult babies. That sort of thing. But it's mainly the D/s I'd like to know for. :)

Hope that's ok. <3


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I am a complete sucker for stories where Martin's having a break down over things in his life and Carolyn comes to the rescue in her own prickly-but-alpha-dog-mum way. Please, let there be more angsty hurt/comfort of that variety!

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I'm a sucker too for mum!Carolyn fics. We never see that side to her that often. Seconded!

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Sherlock spoilers!

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On the 10th of june, during some kind of party with MJN, Martin fell and hit his head. It was weak, but it inexplicably put poor Martin in a coma for 2 days.
After waking up, the crew noticed he started to act more and more different with each passing day. He noticed things now, like magic or mind-reading. Martin himself couldn't understand what was happening to him.
Then theres the urge to dye his hair black, and this John he keeps dreaming about.
This goes on for 3 years, until he gives up and moves to London to find this man (he's real, Martin feels it), hoping to make sense of all this.
Sherlock's body died when he fell from St Barts, but his mind found Martin's and merged with it gradually.

(posting from phone @ 3 am because this damn idea wouldn't let go)

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Oh lordy, I LOVE this! PLlease someone fill?

and, well, if no-one does, it would be just cruel to leave it unfilled...

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If Sherlock is Martin's step-brother... then poor Martin would have The Call. You know, the call of someone telling that his brother's just committed suicide by jumping from a building.

And then he would see the papers with all the things about his brother being a fake, and killing himself out of shame/spite/because he was mentally unstable.

Poor Martin ):

(and if Martin could join the I Believe in Sherlock Holmes movement, that would be awesome.)

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Oh God I don't know whether to second this or run screaming because all the angst.

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Arthur + Marvin

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Because there can never, never be enough Hitchhiker's crossovers, and I really want to see how Arthur Shappey and Marvin the Paranoid Android would interact. Especially the reactions of everyone else present. Especially Arthur Dent and Martin's.

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Arthur's and Martin's reaction: shag.

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a rather cheesy Valentine's prompt :D

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I've seen one of the most ridiculous Valentine's Day gift suggestion today:

(Second image, the one in the middle, is the one I've seen in person, so to say.)

So, naturally, I thought of the pointy end and the amount of cheese that is consumed there :D

Could I please have any kind of hilarious shenanigans around this? Arthur seems like the primary suspect, but hey, maybe it's Martin's way of expressing his feelings for Douglas... (The surest way to a man's heart - other than through his ribcage, I mean - is through his stomach, after all...)

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Awww, that's awesome! I could see either Arthur trying to do a little matchmaking with some heart-shaped cheese or Martin doing his bumbling, I-like-you-but-don't-know-what-to-say routine. And Douglas would be Douglas.

I hope someone fills this!

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Martin's awkward flirting

[personal profile] jenny_starseed 2012-02-05 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I've been listening to Newcastle today and I couldn't help but love flirty!Martin. I love how he just absolutely sucks at it, puts his foot in his mouth and is nervous as heck.

Can I get more Martin flirting badly fics? So, five times Martin flirted badly, and one time he was very good at it.

Bonus points if at least one of those times was with a girl because I'm a sucker for Martin being flushed and embarassed by a pretty girl.

Fill: A Rather Wet Night Out

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The Bet

“Martin, this is one of the best bars for pulling that you’re ever going to find. And since I am not going to spend my time here talking to you, you need to find someone to go flirt with. Now.”

“I never know how to start things like this. Everything I say either sounds too generic or too strange.”

“Well, you better figure it out soon, because that lovely woman at the end of the bar is making eyes at me.”

“No, Douglas, please, don’t leave!”

“Alright, how about we add some monetary incentive. I bet you twenty quid you can’t come away with a phone number at the end of the evening.”

“You’re betting against my odds? How is that supposed to make me feel better?”

“Because the challenge is no longer just ‘get a phone number’, it’s ‘beat Douglas’. That always seems to light a fire under you. So you better get a move on, Romeo.”


“Hello there.”

“Oh, hello.”

“Nice night, isn’t it? Good time for a night on the town.”

“Eh, it’s actually pretty drizzly.”

“Oh yes, of course. Good night to get wet, though.”


“Wait! No, wait, that wasn’t what I met! I mean, of course you’re going to be getting wet, it’s raining, and you’d have to wear a slick. Slicker! No, I wasn’t thinking about you being wet or slick! I was just trying to talk about the weather!”

“…You know, I think I heard my friend calling me.”

“Wait, please, no, I wasn’t trying to get you wet! Or, I mean I would in certain circumstances, but not while we’re just talking, and I really was just talking about the rain outside!”

“Yeah, you know, she’s definitely calling me. Very loudly and urgently.”




“Oh, um, saloo?”

“Oh, parlez-vous francais? Enchante; je m’appelle Esme.”

“Um, I…parlay vos un…a little bit…frances.”

“…Vous ne parlez pas francais. Votre francais est presque aussi mauvais que mon anglais.”

“…Yes, well, have a good evening.”

“Au revoir.”



“Hi! Great night, isn’t it?”

“Yes, yes, a little bit of rain, but it’s actually rather cool out.”

“Really lovely night to hit the town. Are you out with your friends?”

“Well, yes, with one friend, but I lost him somewhere along the way. And you? Are you out with friends or…um, looking for something…else?”

“Well, you know, just seeing what happens on a good night like this one.”

“Oh, heh, yes.”

“What’s your name?”

“M-martin. Martin Crieff. And you?”

“My name’s Carolyn.”

“…Ah. Right. Well…Carolyn, I hope you have a fortunate evening, but I believe I heard my friend calling me.”

“Oh, um, okay.”




“Um, do you mind if I sit down?”

“No, go ahead. My name’s Erica.”

“I’m Martin. Uh, can I, can I buy you a drink?”

“Oh, that’s really sweet, but I can pay for my own drinks. Walk with me to the bar, Martin?”

“Yes, yes, of course!”

[Chair squeaks.]

“Oh…oh, I-I-I, um…I…”

“What, you’ve never seen a woman reach 6’4” before?”

“Well, I mean, it’s not that I have a problem with tall women. Or women at all. I mean, it’s not like I don’t have standards, but I don’t have, um, high standards. Wait, um, not ‘high’ standards, I’m not trying to make some sort of, uh, pun or anything.”

“Yes, I’m tall. You don’t have to look so terrified, you know. And hey, it works out great for you; your eyes are at my chest level.”

“I…I-I-I…uh, I-“

“Oookay, I clearly just broke you, so I think I’ll be on my way. Have a good night, Martin.”

“, okay.”



“Hello, there.”

“Oh, I was actually talking to-“

“Can I buy you a drink?”

“Um, actually, I really was…um, yes, that would be good. My name is Martin.”

“Phillip. So what do you do, Martin?”

“I’m a pilot.”

“Wait, really? Wow, what a coincidence! I work as an ATC over in Ipswich!”

“Really? You know, I have always had some questions about what it is like working as an ATC. Do you find that, on particularly stormy days, you are more likely to…”

The End of the Evening

“So Martin, do I owe you twenty quid or not?”

“As it turns out, yes, yes you do. See, I have the napkin and everything!”

“Oh, good for you Martin. Well, point her out to me before we go.”


“To prove you didn’t just write that yourself. Which one is she?”

“Um, she’s…that blonde. Over by the bar.”

“Ah, very good choice. Care to introduce me?”

“…if I pay you the twenty quid can we drop this now?”

“Ha. I knew you didn’t get one. Bad luck for you, Martin, but hopefully you had a good evening regardless.”

“Um, yes, actually, I did.”

The Next Night

[Phone rings.]


“Hi, it’s Martin. From the bar.”

“Oh, hey, I was waiting to hear back from you.”

“And I was looking forward to talking to you again. You see, I was wondering about the protocol on diversions in the case of…”

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How Do Aeroplanes Stay Up? HP crossover

(Anonymous) 2012-02-05 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
I seem to have something of a backlog of crossover bunnies to be released...never used to read them, write them, think of every prompt I post is one!!

Re-reading Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince.

Arthur Weasley's dearest ambition is to find out how aeroplanes stay up.

Please please please in any circumstance whatsoever please he must meet Arthur Shappey who then attempts to explain it to him rather badly but of course he is proud of his knowledge and Mr Weasley is fascinated and believes every word he says and Carolyn and Molly must stand in the background rolling their eyes at the boundless enthusiasum for everything the two Arthurs have.

*and breathe*

TL;DR - Arthur Weasley meets Arthur Shappey and hilarity ensues.

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Can I just get Martin hurt/comfort? He's having a spectacularly bad day (even for him) and just as he's getting to the end of his tether someone does something that finally pushes him too far and makes him cry. And the rest of the crew swoop in and defend him (though preferably without killing the culprit this time), and then try to cheer him up. I would love Arthur giving him a hug.

Would prefer no pairings, but I love fics that emphasize how much of a family MJN is.

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(A/N: My first Cabin Pressure fic! Hope you enjoy!)

Really? Really? First officer was bad, really bad, but at least when someone said that, they still knew he was a pilot. Or at least that he got to sit in the flight deck. But steward? Did the uniform, the hat, the bloody epaulettes say nothing? And this was from someone in the airport. Sure, she was just a waitress, but she saw pilots and stewards every day, and had to have some sort of method for telling the two apart.

Or maybe she did, but he just happened to give off such a strong “steward” aura, that all the physical evidence in the world could not move him over to the “pilot” category.

It certainly hadn’t helped that he had only been able to buy a glass of water and a peanut butter and jam sandwich. From the children’s menu. Not exactly a very pilot-like lunch. He supposed he couldn’t blame her for thinking that the tiny little man munching on a child’s sandwich alone at an airport deli wasn’t a pilot.

He wouldn’t have believed it either.


He hadn’t been having a full-on cry. He hadn’t. Everyone was just making too big a deal out of it. His eyes had gotten a little watery in the sunlight, so he had Douglas take over and went to the loo. He had washed his face, and the water had been too warm, that’s why he had come out all red and wet. And he had a bit of congestion which made his voice a little froggy, nothing to make a fuss about. And he must have been low on potassium, because that “quivering lip”, as Carolyn had called it, was just a bit of a twitch. And no, he had not needed that hug; he went along with it to humor her. Then Carolyn’s perfume had been to heavy or something, which was why his eyes had gotten watery again. She should know better than to wear a strong fragrance in such an enclosed area.

And Arthur shouldn’t have joined in. He hadn’t needed it; he was in control.

At least Douglas knew better than to try to give him a hug. He had, however, been the one to come up with the follow-up plan.


“Miss, now Miss, you will find that my sandwich is still not correct. I ordered tuna salad with onions and mayonnaise on rye, not turkey with mustard on wheat.”

“My…apologies, I must have misheard you, sir.”

“No trouble, dear, seventh time’s the charm.”

“And anything else for you, Ma’am?”

“Yes, I think I will have another roast beef sandwich, only this one with the meat cooked rare, the edges lightly charred, and the bread heavily toasted. I would like swiss cheese melted on it, but horseradish put on after it has been cooked. Nothing ruins a sandwich faster than overly warmed horseradish. And a half order of crisps, lightly fried, with extra seasoning. And both had better be hot when they come out. You have all that, dearie?”

“…Yes. Fine. And can I get anything else for you, young man?”

“Can I have scrambled eggs?”

“I’m sorry, we’ve finished serving breakfast.”

“Can I have scrambled eggs on a sandwich?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t think we have the ingredients for scrambled eggs out anymore.”

“Do you have eggs?”


“Brilliant! Then I’ll have scrambled eggs on a sandwich!”

“No, sir, I…oh, never mind. Your orders will be out shortly.”

“Do hurry along, miss, your other customers don’t appear to be too pleased. And there are an awful lot of pilots here; they tend to gang together, so you have to watch out.”

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A spanking! A spanking!

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I have a yen for more top!Douglas welting the heck out of Martin's perky little arse before he fucks him. Douglas likes it for the pretty whimpers that a squirmy, sensitised Martin can make - and Martin likes it cause it revs his motor like nothing else. Every time he sits down for days afterwards, if he can still feel it he gets all horny and wiggly all over again.
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It's always the ones you least suspect...

(Anonymous) 2012-02-05 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur Shappey is the most child-like and kind individual on the MJN crew. He is optimistic to the point of impossibility and his heart - if not his brain - is always in the right place. But don't ever think he's naive. Or that - when the situation calls for it - he won't take someone down if they try to hurt the people he loves.

I dont mind if it's Caroyln or Martin (oh, please, please can it be Martin!) or even a glorious 5&1 fic, just please can I have some BAMF!Arthur?

Fill: Fight or Flight 1/2

[personal profile] straydog733 2012-02-09 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It was proving to be rather a rough trip. They once again had a plane full of rugby players, but these seemed to be the testosterone-fueled shouty types, not the drunken happy vacationing sportsmen types. Carolyn had elected to sit this flight out, Douglas was not about to waste his wit on a bunch of gorillas, and Martin was secretly afraid of being the first ever captain to be caught in a headlock by a passenger (the memories of his school’s rugby players were still a little raw).

So that left Arthur. He seemed so cheery that nothing could faze him; he smiled through literally hours of shouted abuse. He would spend time in the flight deck when he could (even he wasn’t actually enjoying the trip), but whenever one of the flight attendant calls went off, he would be right back out in the cabin, with a smile on his face and a tray in his hand.

He came back to the flight deck after serving dinner in the cabin, covered in small bruises and mashed potatoes from all the times he had been tripped walking down the aisle.

“You know, chaps, these guys aren’t the brightest around.”

Douglas and Martin let the impact of that statement set in for a moment. Someone being stupid by Arthur’s standards was usually an insult reserved for single-cell organisms.

“What makes you say that, Arthur?”

“Well, they ran out of the good insults, so they’re just using some that don’t make any sense! One big bloke called me an S-O-B, but I wasn’t crying at all.”

Douglas raised an eyebrow.

“You have clearly not been properly schooled in your profanities. SOB is an acronym, not an enthusiastic recitation of the spelling of ‘sob’. It means ‘son of a bitch’.” Douglas lazily turned back around in his chair, waiting for the next stupid comment.

But none came. Both he and Martin turned back to see Arthur standing stock still. His trademark open smile was gone. His face was turning red. He even seemed to be curling his hands into fists (although with the thumbs tucked on the inside; a sure-fire way to break a hand during a punch).

“…Arthur, are you alright?”

He nodded stiffly.

“Oh, yeah, I’m fine. Just fine. Absolutely brilliant. Tell you what, I think I’ll just head back to the galley and check on the, on the, on the desserts. Be right back.”

And he turned on his heel and left. Thankfully the two pilots were not left with that cliff hanger for very long. Barely five minutes later, the plane was full of the crash of metal, the sound of yelling voices, and one high pitched shout of “What did you call my mum?!”

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angel/wing fic.

[personal profile] atlantisgallifrey 2012-02-05 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure if there are any other wing!fic prompts here, but I'd really like for Martin to either be and Angel, or to have wings.

what can i say, I had a really weird dream with a winged gingerbatch in it. I was so sure that was an aspirin I took before I went to bed)

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Yes yes yes
I love this idea so much
because flying is so important to Martin can you imagine his reaction to having wings?

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Slight spoilers for St Petersburg

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The reason why Arthur was so distressed when Gordon turned up in St Petersburg? He thinks his dad's going to take him away. 

Basic story is that Caroyln had to fight really hard to get custody of Arthur in the divorce. I don't know when they broke up exactly, but maybe it was when Arthur was little, and Gordon's lawyer did a hell of a job trying to convince the jury that Carolyn was an unfit parent (history of alcoholism, poor financial stability, w/e). It all turned out ok in the end, but ever since then to Arthur, Gordon has been the bogeyman who he thinks is going to steal him away from his mum. 

The crew find out. Carolyn clearly loves her son and promises him that she'd never let that happen, and the pilots act like big brothers to Arthur and swear to him in their own way that like hell would they ever let Gordon take him away.

Basically: Scared Arthur with Maternal!Carolyn and big brothers Martin and Douglas. 
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Oh god this prompt... *sniffle*

Reminds me of when I was a kid and mum and dad were in court over custody. I can just imagine tiny Arthur's reactions. ;__;


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[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-02-06 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if we've had this before but with all the ANGST I'm feeling I'd love to read something beautifully fluffy with a smidgen of H/C (because I'm a H/C whore). So here's my prompt-

Douglas finally, after months or possibly years, confesses to Martin his love. Martin however, freaks out completely and runs away. Cue sad/hurt/confused Douglas. Really though, Martin feels exactly the same, he's just never been in a position where someone actually says "I love you Martin" to him. And we all know Douglas never does anything by halves. ;D

I'd love a happy ending where Martin comes back, preferably after Arthur's wise insight on the matter (SKIP HE LOVES YOU!), confesses to Douglas and the two live happily ever after. Smut optional. ;D Happy ending needed! <33

I will love you eternally if this gets filled. Make a sad crocodile happy! <3
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(For the Non-Brits: Wotsits are elongated cheesy-poofs that look suspiciously like packing material, taste disturbingly good, but leave a coating of orange cheese powder over everything that touches them.)

"Dutch courage? Carolyn asked with a wry grin as she entered the old fire crew staff room, which was empty of all but Douglas. 

"Unless you count the quinine from the tonic or the zest from the lime," Douglas answered as he pushed forward the bottle of Schweppes. Carolyn had bustled behind the makeshift bar and poured herself a gin from the bottle on the shelf.

"Feeling confident?" she asked, taking the mismatched bar stool next to him.

"No." There was a pause before he turned to her. "You know, a sign of my current insanity, surely, but I've never really stopped to think what you're getting out of this scheme.  Arthur, well, that's easy - he wants everyone happy and thinks it's terribly romantic. But you?"

"Is it too much to believe I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart and think you are good for Martin, and Martin is good for you?" Carolyn answered with a smile.

"Yes," Douglas deadpanned.

"Fine," she answered, letting the cheesy smile drop. "I bet Herc five hundred pounds I could make you gay by the end of February."

"Five Hundred pounds?" Douglas exclaimed.

"Easy money. You'd been making doe-eyes at our inept Captain for at least nine months when I made the bet."

"My sexual identity crisis aside, you're also betting on Martin reciprocating, because after studying him for months I'm still not sure and he won't give a clue. Does MJN really have five hundred pounds to spare?"

"Douglas, I spent two weeks for last summer convinced you'd sat on wet paint or some-such by the amount of time Martin spent looking at your rear. By the time it clicked he'd started that thing where he tries to get out of the flight-desk door at exactly the same time as you."

"Actually, I think that's my 'thing' - he gets so adorably flustered when I brush against him."

"That could be construed as sexual harassment in the workplace you know."

"I've done worse."

"I have no doubt, Douglas. Now, where is that boy of mine, and hopefully that boy of yours...without the parental connotation... Though you are old enough to be his father."

"Barely!" Douglas exclaimed, and was about defend himself further, despite lack of evidence, when the door opened again and Arthur burst in.

"And this is the new bar!" Arthur said, throwing up his hands like a gameshow hostess to Martin, who followed him inside, peering around.

"Welcome, Captain, to the Hose and Hydrant," Douglas said from his stool and held up his tonic.

"Yes, thank you, Arthur, Douglas, but I'm not stupid enough to not know this was here." Martin flushed pink before adding, "this time."

"Come and have a drink," Carolyn instructed. "Unless you have a date for Valentines?"

She felt Douglas tense beside her as she enjoyed Martin's blush. It really was temporary insanity if he thought Martin would actually have a date. The boy didn't have friends, or family to count, or food even, a date was beyond expectation - except for her smitten First Officer, of course. She shook her head at her thoughts, briefly wondering where the smart-talking Casanova she knew had disappeared to. 

"Come on. Let Douglas pour you a drink," she said slipping off her stool and motioning to it. "Arthur, I need a word," and with that, Carolyn dragged her curious son over to the corner with a folder of receipts she'd brought from the portacabin as cover.


"Mum? What do you need me to talk about?"

"Martin, a drink?"

"Nothing you silly boy, keep your voice down and pretend to look at this folder."

"Erm... I mean, errmm... Yes?"

"Oh, we're spying - brilliant! Mum, I don't think Douglas has ever looked this nervous."

"How about a brandy, here you go..."

"I think Douglas' hand is shaking. Do you think he's ill, Mum?"

"Ummm, thank you. Douglas."

"Shusshhh... Love-sick, perhaps."

"Martin... Are you free tonight?"

"Douglas does look very pale all of a sudden."

"Me? Free on Valentin- Oh, do you need some stuff moving?"

"But Skip looks really, really red all of a sudden."

"No, Martin. I mean dinner."

"Silly boy isn't getting it."

"But, won't people get the wrong idea, being valentines night and-"

"Martin. It would be the right idea. I've developed... feelings."

"Dear Lord, Douglas seems to have misplaced his schmuse."

"Feelings? What sort of feelings? No, Douglas, I don't have a date on Valentines day, but don't you think it's a bit nasty to tease me about it? You obviously don't have a date either, so it's a bit hypocritical of you."

"Oh, God, he's getting upperty."


"Wow, Doesn't Douglas have a loud voice when he shouts, Mum?"

"I never imagined I'd be witness to it, but I think Douglas' luck just ran out."

"I'm sorry Martin, I didn't mean to shout, I- Martin?"

"Oh, God, he's bolting."

"Wow, who knew Skip could run that fast?"

"Arthur, you go after Martin, I'll tackle our fallen hero."


As Arthur followed the gazelle-like Captain out of the bar, Carolyn took a deep breath and headed over to where Douglas sat slumped on his stool, head in his hands.

"He'll come around, Douglas. You know how jittery he can be around new things."

"Do you know why I let you be here for this? It is a private, personal matter after all, and you're not the best, Carolyn, at comfort," Douglas posed from between his fingers.

"Then why?" Caroyln asked, a sense of foreboding growing.

"Because, deep down, I think I knew he wasn't interested and I'd made the worst gamble of my life. And right now, you're the only person bolshy enough to stop me opening that bottle of Glenfidich behind the bar."

Carolyn paused for a moment, tempering the surprise in her expression. "Well, you're right about that. Hold that thought and give me one moment."

Carolyn stepped outside, moving to the small window where she could keep an eye on her first officer through the crack in the makeshift curtain and pulled out her phone.

"Herc, it's Carolyn... Yes, yes, Tosca will be as fabulous as eight hours of screaming can possibly be, but I'm afraid I can't go... Yes, I know it's the Royal Opera House on Valentines Day, but I know you'll forgive me - true love and all that nonsense... Yes, Douglas... I know... I'll call you soon."

And with that, she made her way back in to the bar, noting with irony that this was the worst place she could think of to keep an ex-alcoholic off the booze during a crisis.


"Breathe, Skip," Arthur said, a hand on his Captain's shoulder as he gasped for air himself.

Martin's breath came in short, fast pants, seemingly unable to stop. 
Arthur had chased him to the hanger where G-ERTI was in for maintenance and had found Martin leaning against the bulkhead of the cockpit.

"Calm, just breathe! You're turning a funny colour!" Arthur.

"Am-" Martin gasped out, "trying."

"Wait here!" Arthur shouted before darting from the cockpit and letting Martin slither down the wall, still panting in quick gasps.

"Here!" Arthur said, bursting back in with a giant packet of Cheesy Wotsits. He ripped it open, the contents flying around the cockpit like savory snow before thrusting the empty bag at Martin. "Breathe into this!"

Martin pressed the opening to the bag to his lips and breathed a few times, stopping to cough when the cheesy powder hit the back of his throat, but it all helped limit the oxygen that was making him dizzy.

"I taste all cheesy," Martin gasped nonsensically as his breathing slowly returned to normal.

"Worked, though. Did it on a course," Arthur said, clambering into Douglas' seat and popping a stray Wotsit into his mouth. 

"Anxiety related panic attack. I'm supposed to use a paper bag, but I only had crisps in the galley."

"In Ipswich?" Martin asked, feeling a little more himself and wanting to lead the conversation away from anxiety.

"Leeds. After Mr Lehman, Mum wanted me trained in first aid."

"Well... Thanks," Martin said looking across the Wotsit strewn cabin.

"You do what I do when you panic, you know: You go to your real-happy-place," Arthur observed.

"My what?" Martin asked, still recovering.

"Real-happy place - where you feel most comfortable and have most happy thoughts about. Mine is Mum's kitchen; I always hid there after Dad shouted and Mum would come and give me sweets. It's funny your happy-place is where you spend all your time with Douglas, isn't it?"

Martin pulled his knees up to his chest where he was slumped on the floor and sat in silence for a few moment.

"Why would he do something so cruel?" Martin whimpered, his breathing quickening again slightly.

"What do you mean cruel? Even if you don't fancy him back, knowing someone fancies you is always nice, isn't it?" Arthur asked perplexed before spotting another Wotsit on the altimeter.

"He doesn't though. It was all just an apparently hilarious joke... at my expense," Martin said, shaking his head at Arthur who was inspecting the rest of the controls for cheesy snacks.

"Skip, why would you think that? Okay, sure, in all the hundred and ninety-seven romantic chick-flicks I've seen it's never been yelled quite like that, but he meant it," Arthur responded scowling at Martin.

"He said he loved me, Arthur. No one's ever... Well, my mum and stuff, but not 'loved me' loved me. That sort of thing doesn't happen to me," Martin murmured, letting his head fall back on the bulkhead and staring at the storage patch of brown on the ceiling.

"But even if you thought he was joking - which he wasn't - if you don't fancy him, why are you so bothered? Why did you need your real-happy-place so bad?" Arthur asked, a frown lining his forehead.

Martin took is eyes off the ceiling and met Arthur's stare.  

"Just because he doesn't love me, it doesn't mean I don't love him." And with that Martin let his head fall into his hands and cried.


"It's flammable, Douglas, and don't think for a moment I won't set fire to both the shot-glass and you!" Carolyn said, match and box poised in-hand as Douglas tried to reach for a bottle, Vodka this time, for the third time. 

They must have looked an odd pair when the door re-opened: an arsonist old lady and distraught pilot, half-straddling the bar. But it was an odd pair that re-entered the room: a puffy eyed Captain being towed by the cuff by a cheery looking Steward with an orange mouth.

"Mum, just let me do my Knowing-People stuff before you tell anyone off," Arthur said as he dragged Martin, who was resolutely staring at the floor, across to Douglas who had slumped back into his seat at looking warily at his Captain.

"By all means," she said, glad of the rest now Douglas had turned his attention back to something other than alcohol.

"Skip," Arthur announced with purpose. "You love Douglas, and I mean 'Love-Love' love, not mumsy-love or friendy-love. Douglas, you love Skip the same way, and neither of you can deny it," Arthur finished, looking between the two. 

Martin made a non-committal noise, finding the windowsill suddenly interesting, and Douglas took his turn at looking at the ground.

"So Douglas," Arthur said, marking the First Officer look up. "You're the bravest, and Martin loves you but doesn't believe you yet, so you need to kiss him."

Both men and his mother looked up at Arthur with surprise. Carolyn was the first to recover from Arthur's newfound 

"Do it, Douglas. A kiss from Martin or a shot of Talisker - you can have either," Carolyn posed, knowing a good bet when she saw one.

Douglas slipped from his bar-stool and took the step forward before his nerve failed him. He cupped Martin's face, closed his eyes and pressed his lips against the non-responsive Captain, feeling like he was risking everything, all over again.

Moments later, Martin's hands were clutching desperately against Douglas' blazer and their arms wrapped around each other.

"Well, that went well," Carolyn said sarcastically, setting down the matches. 

"Brillaint!" was all Arthur could manage as he kept watching until his mother dragged him outside.

"Mum," Arthur said as they walked to her car. "I think I've earned half of that five hundred you've won."

Carolyn raised an eyebrow. "I'm am disturbingly proud of you... Not only for navigating the mindset of one of the most emotionally stunted men in Europe, but also for your cheek. Okay then, what are you going to spend it on?"

"Cheesy Wotsits, I think," Arthur replied after a moment of consideration. 


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Insert the phrase "for whatever reason" wherever you see fit in the following prompt:

Arthur and Martin are stranded out in the freezing cold somewhere until Carolyn and Douglas can rescue them. Martin doesn't have a coat. He and Arthur stay close and do their best to preserve body heat until help can arrive, but by the time Carolyn and Douglas get there, Martin is unconscious or nearly so and Arthur is panicking. They get the two of them on to the plane and warm them up with hot chocolate and blankets and blah blah blah fluff yay.

(Martin/Arthur or gen is fine.)

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I'm not sure if this has been asked for yet but... Martin is Brian, or Martin meets Brian

Or maybe just Arthur telling him to always look on the bright side of life

I don't know, all I know is I need this!!