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cabinpres_fic ([personal profile] cabinpres_fic) wrote2012-02-03 07:49 am


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Cabin Pressure Fic Prompt Post Three

Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


As you probably all know - our meme now has it's very own database created and maintained by the great Enigel. It both catalogues each and every prompt that we post and provides links to fills. You can find it here: Google Spreadsheet

We also have a Pinboard archive which has been put in place by the lovely [personal profile] oxfordtweed in the place of our late Delicious Archive. This Archive contains a list of all the prompts this meme has to offer - you can find it here: Pinboard Archive

This is a great step forward in making our meme just a little more organised (but not too organised of course. This is Cabin Pressure) which is always a good thing.

So in order to make things easier to archive - Please nest your fills.

This can be done by either posting each part as a reply to that part's immediate predecessor, OR by replying each time to Part I OR - well you get the idea :D

It makes it simpler for Enigel and myself to link fills in a clean and clear manner. Following these guildelines will be very much appreciated guys :D


Reprompting is allowed but please include the URL of the original prompt when you do so. It will make it infinitely more easy to Archive which would make both Enigel and I very happy :)

As for everything else

  1. Be respectful to one another. Disagreements are fine, but not everything disagreeable is trolling. If you suspect someone of trolling, just ignore it. If you cannot respond to a comment without attacking or trolling someone else, keep it to yourself.

  2. No bashing prompts. It might not be your cup of tea - but obviously someone wants it enough to go to the effort of requesting it. So just scroll past it.

  3. Prompt away as much as you like guys - seriously, go wild - but please try to fill as well.

  4. NEW - If your fill includes a major element that veers from the original prompt (crossovers, established universes, kinks, et cetera), please take a few moments to check with the OP that such additions are welcome. This has caused problems in the past and it only takes a few moments of your time.
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According to numerous Child Safety laws it is illegal to provide pornographic material to minors. Seeing that the majority of the stuff we have here is rather adult in nature, this Meme is consequently an 18+ zone. Failing to comply to this rule could result in the Meme getting shut down. So if you're here and you're under 18 please back button now.

+ Please do not post anything regarding minors in a sexual situation. It really doesn't matter how tasteful or crass it is, there are laws that classify that sort of thing as child pornography and as such, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with the attitude that safe is better than sorry.

It really is VERY important that these rules are upheld as the consequences are severe.

Other than that - go crazy guys. Any problems please just message me and I'll try my best to work it out.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
After falling in someone's pond while moving garden furniture for them, Martin gets home to discover that through either technical fault or student-misadventure reasons he can't take a shower at home.

So he goes to ask if he can dirty up Douglas's shower instead.

Much as Douglas is loathe to fill his bathroom with sludgy, rotting pond-weed, he can't quite resist his shivering, soaked and slightly pathetic looking captain.

Where it goes from there is up to you. Sensuous bathtime sexyfun or cracky Douglas armed with a loofah and Marigolds back-srubbing nonsense.

Douglas/Martin/Arthur threesome

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
With this (not my art) as inspiration, if you need it:

Wouldn't mind it either way if they were in a polyamorous relationship, or Arthur was just a one-time addition to Douglas and Martin's on-going relationship. I just love the image of Martin as the filling to a sandwich of love and lusty fluff; and kisses. I really do love kisses.

(Would prefer no sex pollen, however, everyone in control of themselves, as much as they ever are. ;)


(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
More Arthur!

Give me Arthur in a poly relationship, being his usual brilliant self :)

Arthur Shappey/Molly Hooper

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur/Molly. That is all.
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[personal profile] sostrangechild 2012-02-03 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure similar ideas have been prompted before, but I'm on an Aubrey/Maturin spree at the moment and really would adore anyone who did this.

Late 1700s, the Napoleonic War. English sloop Gertie of His Majesty's Royal Navy, commanded by Captain Martin Crieff, new and nervous. Aided by First Lieutenant Douglas Richardson (his rank of Captain being stricken for disobeying escort duties of merchant ships in favour of going after French Prizes), they sail the seas. Arthur is Martin's overenthusiastic and entirely hopeless cook. Carolyn was the purser's wife...until it ended badly and he became a traitor to England. She's now the purser. At first, the crew complained, but then she took on several men twice her own size in a battle. Herc is her suitor from the frigate Caledonia, constantly showing off whenever the two ships meet.

Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want something super dirty and kinky. Give me whatever you've got. Anything you were ever embarrassed to write because you thought people would think it was too dirty? Well, post it below. There is nothing you can write that I won't read.

Multiple kinks? Even better. Anything. But let me just say this: BDSM? Not that dirty, guys. Don't get me wrong. I love it! But I know you can do dirtier than that!
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[personal profile] aron_kristina 2012-02-03 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome! I want this :)
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Re: Douglas/Martin/Arthur threesome

[personal profile] duod 2012-02-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)

(Oh it seems that this picture became some kind of famous, recently... But I still think it's ugly.)

Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been in fandom so long that I feel like the only super dirty kinks are ones so super-dirty-kinky that I haven't even heard of them yet.

My first thought? Medfet enema play. But... that's not that dirty.
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Question for OP

[personal profile] random_nexus 2012-02-03 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
No sex pollen, in control, I get (and agree), but do we mind something relaxing that lets inhibitions down just a bit without making anything dub/non-con?
(e.g. - liquor/fatigue/second-hand not-tobacco smoke, etc)

Re: Question for OP

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I am fine with fatigue (even have a bit of a drowsy-sex kink), and really moderate amounts of liquor; not so fine with smoke-thingies. Sorry to be so picky, and thank you for asking! :)

But in the end I guess it mostly depends on how much it's made clear or implied, during or later or whenever, that no one has regrets of the "oh God I'd never have done that if I hadn't consumed [inhibition lowering thing]!" kind :)

Re: Douglas/Martin/Arthur threesome

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
May I challenge you to draw a better one, then? *cough* ;)
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Re: Question for OP

[personal profile] random_nexus 2012-02-03 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the smoke is on the border for me, too, but I just didn't want to have Douglas drink - he's been sober too long, he wouldn't. It's all I could think of. No, no regrets! It's more of providing them an opportunity they normally wouldn't have had to do something all of them end up enjoying.

Okay, thanks.

Well, then, I'm writing the thing. It may be sucktastic, but it sure wants to be written. (I may or may not have written 2k late, late last night while half-asleep. *shifty eyes*)

Re: Question for OP

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeeeeee! *flails in a very dignified and Captainy manner* I'm all a-squee for the fill - I'm sure it will be brilliant! :D

Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's certainly not that unusual, but I'd still second the everloving fuck out of anything medfet.
Douglas was a med student, damnit, there's precedent for this madness! ;D

Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point about "what you can write" - scat is rather dirty, by definition, but I can't (OK, won't) write it >.<

Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Medfet is semi-rare in fanfic, but it's still not exactly an out-there kink. I bring it up because it's sort of uncommon. ...And because Douglas-as-doctor is exceedingly delicious. (It was probably a calculated decision to switch careers. It's a lot easier to sleep with stewardesses and never see them again versus nurses in your own hospital.)

Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You ever wonder if someday we'll go thru all the kinks and come out the other side, where loving, enthusiastic, consensual sex will suddenly be deemed the dirtiest thing ever?

/philosophical rambling

Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, replied to a comment, not the entry...

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Five times no one stood up for Martin Crieff, and one time somebody did.

Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of one of those D/s AUs I read once, where people having really vanilla sex with no power dynamics was considered totally weird and fetishistic. XP

Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I rather believe his canon excuse of "Glamorous... but gloopy."
I think the glamour can wear of pretty fast, even for top surgeons, when faced with the festering disgustingness the human body is capable of.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this.

Travelling circus

(Anonymous) 2012-02-03 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A travelling circus travels with MJN.

Arthur is disappointed that the fire swallower and the sword swallower's meals are just the regular chicken-or-pasta. (Douglas soothes him by explaining that fire and sharp objects would be against the regulations, and they all know how Skip feels about those...)
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Re: Martin/Douglas any kink, really! PWP is a-okay!

[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-02-03 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sir! I say Sir! I accept your challenge! Well I actually accepted it six hours ago on the bus home from class BUT NEVERTHELESS I ACCEPT.

One question though- (because I really will write anything. My muse is a tart like that. :P) Hypothetically, on a scale, what number are you looking for? 1- 10 I mean.

Because I've written Daddy!kink/Figging/Spanking/Dirty talk/Humiliation all in one go for a Douglas/Martin fic and I thought it was the dirtiest thing I could do at the time. Now I'm thinking I could possibly out do that. Somehow.

I mean, what's your 10? Watersports? (I haven't written that one before but I could) Non-Con role play? Bestiality? (Heck I've seen dragon!Sherlock/Hobbit!John porn ;D) And is there anything you WON'T at all read?

Long comment I know. I'm just intrigued. :D And any excuse to write filthy porn is a great one. ;D