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PROMPT POST PART III
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Martin's Students
(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)For example:
Rule #23 - If anyone knows how to fix a car, Martin's van will always be one roadbump away from failing its MOT. Just check the brake fluid and the carburetor from time to time.
Rule #24 - If Martin's family (brother/sister usually) show up, he is NEVER in. (Addition, 2nd gen: this is a MUST), Addendum: MJN colleagues are acceptable and allowed.
Rule #30 - In emergency, call Douglas Richardson and/or Carolyn Knapp-Shappey. Martin won't think to.
Basically, I just want to see protective!students watching out for Martin.
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(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)This prompt sounds brilliant :D
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Also: I would *love* to read a fill of this. A handbook on how to look after the ghost pilot would be adorable.
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(Anonymous) 2012-02-13 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)That's all the canon data on Martin's Parkside Terrace home. Hope this helps.
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(Anonymous) 2012-02-14 01:07 am (UTC)(link)http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=i92tCDLERuA#t=175s
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Rule #53: if, by any chance, you spot Martin talking to a female (be it a student or a friend or the cleaning lady), it is your duty to rush by and explain, "He's not being creepy, lady, he's just trying to be nice!"
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(Anonymous) 2012-02-14 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)I might have to elope with this prompt... *is smitten*
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)And wonderful anons who already added rules below- I've included those. They were too good to not include. :)
I'm looking to finish off the list at 31. (I put the 50-something one below as 31 instead, because I wasn't sure I could come up with that many.)
I'm looking for about seven more, at least, but if your imaginations run wild, don't hold back!
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)addendum - don't feed it to the neighbour's dog either.
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-14 01:08 am (UTC)(link)Rule *: If your mum or dad sends you anything edible in a care package that you don't like, offer it to Martin, but only in a "I don't want this, here you eat it" way, not a "eat this, you're as thin as a coat rack, and your stomach rumbling in the night carries through the venting and keeps me awake" sort of way. He'll take any offer of free food as long as it's clear he's doing you the favour, and not the other way round.
And a corollary to other anons #9
Rule 9a: Do not put anything you suspect may have been cooked by Martin's friend Arthur in the house compost. We do not need another 'Triffid' incident.
(They're agricultural students after all)
Re: Martin's Students - FILL: The Care and Feeding of Your Resident Pilot-Ghost
“You got all your paperwork into the main office already?”
“Yes, just finished it up this morning. I’m officially a resident, now.”
“Welcome to the sharehouse! Before you settle in completely, we’ve got our own contract of sorts for you to sign.”
“A… contract?”
“Don’t worry- it’s nothing major. Well, it’s important, but it’s nothing to be scared of. It’s just our “Care and Feeding of Our Resident Pilot-Ghost: A Handbook to the Pilot in the Attic. The first crop of students started it nearly ten years ago, when Martin first moved in.”
“Someone’s been here for ten years?”
“Yes- he’s not a student, that’s why. His name’s Martin. He’s a pilot. He lives up in the attic. We don’t always see him much, but he’s quiet and never bothers anyone. It’s actually rather nice, having a proper adult around, you know? Anyway, this is just our list on how to watch out for him, make life a little easier if we can. The Handbook explains it all. It looks like a lot, but it’s really just a bunch of little things. And now it’s become a tradition- anyone new who moves in has to sign it, and we all abide, silently, I might add, by it. It makes his life just a little easier. Oh, and I should add: if something new comes up, or you find something out of date, we can add on or fix things, as long as the majority agree.”
A Handbook to the Pilot in the Attic
By the Past and Current Students of Parkside Terrace
Rule #1:
He does have a name: It’s Martin Crieff. He goes by Martin. (Note: use of the nickname “Marty” seems to bring on unpleasant memories, most likely from childhood and/or relating to his siblings. See Rule #24 for further information re: Crieff siblings)
Rule #2:
He is like Batman. Some days he is First Officer Martin Crieff Captain Martin Crieff of MJN Air. Other days, he is Martin Crieff, owner of Icarus Removals. 2nd Gen Addendum: He’s quite handy and cheap: use him to help you move as much and as many time as you can afford. Further Addendum (this one’s for the ladies): he’s not too bad to look at while working, either. Keep this in mind.
Rule #3:
Never use “Captain” sarcastically. He takes it very seriously and it’s his dream job.
Rule #4:
You won’t see him much (hence the “ghost in the attic effect”) but when you do, say hello. This usually gets at least a smile and sometimes a few minutes of conversation. For what it’s worth, he seems genuinely interested in what’s going on with the students he lives above, provided it’s not bitching and whining. 2nd Gen Addendum: ESPECIALLY bitching and whining about how hard your life is; or that you have no money.
Rule #5:
His section of the fridge/cupboards will usually be rather bare. Label any extra food or leftovers you know you won’t get around to eating as “Please Eat!” 2nd Gen Addendum: don’t make this too obvious. 3rd Gen Addendum: If it is obvious, have a good excuse- your parents came into town, your grandmother sent you yet another care package, etc.
Rule #6:
When making dinner, make a little bit extra (for reasons above). 2nd Gen Addendum: Make sure he’s around, first, or will be around before said food goes bad. He’s often gone for days on flights and it’d defeat the purpose if it went bad before he got back to enjoy it. 3rd Gen Addendum: As with Rule #5, don’t make it too obvious. A little extra. Or at most “I can only cook for two people, but won’t want to eat the same thing again tomorrow.” Depending on how well the removals have been, you don’t need to be as crafty.
Rule #7:
This probably should have been higher, but at least it’s on here: Martin is actually a pretty cool guy.
Rule #8:
See #7, and keep in mind that he is a “real adult,” and also a professional. Wild parties are great in college, not so much when you’re approaching 30. Be respectful of all inhabitants of the house. 2nd Gen Addendum: Also, he’s gone a lot on flights, use this time wisely.
Rule #9:
If there is ever suddenly a lot of noise coming form the attic: -and we mean a lot, like crashing, something breaking, or loud shouting- go up to check on Martin. He can be a little accident prone at times. If he doesn’t answer (and you know for sure he’s home; see below if he’s not): jimmy the latch on his door and go up to see what’s going on. If he’s not home, check to see if his windows are open. If they are, jimmy the latch on his door and shoo out whatever wild animal got in this time. (For kicks: write the most memorable experiences down and staple it to the back of this list). Clean up any mess said animal may have made. IMPORTANT: Make it look like you were never there. Don’t infringe on what little privacy the guy has living in an attic above a bunch of students any more than absolutely necessary (we figured after the first incident with the raccoon that the damage those little buggers can do if left to their own devices is worse than breaking and entering if the sole purpose of doing so was to stop history from repeating itself). 2nd Gen Addendum: if there is something seriously wrong, see Rule #30.
Rule #10:
He’s smart, but he doesn’t seem to think much of himself. If you ever need help with maths, physics, or, you know, AVIATION, have a friend who is, or are just interested in any of the above: ask him. 2nd Gen Addendum: Try and discern if he’s a) not in a terrible mood and/or very down (in which case, see Rule #11), b) not off to a removal job, or c) off to the airfield. 3rd Gen Addendum: Ask about aviation at your own risk. He may not stop talking for a very long time. Just humor him, though, because he means well. And it’s cute to see him so excited.
Rule #11:
Let’s face it, the guy lives in the attic of a student sharehouse, and he’s not a student. If you catch him out and about (usually at night, for some reason), make an effort to talk to him. Watch for signs to see how interested he is in talking, however. Leave him alone if that’s clearly what he wants. Just keep an eye on him, if he’s feeling down, make him a cup of tea (you were just about to make yourself one, anyway, right?), and give him an extra biscuit. Or if you’re making a late night snack of toast and jam, offer him a slice. Just be nice to him. 2nd Gen Addendum: He’s always been nice to us, even when there’s one guy that’s a jerk. 3rd Gen Addendum: Seconding 2nd Gen Addendum.
Rule #12:
Ladies: if you wish to drown yourself if strong perfume, be sure to do so only when there is no chance of you accidently running into Martin. He will start sneezing violently, his nose will get red, his eyes will water, and you will feel bad. Addendum: Gentlemen: This also apparently applies to overly strong cologne.
Rule #13:
Kind of on par with Rule #11, Martin seems to have the worst luck in the history of mankind. If you notice something amiss, network to subtly help out. Key word here is subtly: he’s not our pet charity case. 2nd Gen Addendum: interesting that this rule is #13.
Rule #14:
If something around the house needs fixing (like a sticky lock or a broken window latch), don’t feel awkward about asking if Martin can help out. He likes feeling useful. Use this as a way to how he’s not only needed, but appreciated.
Rule #15:
If and when he does fix something, always offer something in return- just something small. We’re an agricultural college, so maybe some extra vegetables. We’re all students and on a budget, so if there’s not much you can swing, then just give him a hug.
Rule #16:
Oddly enough, Martin is surprisingly easy to talk to. If you ever need to talk to someone, about just about anything, feel free to seek him out. If it is something that cannot wait, then do not worry about the late or early hour. But use common sense, please. He’ll stammer out awkward sounding advice, and probably apologize more than necessary when he thinks he’s said something wrong, but he still doesn’t mind being an ear to talk to. 2nd Gen Addendum: or a shoulder to cry on. What? It was a really rough semester. 3rd Gen Addendum: Martin seems to have more confidence now: he apologizes less, but he still stammers out awkward things. Don’t take it personally: if it sounds like it was mean, then remember who you are talking to. It came out wrong. We’ve all been there, right?
Rule #17:
Arthur Shappey is a wonderful chap but NEVER EAT ANY FOOD HE HAS PREPARED. 3rd Gen. Addendum: Don’t feed it to the neighbor’s dog, either. Further Addendum: Do not put anything you suspect may have been cooked by Martin's friend Arthur in the house compost. We do not need another ‘Triffid’ incident.
Rule #18:
Also Re: Arthur. He and Martin are not a couple. Arthur is that friendly with everyone who will allow it (think of a little kid). 3rd Gen Addendum: Arthur’s also weirdly good at tying ties, so if you need any help, just wait until he comes around to pick Martin up. He’ll be more than thrilled to help out. He loves helping. It’s brilliant.
Rule #19:
It’s not a bomb- it’s just Martin’s van starting. Addendum: Likewise, it’s not a dying animal screaming in agony, its Martin’s van attempting to start. See Rule #23 for further information re: Martin’s van.
Rule #20:
This one has already been said in Rules #5 and #6, but those spaces were getting crowded, so here’s an updated/reiterated version:
If your mum or dad sends you anything edible in a care package that you don't like, offer it to Martin, but only in a “I don't want this, here you eat It” way, not a “eat this, you're as thin as a coat rack, and your stomach rumbling in the night carries through the venting and keeps me awake” sort of way. He’ll take any offer of free food as long as it’s clear he’s doing you the favour, and not the other way round. Also see Rule #14 for Usefulness & Martin.
Rule #21:
If you find Martin asleep in an awkward position, or in a strange place, wake him up just enough to get him up to his room. 2nd Gen Addendum: Once you’ve woken him up, make sure he’s awake enough to make it up the stairs. If he’s not, just get him to the couch and raid everyone’s room for spare blankets. It will save you both bruises and not to mention egos.
Rule #22:
That pretty sketchy van parked out front, or around the back? No, that’s not a serial killer looking for his next victim; it’s Martin’s van. Also see Rules #19 and #23.
Rule #23:
If anyone knows how to fix a car, Martin's van will always be one roadbump away from failing its MOT. Just check the brake fluid and the carburetor from time to time.
Rule #24:
If Martin's family (brother/sister usually) show up, he is NEVER in. 2nd Gen Addendum: this is a MUST). Further Addendum: MJN colleagues are acceptable and allowed. (See Rule #30 for further information on MJN)
Rule #30:
In emergency, call Douglas Richardson and/or Carolyn Knapp-Shappey. Martin won't think to. 2nd Gen Addendum: If someone named Arthur picks up on Carolyn’s line, tell him to put his mum on the line. 3rd Gen Addendum: If someone named Herc picks up on Carolyn’s line, he is also acceptable to speak with. But make sure he passes on the message to Carolyn). Further Addendum: if a woman answers on Douglas’s line, assume she is the current Mrs. Richardson or soon-to-be-next Mrs. Richardson and politely ask for Douglas, specifying that it’s regarding Martin and an emergency.
Rule #31:
If, by any chance, you spot Martin talking to a female (be it a student or a friend or the cleaning lady), it is your duty to rush by and explain, "He's not being creepy, lady, he's just trying to be nice!" Addendum: In Aftermath of. Rule #53 situation: The smelling salts are under the sink, next to the Tesco-brand washing up liquid. Blue bottle. Also see: Rule #16
NEVER LET OUR GHOST PILOT IN THE ATTIC SEE THIS LIST.
NEVER SPEAK OF IT (OPENLY OR DIRECTLY) IN FRONT OF HIM.
This is for us to know about and him to be watched after.
I, _______________, a resident of The Parkside Terrace Sharehouse for the ______ term, hereby agree to all above stated rules and guidelines for as long as I reside in the property.
By signing below I agree to uphold these rules and guidelines to the best of my ability. The house, myself included, hereby reserves the right to add or amend any of the above rules as we collectively see fit, to ensure the continuation of the successful care and feeing of our resident Pilot Ghost
Signed: ______________
Witness (current occupant whom has already signed): ____________________
Dated this ____ day of ________, 20__
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I loved the various addendums from the following generations, and all the subtle and secret ways the students have found to take care of their pilot ghost! :)
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(Anonymous) 2012-04-22 09:49 am (UTC)(link)--
ETA: Men only.
Addendum: This definitely includes T-shirts.
No matter how good he looks in a baby doll.ETA: this is a MUST.
Addendum: MJN colleagues are acceptable and allowed.
ETA: This applies to all holidays. He doesn’t seem to have been home in years. When he’s not on a flight, he spends the hols in his attic.
ETA 2: He loves Airfix models. Make sure you get the paints to go with them if you do go that route.
ETA: If you decide that you need to save money instead, don’t leave anything in the way of the door.
ETA 2: Solved with a nightlight!
ETA: Don’t forget to tell them he’s not your son.
ETA ETA: SERIOUSLY. Follow these steps to the letter. It’s not a catastrophe every time he’s late home. Planes get delayed and jobs run long. The police get really annoyed when they’re asked to find someone’s who’s in an airport lounge in Brazil.
ETA: This goes for mums as well. No exceptions.
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