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Haven't have eaten a jammy-dodger all my life, I have no idea if you can separate the two halves to lick the insides like one would a Ultimate Fudge Chocolate from Dare (http://www.canadaonly.ca/products/Dare-Ultimate-Cookies.html) and I wasn't certain if those existed in the UK... But here's a quick comment-box fill!

Martin stood there, frozen. What Arthur was going was... 'Indecent' came to mind. He didn't move a muscle, afraid the other man would realised he wasn't alone anymore.

Arthur slowly licked the inside of one of the Jammy-dodger biscuits clean of the Jam, his eyes closed in concentration. He swirled his tongue around, following the shape of the biscuit, brought the jam to his mouth and licked his lips, a humming sound coming out of his throat.

The tongue came back to the cookie, the hardened tip giving fast, strong licks to get at the remaining jam before going through the little hole in the centre of the biscuit, turning the treat slowly around it, curving the extremity of the flexible muscle to lick at the outside of the biscuit.

Arthur brought his tongue back in, moaning again at the taste of jam, before breaking the biscuit in two with a sharp bite, making Martin wince. He must have made a sound because then Arthur turned to him.

"Oh! Hi skip! Care for a Jammy-dodger? They are really good! But you have to eat the jam, first! I could show you if you'd like. Skip? Skip... you've gone all red in the face, are you all right?"

I have to say, after many years of trying, you reeeally can't suck the jam out of a jammy dodger. Nor can you seperate the two halves because they're far too firmly stuck together. But if Arthur can actually manage to lick the jam out of the little hole in the middle he probably has the most persistent tongue-ing action Martin has ever seen.

Damn. Any other biscuits have a hole in the middle?

Hmm.... Well Oreos are sandwiched together so he could pull them apart and lick the middle away. Same with custard creams. Still some sexy tounge action in that?

Haha.

I'll let someone else have a try at this fun. ^-^

da

I do all the time, it's the only way I eat them, but they're not brand name Jammy Dodgers, they're "Fruit Creams" so maybe the biscuit/icing/jam bond is weaker?

Mystery solved: that's how he was able to! It just... looked like Jammy Dodger to Martin and Arthur said the brand name because... well... because we always use the brand name when referring to copies? Yes. Yes that's it!

lol

Thank you! ^-^

Real Jammy Dodgers don't have icing in them. Fox's Jam Rings do though.

unless you count twinkles as biscuits. lol. I remember doing this with a twinkie.

Anyway.
Damn, Arthur you sly dog you!
Brilliant. I don't care if this isn't true to life with Jammy Dodggers themselves, that is awesome!

Lol, poor Martin. He'll never eat a Jammy Dodger without a hard-on again.

This is fantastic.

Can this just be our thing now? Biscuit porn?

da

It occurs to me that one could get a lot of pornography out of a teacake.

Goodness. Seconding?

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