So I was listening to Limerick again and I noticed that the entire time Martin was talking about trying to find a date, he kept saying 'someone' or, mostly, 'they'. They would expect to be taken out, they would expect a captain to have money, etc. Never a 'her'.

Someone's playing the pronoun game!

So, basically, a fic where someone (probably Douglas, really) calls him out on it? (And Martin would probably get all flustered and lie badly and and and.)