We'd have to somehow spin this in a way that is not RPF as per rules, but:
I was just talking about Teen Wolf and called Tyler Hoechlin "Big Tyler" and Tyler Posey "Little Tyler." Sorely wanted to refer to Hoechlin as "Paramount Tyler" but do not have any friends who watch Teen Wolf but also know Cabin Pressure.
Requesting some kind of Paramount Martin and Little Martin and Paramount Wolf or something crossover. Little Martin taking offense, once again, at being called "Little" Martin. Scott McCall taking offense at being called "Little" Wolf. Both Paramounts would have no idea why this is such a big deal.
Teen Wolf crossover
I was just talking about Teen Wolf and called Tyler Hoechlin "Big Tyler" and Tyler Posey "Little Tyler." Sorely wanted to refer to Hoechlin as "Paramount Tyler" but do not have any friends who watch Teen Wolf but also know Cabin Pressure.
Requesting some kind of Paramount Martin and Little Martin and Paramount Wolf or something crossover. Little Martin taking offense, once again, at being called "Little" Martin. Scott McCall taking offense at being called "Little" Wolf. Both Paramounts would have no idea why this is such a big deal.