triggered from a dodgy conversation about a cucumber on another prompt -
Martin has a bizarre little fettish - object insertion. Anything he can get his hands in when he's in the mood, he just can't help himself. He's been refered to a psychiatrist because Fitton A&E know him by sight - 'Hi Martin, back again already? Go wait in cubicle 3.'
Douglas finds out - how is up to you, perhaps by calling his own mobile phone to find it and Martin's arse rings :-D
Martin, have you seen my keys?
Martin has a bizarre little fettish - object insertion. Anything he can get his hands in when he's in the mood, he just can't help himself. He's been refered to a psychiatrist because Fitton A&E know him by sight - 'Hi Martin, back again already? Go wait in cubicle 3.'
Douglas finds out - how is up to you, perhaps by calling his own mobile phone to find it and Martin's arse rings :-D
Oh jezus, what's wrong with me?.