PROMPT: I'm as much a fan as anyone of poor Martin being evicted and sleeping in his van, and Carolyn ending up paying him out of pity and guilt. But it has become a bit of a cliche in the fandom. So before season 4 (hopefully) gets him paid, let's have all the different, funny, weird ways in which he might finally end up getting a salary.
Lets get Martin paid
FILL: http://cabinpres-fic.dreamwidth.org/6034.html?thread=9788818#cmt9788818