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cabinpres_fic ([personal profile] cabinpres_fic) wrote2012-05-29 05:28 am

Prompting Post V

Please see the most recent MOD NOTE and ADDENDUM


(updated 5 July)

Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


FILLING GUIDELINES



As you probably all know - our meme now has it's very own database created and maintained by the great Enigel. It both catalogues each and every prompt that we post and provides links to fills. You can find it here: Google Spreadsheet

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Reprompting is allowed but please include the URL of the original prompt when you do so. It will make it infinitely more easy to Archive which would make both Enigel and I very happy :)

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REALLY IMPORTANT ADDENDUM



According to numerous Child Safety laws it is illegal to provide pornographic material to minors. Seeing that the majority of the stuff we have here is rather adult in nature, this Meme is consequently an 18+ zone. Failing to comply to this rule could result in the Meme getting shut down. So if you're here and you're under 18 please back button now.

+ Please do not post anything regarding minors in a sexual situation. It really doesn't matter how tasteful or crass it is, there are laws that classify that sort of thing as child pornography and as such, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with the attitude that safe is better than sorry.

It really is VERY important that these rules are upheld as the consequences are severe.

Other than that - go crazy guys. Any problems please just message me and I'll try my best to work it out.



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(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Martin is a sad, lonely guy who moves boxes and barely speaks to anyone. One day, he notices that he's not alone. He's being haunted by three ghosts - Arthur, Carolyn, and Douglas.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-17 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded!
damn wips, i don't need more!

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Douglas develops a stammer

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
There have been a lot of 'Martin with a stammer' prompts but I'd really like to see the confident, articulate sky god unable to use his voice for some reason.

A Thousand Blowjobs

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, not really a thousand. Not even a hundred. A few dozen, at most. But all in the same day.

Douglas smugly promises Martin he'll "suck him dry", he'll "suck him until he can't get it up again". Thing is, Martin has a really, really short...

...refractory period, and surprising stamina.

(I'm not looking for 100% realism, okay. Not 100% crack either, but I just have a thing for blissed-out, enthusiastic exhaustion, sated and satisfying soreness, that sort of thing.)
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Oh, god. Yes, please!

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Extensive Fingering Douglas/Martin

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm ashamed begging for prompting even more D/M porn but I can't. Resist. Any. Longer.

I'd love a fingering session please, outdrawn in detail and as extensive and intense as posssible, with Martin receiving and Douglas' (broad, wide, strong) fingers entering him, stretching him.

Bonus points if Douglas only penetrates him with one stroke to spill his semen in and keeps playing with Martin's dripping hole.
Double bonus points if Douglas even keeps playing with it when Martin come and AFTER Martin came.

Can be fluff!smut, d/s, first time, or established; all fine.
Just..DOUGLAS FINGERS IN MARTIN. FOR AGES.

Please?

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
O-oh I just came here to prompt the exact same thing.

SECONDED TIMES MILLION.

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Martin Whump

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Life has always been hard for Martin, and he's coped every time. But then something happens and Martin is forced to sink to (somehow) a new low. Prostitution, shoplifting, anything you want. I just want Martin pretending to lead two lives, one of the glorious captain and the other where he can barely survive.

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Seconded! Poor Martin... :(

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Food play

[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-06-16 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I need cake. Preferably something oozing chocolate and raspberries.

I also need Douglas/Martin porn. Combine them both.

Douglas eats cake on Martin/off Martin/out of Martin. Don't care, I just want to see Douglas licking chocolate off that delectable bum.

Make it dirty.

Love you. *snogs*

At the end of the day

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin takes Douglas' ribbing, every playful joke or tease aimed at him very hard, because it was fine and easy for everyone to have a few laughs at Martin in the plane, but at the end of the day, they all go back to a nice, warm house and Martin returns to a cold, damp attic and five quid that had to last him through the next week.

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[personal profile] citruspocket 2012-06-16 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If I read more Martin whumping I'm going to cry. But it's just too good to stop.
Seconded.

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TW: Previous Abusive Relationship

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
When Martin and Douglas (finally) officially start dating, Martin changes. He doesn't try to take control, he lets Douglas handle the take-offs and landings as he pleases and doesn't even make a move for the cheese tray.

Because his only past abusive relationship, coupled with his view of himself, made him belief that he is so utterly useless and unworthy of love that if someone, anyone, dates him, it's Martin's responsibility to give his partner anything and everything.

The more Douglas tries to get Martin to say what's wrong, the more Martin doesn't understand why Douglas is being so nice and isn't hitting him or having violent sex, and the more worked up Martin gets.

TL;DR, Martin is used to abusive relationships, so when he and Douglas make it official, he starts changing his behaviour and can't figure out why Douglas isn't being violent with him.

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, please. My cousin once dated a girl who asked him, after a month or so of dating, why he hadn't hit her yet. Didn't he like her?

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TW: Rape

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
One day, Martin comes to him working worse than usual, eyes red and clearly on edge, twitching and flinching at everything. No one can get him to open up, but they figure it'll pass.

And it was fine, for 2 more weeks, until suddenly Martin starts getting panic attacks/flashbacks from the smallest things (e.g. bumping into the corner of a coffee table) and Douglas works it out.

Basically, Martin in denial about the rape (could be abusive boyfriend, prostitution gone wrong or mugging in a dark alley and rape) and Douglas finding out and helping him through it.
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Re: TW: Rape

[identity profile] lunard136.livejournal.com 2012-06-17 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Nice change from the 'mjn knows it right away' scenario. Very much in the mood for Martin!Whump tonight.

Ghost Sex, dub-con warning

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
On their latest cargo trip, Martin and Douglas are surprised to find that Carolyn got them separate rooms.

The reason why Martin's room (13!) is so cheap is because it's locally known to be haunted, by a very horny ghost.

I want a seduction, not a rape. By the end, Martin's into it (possibly thinks he's dreaming?) and totally wants the sex.

bonus points for the ghost getting Martin off more than once. I'd like one sleepy, sated, goofy-grinned pilot in the morning.

(and if next trip there, they get the same hotel and Douglas gets Martin's old room, up to the filler if; the ghost seduces Douglas; or Douglas freaks the hell out; or the ghost goes to Martin instead)

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Yes. OH YES. YES PLEASE. This has to be written.

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Arthur tells off the Crieffs

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It's my headcanon that Martin's the middle child. So he got pushed aside and told not to be a bother a lot, to the point he just stopped trying to get his parents attention or explain how he felt about anything to them. It wasn't malicious but none of them have a clue how they treat Martin is basically abuse.

So when they decide to go on a trip and book MJN and act like they normally do?

They are completely shocked when they get emphatically, but not completely coherently, told off by the nicest, sweetest, teddybear-ist man any of them have ever seen.

I'd love some sarcastic translation of the Arthurian by Douglas too, if that's okay.

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
this sounds amazing

Paranormal romance

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by a prompt above: Martin falls in love with a ghost.

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And somehow I read 'goat'.

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IBS

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by the Sherlock fic.

One of MJN (preferably Martin, but it doesn't have to be) develops or suffers from IBS or Chrohn's.
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[personal profile] sajaat 2012-06-16 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh... seconded!

I was toying with the idea of a fic along these lines myself, and there are some fairly strict rules regarding commercial pilots and inflammatory bowel disease (by which I mean Crohn's & ulcerative colitis), which could turn the whole thing horribly angsty. If this isn't filled when I've finally finished the fic I'm working on then I'll give it a go. Please don't let this put off any other potential fillers, I'm unlikely to be done before 2013!
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Martin tells Carolyn to make Douglas the captain

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't mind why (although I'd prefer it being the others saying cutting things) but Martin hits a new emotional low, and ends up telling Carolyn to make Douglas the captain.

He isn't good enough, he'll still fly for free but as a First Officer, everyone thinks that Douglas is captain anyway, etc.

Cue the rest of MJN trying to show that Martin deserves the rank of captain.

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I want this. All the Martin Crieff feels.
Seconded.

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surprise!

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"I went out a couple times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple."
(Friends season 2, episode 3)

Someone (either Martin or Arthur, I really can't see Douglas in this situation) goes on a few dates with a really great, beautiful girl... only, as it turns out when they're about to have sex, it's not a girl at all.

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Interesting premise! I hope someone writes it :) But, um, just for clarification, are you asking for a transvestite that doesn't realise that someone's mistaken them for a girl, a guy that's purposefully posing as a girl for a prank/costume party/more nefarious reasons, or a non-op/pre-op transwoman?

If it's the latter, then I hate to harsh your squee, but I feel I really should point out that "it's not a girl at all" is not good phrasing - a transwoman is still a woman no matter what the configuration of her genitals.

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Secret Author!Martin

(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
To make some extra money, Martin writes a series of children books on the side, under an alias. They end up becoming a bigger hit than Martin could ever realise.

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Oh brilliant!

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-16 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur gets drunk. Soooo drunk. Drunky drunk drunnkdrunkdrunk.

He drunk confesses his drunk feelings for also drunk Martin.

Then they sober up.
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Train

[identity profile] lunard136.livejournal.com 2012-06-16 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I need Martin going in a train, for some reason, and needing to come back later that day even though the cost of the ticket is flush with his budget. And forgetting the return ticket in the train in the morning.

What do you mean this is inspired by my experience today? I have no idea what you are talking about! Me? Forgetting my ticket in the train? pff!

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I'm sorry you lost your ticket.
How should Martin get back home? or is that a detail I can fill for you?

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Hair washing

(Anonymous) 2012-06-17 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Someone Douglas knows is too sick to wash themselves, he finds it relaxing when he washes other peoples hair.

Would prefer one of the following:
Douglas with his daughter (Not in a creepy way in a 'she's too sick to even keep her eyes open but she needs a bath' kind of way.) Douglas/Helena or Douglas/Martin. (Or you could do all three and get Toblerone cookies?)

Fill: Hair washing 1/3

(Anonymous) 2013-06-16 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
So they had an argument. It was no excuse to run off and fake not even remotely convincingly a call for a job. He could have said he almost forgot, but a call came while Douglas was in the toilet or something. However to fish a phone out of pocket while it obviously wasn't ringing! Douglas should be insulted. Yet he was worried. Martin had been really pissed off. The argument was nothing! It was a silly thing. Just a silly thing…


Still a storm had risen and Douglas could do nothing but wait to sort it out. The seconds were ticking at the clock and Douglas had ants travelling under his skin by the neck. Worry was rising in his stomach, not only of Martin, because really he was a grown man he could take care of himself despite being the master of being teased, but for something else too he never could really escape. Something he couldn't let him dwell on or he wouldn't get up in the mornings. The idle thought that still managed to sneak in. "What if it is me?" Born years ago. Reborn in each ending relationship he had.


However he had been so sure about this one. This time he hadn't even worked his Douglas Richardson charm directly at him. It hadn't been instant interest in Douglas's part. He hadn't let himself. Not even after the divorce or during the annoyingly long and romantic sunset on the flight over the Russia. Even if it had made Martin's face glow, hair sparkle and eyes twinkle with excitement. Not forgetting the hat. How could anyone any time possibly forget about the hat? At that moment he had thought it rather suited Martin. In a very un-suiting way. It fit him because of what a play against all the odds in the world Martin had to deal with. Constantly. Yet a captain he had made of himself, over Douglas. The all lucky and cunning Douglas.


Maybe it was him? What if Helena had started cheating because Douglas had tried to live the lie of being a captain and the lie had taken him away from her… --Nawh! He was Douglas he could handle a lie and love at the same time. Still why was it that relationships that would be for the rest of their lives turned out to be the one thing that Douglas tried to do but realised he couldn't. The one thing he was bad at.

Nevertheless it was Martin. He had patched enough teasing of him to know how to read him like a sign board. This time the sign had read, hidden behind not so clever ruse of dinner and breakfast and dishes, FEELING NOT-WANTED OR LOVED. How could have Douglas failed so?


While waiting for a chance to fix it Douglas took up a book he had been meaning to read. Hoping it would occupy him enough while the evening darkened further still.


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Martin was found in a ditch in the morning. Just around the corner. A neighbour knocked and ring on the door and asked if it was his. "Have you lost your ginger man?"

In the unforgiving hours of the morning of five and the threadbare outfit of the hermit and oldest neighbour in the hood, being forcibly woken by the person and asked about biscuits?! Douglas gave out a murderous look and was about to slam the door shut.

"I am just wondering as I found one in the ditch and he looked like yours."

"Say what?"

"What?"

Douglas's annoyance had faded, but now quickly came back. He took his jacket of the hanger put it over his dressing gown and quickly stepped into some shoes.

"Just show me."

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do it like they do on the discovery channel. . .

(Anonymous) 2012-06-17 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur and Martin go to the zoo and get ideas. . .

(Anonymous) 2012-06-17 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I would love for Martin to just break out in an utter string of swears at some point. Don't care why (slams his hand in something, van breaks down, sex, whatever). Just a barrage of talk that would make grown sailors blush. The more people around to witness this (though, uh, if you go the sex route I can understand only having an audience of one). I just really want Martin to prove he has a fantastically creative vocabulary when he forgets himself.

And then everyone can be all, "...*stunned*" and Martin can be all, "...oops. *blush*" and and and

*hopeful*
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[identity profile] lunard136.livejournal.com 2012-06-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm hitching to write but I know about three swear words in English. Damn. And I'm so good at being swearing-ly creative in French. Shame.

I'm going to second this (if only to help my education in this matter. I need to learn, there seems to be a whole my school didn't fill, there, for some reason)!

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Dubcon

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Reason why Martin practically ruins his dates and hardly ever goes out? Because he's half succubus. He can charm the pants off anybody he likes. But Martin would rather romance his interests rather than letting his supernatural side trick them into falling in love.

One day, Martin accidentally uses his powers on Douglas and the two fall into bed. Afterwards, Martin is horrifed because now he doesn't know if Douglas likes him for real, or if it was just his power that influenced him.
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hmm... hot shag and *then* whumping? How novel! Seconding!

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Martin/random

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Douglas interrupts what looks like a rape scene and proceeds to beat the shit out of Martin's boyfriend.

It was consensual.

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Yes. Yes, I need this.

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homeless!martin

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Martin is out with one or all of MJN. Doesn't matter why, but they're in Fitton and Martin is not in uniform. Somehow Martin gets injured and they insist on taking him the nearest hospital to get checked out. The doctor says that he'll be fine, but taking into consideration his homelessness, they'll find a bed for him for the night; thanks for bringing him in.

Or something like that. Whether or not he's actually homeless is up to you, but I want a third party to let his desperate situation slip.
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That's so mean! I want this so much!
aww Martin!

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The Thick Of It Crossover?

(Anonymous) 2012-06-17 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired by the sweary prompt above, why is there no The Thick Of It/Cabin Pressure xover? Peter Mannion has to get an MJN flight to a conference (because of expenses cuts) and strikes up a politically dangerous romance with a small, ginger pilot...

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Ooih, yes! Seconded!

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