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cabinpres_fic ([personal profile] cabinpres_fic) wrote2012-05-29 05:28 am

Prompting Post V

Please see the most recent MOD NOTE and ADDENDUM


(updated 5 July)

Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


FILLING GUIDELINES



As you probably all know - our meme now has it's very own database created and maintained by the great Enigel. It both catalogues each and every prompt that we post and provides links to fills. You can find it here: Google Spreadsheet

We also have a Pinboard archive which has been put in place by the lovely [personal profile] oxfordtweed in the place of our late Delicious Archive. This Archive contains a list of all the prompts this meme has to offer - you can find it here: Pinboard Archive

This is a great step forward in making our meme just a little more organised (but not too organised of course. This is Cabin Pressure) which is always a good thing.

So in order to make things easier to archive - Please nest your fills.

This can be done by either posting each part as a reply to that part's immediate predecessor, OR by replying each time to Part I OR - well you get the idea :D

It makes it simpler for Enigel and myself to link fills in a clean and clear manner. Following these guildelines will be very much appreciated guys :D

REPROMPTING



Reprompting is allowed but please include the URL of the original prompt when you do so. It will make it infinitely more easy to Archive which would make both Enigel and I very happy :)

As for everything else



  1. Be respectful to one another. Disagreements are fine, but not everything disagreeable is trolling. If you suspect someone of trolling, just ignore it. If you cannot respond to a comment without attacking or trolling someone else, keep it to yourself.

  2. No bashing prompts. It might not be your cup of tea - but obviously someone wants it enough to go to the effort of requesting it. So just scroll past it.

  3. Prompt away as much as you like guys - seriously, go wild - but please try to fill as well.

  4. NEW - If your fill includes a major element that veers from the original prompt (crossovers, established universes, kinks, et cetera), please take a few moments to check with the OP that such additions are welcome. This has caused problems in the past and it only takes a few moments of your time.
  5. Please no RPF. I'm not trying to oppress you RPF writers and enthusiasts, I would just really like to avoid any legal problems.

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REALLY IMPORTANT ADDENDUM



According to numerous Child Safety laws it is illegal to provide pornographic material to minors. Seeing that the majority of the stuff we have here is rather adult in nature, this Meme is consequently an 18+ zone. Failing to comply to this rule could result in the Meme getting shut down. So if you're here and you're under 18 please back button now.

+ Please do not post anything regarding minors in a sexual situation. It really doesn't matter how tasteful or crass it is, there are laws that classify that sort of thing as child pornography and as such, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with the attitude that safe is better than sorry.

It really is VERY important that these rules are upheld as the consequences are severe.

Other than that - go crazy guys. Any problems please just message me and I'll try my best to work it out.



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"I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS PUB!"

(Anonymous) 2012-06-12 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Drunk!Martin is the life of the party. Sometimes too much so.

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-12 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I second this and offer a pint to future filler!
THERE'S NO SUCH A THING AS TOO MUCH DRUNK!MARTIN.

Oh Mr. Steed, you are such a clot.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-12 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Carolyn once had dreams of being an actress, and in the 1960's got the chance to try out for a role on the TV show The Avengers. The role of Emma Peel.

After the fiftieth anniversary retrospective of the show, still photos from her one big shot at stardom surface online.

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[personal profile] pink_dalek 2012-06-13 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Do Douglas and Martin see the photos, having no idea it's Carolyn,and think whoever this woman was, she was completely, utterly hot? Does she walk in on them drooling?

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Douglas finds out Martin is a top when...

(Anonymous) 2012-06-12 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He comes across Martin in a London club, looking sinfully attractive in black leather pants and a tight, white t-shirt, reclining on a sofa with his sub laid out across him, her glowing red bum on Martin's lap. She's obviously coming down from a very successful spanking session and Martin's stroking her hair and her back, sometimes teasing her ass with touches from the glass of his drink, whatever it is, there's a lot of ice in it. Martin looks confident and at ease, his sub is grinning up at him.

And all Douglas can think as he watches them together is "I wish that was me.

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god, you don't understand how many buttons of mine have been pressed by this prompt! (I wish that was me too!)

you don't know what you do to me

(Anonymous) 2012-06-12 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin has an unconscious habit of gently stroking his own neck and throat, running his fingers under his shirt collars, trailing his fingers along his collarbone. It makes Douglas want to do things to Martin, to Martin's hands, Martin's neck... but Martin's never shown the slightest interest that way in Douglas.

Pining, horny, sexually frustrated Douglas and oblivious (or very clever) Martin.
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[identity profile] lunard136.livejournal.com 2012-06-12 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, you were saying? I... got a bit distracted imagining Martin's hands...

*reads prompt again* hmmm... Martin's neck....

recipe for disaster (warning, bondage, choking, consent issues)

(Anonymous) 2012-06-12 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin desperately wants to be tied up, choked and fucked hard until he passes out. Douglas isn't comfortable with the idea at all, but he'll do anything for Martin, no matter what his own feelings are, so he goes along with it.

Happy ending please.
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[personal profile] tiwtin 2012-06-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear god, this hit my slash-spot square on.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-12 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I had what I reckon to be the dumbest close encounter with death. Really stupid and terribly unlucky. Almost Martinesque. So during those long hours in A&E, a sentence got stuck in mind:

"So, that's it, then. I suppose. Finally dying out of my sheer stupidity and bad luck."

The prompt: Martin (but could be anyone, really, just switch stupidity and bad luck, if you feel to) thinking that. Either he/she/they end up living happily afterward or not is author's choice.
Gen or slash, is the same (I do have a thing for M/D). H/C, fluff, really whatever! Not really in the mood for smut, but "never say no to porn."

Oh, and I should mention the wonders of anaesthetic. Really cheery, post-anaesthetic trip home.

(Sorry for putting RL in prompt, but I thought it fit really a lot.)
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[identity profile] lunard136.livejournal.com 2012-06-13 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Gosh, glad you're ok (?) now! *hugs*
And that sentence does sound a lot like Martin. Seconding!

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Last words

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All MJN have had their close encounters with death. They didn't die, of course, but what would have been their last words if they had?

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Seconding so hard.

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hypothermic Martin/Douglas cuddling

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry if you see this prompt twice. I'm the same anon.

Something happens where Martin ends up so cold and wet that it leads to hypothermic!we-need-to-get-your-clothes-off-no-trust-me-i-was-going-to-be-a-doctor-at-one-point cuddling.

No porn or established relationship, but extra cookies if Martin is uncomfortable at being naked, purely for the extra comfort needed aspect!

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Anatomy

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
When Douglas studied as a medical student, he took a course (or two) in anatomy and remembers it in-depth. He shows off this knowledge to Martin. On Martin. Tracing muscle and bone structure across Martin's skin, he worships his body, somehow making scientific names for body parts sound sexy.

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[identity profile] tracionn.livejournal.com 2012-06-13 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear, there's my doctor kink combined with my omnipresent longing for fluff.
Impossible not to second. So...seconded!

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Arthu/OC. Fluffy Arthur romance fic featuring an original character. So sweet it hurts, please. :)

(Anonymous) 2012-06-14 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Any objection to a male OC?

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Trust Exercise

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
For whatever reason, the MJN gang have to go back to ipswich to take part in a team building day. When it gets to the trust exercises, Martin absolutely refuses to take part in it, believing that every single one of them won't catch him, or will just mess about at his expense.

It hurts the others when they realise he doesn't trust them, but then, have they ever given him a reason to?

I'd like to see the long process they go through building up Martin's trust.

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I can actually see this happening in canon. And since Ipswich is my favorite episode, I have no choice but to SECONDED this!

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Martin will not take any kind of charity. It won't matter how hungry he is, how cold or how much trouble he's in, he will refuse charity in any form.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
head canon, and seconded

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Sci-fi au

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Martin is an android, programmed with real- life personality programs. Some people like androids, many others don't. But they're necessary to have for jobs some humans can't do.

Douglas doesn't like androids. Thinks they're false and creepy. Martin can't fathom why Douglas acts mean to him sometimes.

It doesn't help that Martin doesn't know he's android.
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Whoa. That last sentence is getting me.

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Martin or Arthur keeps ruining movie night because they over-analyze everything.

"Why can't they cross the streams?"

"Because if they do, life as you know it will stop instantaneously and every molocule in your body will explode at the speed of light."

"Yeah, but WHY?"
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[personal profile] consulting_captain 2014-12-07 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Imagine them watching Sherlock. :3

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
At a wishing well, Martin casually throws in a coin and says somewhat lonely to himself, "I wish I had a friend."

At that moment, out of nowhere, Douglas appears.

[personal profile] citruspocket 2012-06-13 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god *dies.
Seconded!

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(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
After being in a relationship with Martin for what feels like a long enough time, Douglas would dearly love to take the next step and propose to and marry him. The problem is that he can't because he's irrationally afraid things will go wrong, what with his history in the marriage department.

Martin, whether he knows this or not, ends up proposing to Douglas instead. Douglas says yes (after possible shock and reassurance from Martin), they get married, everything is wonderful, and they live happily ever after THE END.

Martin's big secret

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Caitlin is happily married, to another woman. Their children are Martin's, he's their sperm donor.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Douglas didn't ever set out to get divorced. It's just that after he found each "woman of his dreams", they went on dates, and never really spent much time together other than dates. Because of that, when they were finally married, the women really had no idea of any of his faults, nor he of theirs, and actually living together just never worked out.

Of course, what Douglas doesn't realize is that he shouldn't be looking for another "woman of his dreams", but instead perhaps the "man of his dreams", who just happens to have spent long hours with him in the flight deck, portacabin, shared hotel rooms to save on money, etc. Someone who already knows all of Douglas' faults, and still likes him, despite them.

And if he's a little (lot) stuttery and awkward, well, that's rather adorable in the end, isn't it.... Sir?

[personal profile] citruspocket 2012-06-13 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It so and most definitely is!
This is actually my head canon.
Oh, please, please, I need this.

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Arthur is a grandma's boy (or something)

[identity profile] aura218.livejournal.com 2012-06-13 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Taken from a fic: "Arthur is a dear boy, he likes visiting old ladies, for various reasons."

When Carolyn has had more than the requisite Arthur, she has always sent him to visit her hen friends who live around UK and the Continent. What do they do together?

Anything from gardening to high stakes jewelry thieves to sex, but if you want to take this to an Arsenic and Old Lace place...

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I second the suggestion of Arthur engaging in a spot of international jewellery theft with deceivingly innocent looking old ladies! :D

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mornings

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by this drawing (http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj207/Mx_DP/thisisdedicatedtoDouglashair1.jpg) by mxdp (warning - NSFW!), and to be more exact - the little comic on the right.

Martin and Douglas are in an established, happy relationship. What do mornings in their home look like?
Domestic fluff of any rating, please :)

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Mornings are my favourite thing in the world. I second this with the power of a thousand omelettes!

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Pretty Woman AU

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin is a rent boy and Douglas is a lonely business man who hires him to spend the week with him for company.
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[personal profile] tiwtin 2012-06-13 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded with the giddiness of Arthur after eating twenty toblerones.

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Glory Hole porn

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin, Douglas and Arthur have each visited a glory hole at least once in their lives.

bonus points, fic from the pov of one anon man who's sucked them all off?

double bonus, by accident they all bump into each other at a glory hole and Arthur's the one to suggest they just go back to their hotel and daisy chain

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[personal profile] citruspocket 2012-06-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What is this? Are you reading my thoughts? After reading a glory hole fic on the sherlock kink meme I was wondering how to put this kink into CP.
So, thank you for prompting this!
Seconded.

surprise kisses

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin starts kissing Douglas whenever he wants to shut him up.
Douglas is confused, but not at all displeased.

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LOL, I often imagine it's the other way around. But I'm all for assertive!Martin. SECONDED.

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in flight interrogation, ala Arthur

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Some criminals hire Gerti, thinking since it's a small company desperate for cash, there'll be no questions asked.

They didn't count on Arthur being their steward.

come along for the ride

(Anonymous) 2012-06-13 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
The International Airborne Ginger Appreciation Society has a flight booked on Gerti, under a different group name of course. They have... plans.

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(Typed on an iPhone so please excuse mistakes! Also I hope this holds you over until a decent fil)

"Douglas. Why are you calling me?"

"It seems that our passengers have rather taken a liking to our dear Captain."

"As unusual as that is, it's not a reason to call me. Unless... Did Arthur upset them? That Anon I think it was assured he would be fine."

"Oh no, there were no issues with Arthur. A bunch of ladies seemed to claim him and spent the flight either playing Monopoly with him or seducing him. I can't be sure which although it's very likely it was both. No, Martin is the issue here- what was he name the booking was in?"

"The International Literature Appreciation and Transformation Association. Made eitherly, it seems, of women though I do believe I spotted a man at the back if the group..."

"Yes, well ignoring that. I don't believe that this group is exactly what is said it is."

"What? Why?"

"Because they seem to have kidnapped Martin."

"Douglas! That is not a joke of your usual standards."

"I wasn't joking. Even those with Arthur spent the entire flight swooning everytime Martin spoke and the Australian heckled me when Martin tried to get me to do the cabin address. Possibly because my opening line involved a joke at Martin's expense."

"Entertaining as this is, it doesn't lead into them kidnapping Martin."

"Their fasination with stuttering ginger pilots isn't enough? How about, after the flight a small group came up to Martin while the others watched. I wasn't close enough to bear what they said but one ran her fingers through his hair and he just quietly followed them."

"And you let them take him?"

"No need to yell Carolyn. I just ask you- would you be willing to take on sixteen women who for some unexplainable reason are fans of our dear Captain?"

"You have to get him back!"

"I think I might be able to. One of the Americans slipped a number in my pocket and said I'm welcome to join them for dinner. Even if I'm not hungry."

"Why are you calling me then?"

"Oh, just passing the time."

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"Do you have to stare?" Everyone nods. "Really? All of you?"

"It's just... You eat so prettyly. Is that a word?" A series of discussions break out over correct word useage. Martin stops eating in bemusement.

"Oh no! Don't stop eating." The woman closest to him makes a move, almost like she was going to hug him but she stops herself. Her friend on his other side doesn't have her restraint and does hug him.

"It's okay Martin. We have plans." They all share a delighted smile.

"You're not going to hurt me?"

The group's smiles disappear. "Of course not!" They cry as one.

"We're here to help."

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