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(updated 6 June)

Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


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Team MJN & friendly competition

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
There's a competition in Fitton among local businesses to raise the most money for a local charity (bakesale for a children's ward? carwash for animal shelter? strip-o-grams for the fire & rescue squad? Whatever AnonAuthor(s) wish.

Team MJN tries to beat the competition - maybe another small airline or the dreadful baristas of an awful coffeeshop or even a local Tai Chi School.

I just want to see MJN beat up on their competition.
Gen is great but I like Douglas/Martin too if that's your plate of lemons.

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Douglas has a history of washing cars for cash.....he might be good at it?

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
All right, I'm prompting from this dream I had the other night. I remember more visual stuff than dialogue, but here it goes:

Martin, Douglas, and Arthur arrive at a hotel, and Martin is in a bad mood and irritated by something Douglas has said/done. They're all talking in one room (they're not all sharing it, but I guess it's just Martin and Douglas' room) when Martin storms off. Douglas, who has been acting like.. well, himself, visibly crumples against the slammed door after Martin's gone and is actually upset. The one bit of dialogue I do remember was Arthur saying to Douglas "You've got to tell him [you're in-love with him]", to which Douglas replies "I can't".

Now, since this Anon doesn't like angst, I'd love a happy ending! Where Douglas does manage to confront Martin and apologize for whatever he's said/done while also admitting his feelings. And maybe he's been hiding it away behind his Douglas-ness, and maybe has even been more of a pain towards Martin. Whatever the reason is for keeping it hidden away in the first place can be up to the fic writer (should this get filled).

[identity profile] 2012-05-09 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
M/D + angst + love confessions + happy ending = seconded so very very much!

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Tag Team Fic

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
The idea is that everyone can add a little to the fic. To start:

Arthur walks into a bar. . .

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Arthur says 'Ow! How long has that bar been there?'

'It's not a bar,' adds Douglas, 'it's a boom for a yacht. I'm just storing it in the hangar for a day or two. It's too big for my house.'

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I have just finished watching the last episode of Six Feet Under (late to the party, I know), and I can't help thinking what the part with Sia's song would look like if it was about Cabin Pressure characters.

I don't want to spoil it for people who haven't seen Six Feet Under, but I hope it's clear enough what the prompt is about :) If you have seen it and need a refresher/you don't care about spoilers, google 'six feet under breathe me', it's the first video result.


(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
5 times Douglas suffered alone or pushed away someone who wanted to help, and one time his friends at MJN wouldn't let him.


(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
forgot to add: gen or squint-ships would be preferred

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[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-05-09 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur snaps and just kills someone.

Preferably someone who deserves it, because they're an annoying, mean bastard.

Bonus points if the others at MJN pitch in to help Arthur sort it out. It doesn't have to be Arthur, I don't mind if someone else snaps and just does it. I'm one frustrated bunny and someone needs their metaphorical head kicked in.

Bonus points if it's not an angst fest. I'd love to see some dark humour here. ;) And bonus, bonus points if the whole crew is in Dark!form. ;)

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hehehe }:) Yessss


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Arthur's list

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur keeps a list of things to remember in his back pocket, he adds to it whenever something new comes up (Douglas isn't allowed to touch the whiskey, I am not allowed to drive Mum's car)

What would happen if he were to lose the list? Or if someone else found it and asked him about it?

What else is on the list? (Snoopadoop can't eat people food, People can't eat Snoopadoop's food) :)

Man as the Little Spoon

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd love a het pairing with the woman spooning the man.

Maybe Martin needs some cuddling from an OFC. Maybe Douglas used to love being held by Helena. Maybe Herc is just a big softie in bed with Carolyn. Maybe Arthur's girlfriends loved to glomp him.

Just anything with a male character being spooned by a female character.

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It takes a big man to be the little spoon!

FILL: Four Spoons (1/4) (fluff, angstiness, more fluff)

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Unestablished D/M Bets and stubbornness (sort of dubcon?)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So, Douglas arranged that three-months-salary bet with the full intention of letting Martin pay with something far less serious. And then, of course, Martin didn't go along with it.

I want to see something similar play out, only now that Douglas knows Martin isn't being paid, the bet is three months salary vs. [either some specific sex act or a full night of obeying Douglas' every sexual whim]. Douglas makes the bet fully intending to offer Martin some kind of simple alternative when he inevitably wins-- only to have Martin refuse the alternative out of sheer stubbornness.

And so they end up going through with it. Preferably they both enjoy it on some level, but it should be incredibly awkward, with Douglas repeatedly giving Martin the option to give up and take the simple alternative, and being exasperated that he won't.

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That seems relevant. Yes.
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[personal profile] tiwtin 2012-05-09 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
To celebrate me getting my NT Live cinema tickets for Frankenstien (the right way around this time), I'd like a Frankenstien related fic.

I'm pretty open about how - perhaps Arthur makes a creature in his bedroom then brings him to work, or Carolyn find him wandering around and uses him as a free pilot *cough Martin cough*, anything you can think of - but I would like a happy ending.

And desirable, but by no means mandatory, M/D. In fact, if you somehow manage to make it M/D (though i cant think how) you win a kitten.
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[personal profile] kenizz 2012-05-09 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)

I might take on writing something for this. *fingers inch towards word document*

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Bucket List

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
What are the bucket lists of MJN?

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1. Be kind.

2. Have fun.

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Never enough size kinks

(Anonymous) 2012-05-09 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Douglas has a big cock.

You choose how Martin handles it. Being absolutely obsessed over it earns bonus points. Even more if he accidentally catches a glimpse and can't stop thinking about and ohoho idk. You come up with something, please? Anon want.

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Ha, we just had that prompt some days ago, but can I just wander along and not second this again? Nope.

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-10 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Somebody gets appendicitis. Cue side pains, nausea and the fear of eventual surgery.

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There it is! I was looking for you prompty for so long ;-; Now I'll never let you go.

Mandatory SECOND of appendicitis prompt.

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Does something like this exist already?

Martin/Martin Davenport. Both are quick to say 'I'm not gay', and they carry on with going out for drinks (Rotterdam episode).

--I would love to have both Martin's POVs in the fill.

--They hit if off BIG time.

--Martin Davenport was lying about having a family, and invites Martin to his place, which is a similarly sad state to how Martin is living (not quite as bad, perhaps).

--FLUFF! I want this to give me cavities! XD At least a kiss involved, but would prefer more.

--Not opposed to mentions of Douglas/Martin, but don't want that to be central to this.

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[identity profile] 2012-05-10 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded, I love this. Kindred spirits, comfort and sex ;)

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Uniform Dating

(Anonymous) 2012-05-10 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So I just saw an advert for for 'people in uniform and for those who like people in uniform.'

So, cracky crack time, does anyone at MJN have a profile on the website? Do they get anything from it?


(Anonymous) 2012-05-10 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin Crieff and Henry Knight meet and hate each other

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Yessss - Seconded!

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When in Amsterdam...

[identity profile] 2012-05-10 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Random prompt of porn, here it is.

When strolling around the streets of Amsterdam Douglas drags Martin inside a sex shop, purely to make him uncomfortable but also to see if he can loosen him up a bit. What he hadn't expected was for Martin's eye to be caught by a display of impressively sized dildos and vibrators, he's practically salivating and definitely turned on. What's a first officer to do but sneak back and buy it as a present! Upon presenting it to Martin (for shiggles) he thinks that Douglas wants to use it on him and although he's a stuttering mess god he badly wants it. Douglas... well, he's straight (maybe Martin is too, ooh that would be good actually) but he's never one to turn down a new experience...

So, straight!Douglas fucks straight/gay!Martin with a huge vibrator. I'm sure there was more to it than that but... nope, this is all I want.

Re: When in Amsterdam...

[identity profile] 2012-05-10 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)

In your interest, and in cour interest only of course, I hope that Martin will be filled. I mean, this prompt will be filled. Can't be within my interest, can it?

*shakes head*

*licks lips*

*wants fill*

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Next of kin (Tw: Character Death)

(Anonymous) 2012-05-10 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
After an accident or stroke, Carolyn is put on life support. She goes vegetative. Since she had no preference, it's up to Arthur to decide whether or not to pull the plug.

His family and friends help guide him through the decision, but the conclusion is ultimately Arthur's.

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oh god.


oh god.

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Martin and Douglas are a couple. They're out and they engage in couple-y behaviour whenever they're together - they hold hands in public, they hug, kiss and do everything like other couples would. No one gives them a hard time about it... until there's this one person who unleashes the full extent of their homophobic rage on them. And I mean a seriously nasty, even-Douglas-felt-bad hate rant that almost ended in a physical attack.
The next day, this person turns out to be a passenger for a long flight (transatlantic, perhaps?).

(Anonymous) 2012-05-10 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
So much turbulence, right after the Arthur Special of the Day.


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find out who your friends are

(Anonymous) 2012-05-10 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
some scheme of Douglas' backfires spectacularly, leaving Martin feeling so humilated and hurt that he just doesn't leave his room.

The students finally coax him out and get him drunk enough to talk and when they find out why their captain is feeling so lowly, they swear vengeance upon one Douglas Richardson.

So, how many chickens can you fit in a Lexus?

tl;dr Douglas goes to far, Martin is hurt, and the students decide to wreak havoc on their captain's behalf, epic pranks, gen preferred.
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Lol! Want!

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Aerosmith-en (Song!Fic, please!)

[identity profile] 2012-05-10 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I've read some amazing fics where Douglas is singing to Martin or Martin is singing to Douglas and I love them to boots and I want an Encore....

I've been listening to Aerosmith's "Honking on Bobo" on repeat for the last two weeks and some songs seem to be just for them (well, some part of some songs, anyway. "Never loved a girl the way that I, I love you" sounds great for Douglas, but the begining of 'no-good heartbreaker' is more like Martin...) and I've got to admit that "Back, Back Train" makes me all hot inside...

So here's the prompt: Give me Douglas and Martin having a sign-off to Aerosmith's songs. I don't care which one, I don't care which album, I don't care if it's a crack or the most sublime love story, if it has one part or 50000 words, and I don't care about why the heck they would have a sign-off and why Aerosmith out of all the groups out there (flight game? only why to say something? w/e!). Just give me two beautiful voices signing song from one of my favourite band.

-Bonus point if there is more then one song of 'Honking on Bobo'

-Cookies if you make this Douglas/Martin (established or not)

-Extra point and cookie-dough-ice-cream-covered cake if they mean the lyrics at some point and it leads to more.

Write my pretties, write!
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Dirty talk

[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-05-10 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
We have tons of fics (thank god ;)) of Douglas using his wide range of vocabulary into suitable context for his and Martin's engagement in the bedroom. In another words that man has a filthy, filthy mouth.

I'd like to see it reversed. Martin whispering smutty things into Douglas' ear, stuff so dirty it'd make the devil blush. ;D And Douglas being pleasantly surprised.

Established or non-established, doesn't bother me. Just have Martin wrap those gorgeous lips around some dirty words.

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new revenue streams are brilliant!

(Anonymous) 2012-05-11 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
In an attempt to make more money for MJN, Arthur decides to take after the example of theme parks and tourist attractions and create memorabilia of MJN flights that passengers can buy off the trolley. Trinkets, toys for the kids, he makes it all himself. Most of it is... unique.

Far and away the most popular item? The hand-crocheted amigurumi dolls of Captain Martin Creiff. They sell ten times as fast as the Douglas amigurumis.

Douglas isn't even remotely vexed by this. Of course not.

Re: new revenue streams are brilliant!

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Now I want an amigurumi!Martin. And a Douglas, and an Arthur,and a Carolyn. And my inner voice said that exactly like Veruka in the original Charlie & the Chocolate Factory movie.

poverty and poor nutrition -- Martin repays the MJN crew for their generosity

[identity profile] 2012-05-11 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
As someone living on foodstamps and a hella tight budget, I can say that bad food doesn't always make you skinny. It can make you tired, flabby, poorly nourished, and sick. It also means you eat the same things every day.

I'd like a fic where Martin isn't rail-thin so much as pasty and peaked. Each of the cabin crew take it upon themselves to bring him the kind of food he can't get -- interesting food, good sweets, comfort food, fresh fruit or veg, highly nutritious food, elaborate meals with a lot of spices, exotic imports.

Other things you simply can't have when you're poor are beef and lamb, cheese that isn't orange, seafood, alcohol, milk, juice that isn't for children, organic anything, and fancy bread.

The other element of the fic is, I'd like Martin to find a way to reciprocate their generosity in some way. Obv he can't just buy something, so he'll have to be creative. After all, it's not the price, but finding something that the receiver really appreciates.

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-12 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you don't mind, but I'd like to just send a hug your way. :)

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(Anonymous) 2012-05-11 10:41 am (UTC)(link)

Pre-existing threeway relationship. And, for some obscure reason, the pilots have decided to dress Arthur up in 'typical' stewardess gear.

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....I just got the most delightfully filthy idea and clearly I need to write it.


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