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Cabin Pressure Fic Prompt Post Three

Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


As you probably all know - our meme now has it's very own database created and maintained by the great Enigel. It both catalogues each and every prompt that we post and provides links to fills. You can find it here: Google Spreadsheet

We also have a Pinboard archive which has been put in place by the lovely [personal profile] oxfordtweed in the place of our late Delicious Archive. This Archive contains a list of all the prompts this meme has to offer - you can find it here: Pinboard Archive

This is a great step forward in making our meme just a little more organised (but not too organised of course. This is Cabin Pressure) which is always a good thing.

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This can be done by either posting each part as a reply to that part's immediate predecessor, OR by replying each time to Part I OR - well you get the idea :D

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+ Please do not post anything regarding minors in a sexual situation. It really doesn't matter how tasteful or crass it is, there are laws that classify that sort of thing as child pornography and as such, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with the attitude that safe is better than sorry.

It really is VERY important that these rules are upheld as the consequences are severe.

Other than that - go crazy guys. Any problems please just message me and I'll try my best to work it out.

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[identity profile] 2012-03-18 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Martin and Arthur have been together a few years when they become engaged. Martin then becomes sick and is put in the hospital. They can't find out what's wrong with him and he's getting worse. Arthur is so afraid that Martin is going to die that he gets a minster to come to the Martin's hospital room and marry then right there. His reasoning is that he rather be marry to Martin for a short time than not to be marry him at all. They eventually do find out what's wrong with Martin. He lives and they go and have their dream wedding (at the airfield with all their friends there).

[personal profile] superwholockian_on_mjn 2012-03-18 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think I just cried from how much I second this.

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Martin/Diego Long distance relationship

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
After the events of Johannesburg, Martin and Diego become friends and soon boyfriends. So how do they keep the passion alive when they are in two different countries?

I'd like to see Martin and Diego sexy emails, sexts, cybersexing, phone sex, naughtiness with skype. Just basically using all the wonders of technology to their advantage.
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[personal profile] chess_ka 2012-03-18 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
I will always and forever second Martin/Diego prompts. YES YES YES.

Martin is too underweight to fly.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Suppose that there is a limit to how much a pilot must weigh. When MJN goes in for physicals, it is discovered that Martin is severely underweight and is grounded until he can put on some pounds. How does Carolyn deal with having her Captain unable to fly? How would Douglas and Arthur react? How does Martin?

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
I can't locate the UK regs, but there's this in Canada's commercial pilot regs. might for your prompt as well.

Other Medical Conditions
1.17 Cases of metabolic, nutritional or endocrine disorders likely to interfere with the safe operation of an aircraft shall be assessed as unfit.

It doesn't specify weight but malnutrition could count as a disorder.


Cabin Pressure/Third Star (spoilers)

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Martin was supposed to be at the big get-together to send his terminally ill favourite cousin James off on his trip to Barafundle Bay. Maybe he was invited along on the trip too. He couldn't go, he had to go flying for MJN.

He finds out what happened on the trip a week later.

Guilt, angst, pain, rage etc.
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[personal profile] anon_e_moss 2012-03-18 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded. Although I fear the resulting fill might be fatal.

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Douglas's dead doppelganger

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on a somewhat alarming conversation I just had via Skype which went something like:

Me: I love Roger Allam!
Friend: Roger Allam? But he's dead
Me: :-|
Friend: yeah, he died not that long ago, didn't you know?
Me: *alarmed cry of wtf?!*
Friend: yeah, it was in the papers, I'll just... oh. No, sorry, I meant Christopher Hitchens, I thought they were the same person

On investigation, it does seem that Mr Allam does look quite like Hitch- look and,13384/

So, prompt. Douglas goes on holiday / to his child by his first wife's wedding somewhere exotic / away for a romantic holiday in the Lake District with his new partner. Wherever he is, there isn't much phone reception and, even if there was, he wouldn't answer anyway.

While he's away, a body is found / a man is reported dead / murdered who had no id on him and looks -exactly- like Douglas. The rest of MJN try to contact him but to no avail and eventually conclude that the body must be his and they and devastated.

Until Douglas turns up, very much alive, extremely bemused, and quite touched that they were so upset about his 'death'.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg, what a terrible friend to do that to you!
And absolutely want, second!

Possible Trigger Warning for Implied Child Abuse.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Around the time when a younger Douglas is training to be a medical student, he meets a lost little boy. The kid says his brother and sister just left him on his own as a prank, and he's scared being out by himself, but he also seems to be terrified that his parent's are going to be cross with him when he gets home.

Douglas has misgivings about taking the little boy home, especially when the kid so obviously lies about the reasons for the bruises on his arm, but he nonetheless takes him back safely, the little boy chatting excitably about planes - apparently he wants to be an aeroplane when he gets older - after a small amount of conversation prompting from Douglas.

Years later, Douglas realises that that little boy grew up to be Martin Crieff.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, Second!

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Inspired by prompt

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
There's some fantastic fic a couple of pages back dealing with the Wills of Arthur and Martin. It just got me thinking: what is on Douglas'? Or for that matter Carolyn's?

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
There's been a couple of prompts regarding Martin being a widower around the time he's at MJN (I can't remember what it's called, but there's a fill for one with an OMC that just makes me sob). Rather than that, I'd like to see something different - Martin is married, and loses his partner while he's working at MJN. He is utterly heartbroken, and doesn't know how it could ever get better. How do the others help him cope?
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[personal profile] chess_ka 2012-03-18 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Just in case anyone's wondering, the fill referenced is here :)

Epic plotty Douglas H/C

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I have two great loves- plotty fics and Douglas h/c. I want a marriage of the two, please. Pretty, pretty please.

Martin/Douglas or Douglas/OC (or both) optional but gen also good :-D

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur (or Martin) has the ability to talk to inatimate objects.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh - Second!

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[personal profile] annievh 2012-03-18 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
After knowing Martin for a while, Herc offers to take his resumè.

And it pays of!!

Except his job offer is for First Office...

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, want! Second!

Martin Can't Give Blood Anymore

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin's been giving blood every 16 weeks, as regular as clockwork, since he was 17 years old.

He's got his Gold Blood Donor card sitting in his wallet and it makes him feel happy everytime he sees it when he pulls out his debit card.

He, Martin Crieff, is doing some good in the world.

It doesn't even occur to him, after he starts his first homosexual relationship, that he won't be able to give anymore. He just heads over to the NHS Blood Donation Centre in Fitton Hospital, as usual, only to be turned away at the door with an apology and a pat on the back.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't the UK get rid of that restriction though?

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Good Omens crossover

(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Douglas and Martine are actually Crowley and Aziraphale.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-18 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
And by Martine, I mean Martin. Or maybe Aziraphale fancies keeping the last e in his name.

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Martin's new girlfriend was...

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
... a nun.

She probably should have mentioned this before she lost her virginity to Martin.

(who was so anxious to make sure her first time was wonderful that he hyperventilated a bit, but the evening was great after she calmed him down.)

Martin freaks out. The others reactions are up to you.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I love this idea, SO HARD.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Martin gets really, really, really high with the students. He decides to call Douglas.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha - Yes, second!

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At the Late Night Double Feature Radio Show

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
So apparently Anthony Head (Herc) once played Frank N Furter from "Rocky Horror Picture Show" in a stage production.

I think you know what this means...Rocky Horror Cabin Pressure!!

Maybe everyone goes to see Rocky in theatres (who gets to wear the corset?), maybe they have their own movie night (who's a secret fan?), or a full on cross-over if you feel up to it (someone has to fly those unconventional conventionalists)!


(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Douglas makes Martin wear a butt plug for an entire flight.

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I am going to sit here and whimper with wanting until someone fills this.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So. The 'Otters That Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch' post that's been trending on Twitter for HOURS now. We can't not make prompts out of this!

1, On a trip to a zoo/wildlife sanctuary, Arthur happens upon an otter than looks and acts astonishingly like Martin


2, For some reason, a ridiculous blog post/picture about Martin ends up going viral online. Cue blushing, awkwardness & hilarity.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-20 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded because I laughed so much when I saw it! Also have you seen John Finnemore's twitter page? Apparently he has seen the post and number three is his favorite. XD

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Martin tackles Arthur

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't get this out of my head: Everyone chasing Arthur, and Martin eventually tackling him to the ground. I don't care why, or what, or how, just so long as it has that. thank you~

Fill: Boys Will Be Boys 1a/1

(Anonymous) 2012-03-20 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. This is my first fill, so yea. Hopefully this is close to what the OP wanted. Not gonna lie, it is a bit cracky. I can't seem to write anything other than pure silliness.

This isn't beta'd or Brit-picked. Any comments/corrections welcome.


Carolyn, after years of practice, learned how to shut out the noises of the rest of the MJN crew while sitting in her office on standby. Every once in awhile a certain phrase would filter through as she sat there, attempting to balance the accounts.

“Arthur!” Martin’s voice rang out. Well that was normal. No need for worry.

“No, Arthur. Give it to me,” Douglas’ voice barked out. Now that was a bit odd.

Just as Carolyn decided to ignore the strange ways of pilots and go back to annoying paperwork, there was a loud crash. Alright, that was it. If they decided to destroy her portacabin, then it was time for them to get reacquainted with the Alpha Dog.

As she left her office, the good talking to that she had prepared died on her lips as the scene before her unfolded. Poor Arthur was in the middle of the office in between the two small desks of the pilots, clutching a small black book to his chest. His head whipped back and forth, looking at the two pilots corning him on both sides.

On his right, Douglas was slowly trying to move closer, easing his way between his desk and overturned chair.

On the left, Martin looked as if he was about to hurdle over his own chair. Carolyn was slightly disturbed by the manic look in his eye.

None of the boys seemed to notice their new audience.

“Arthur,” Martin said in a horrible attempt at calmness. “Arthur, give me the book,”

“Uh,” Arthur slowly began to climb onto the rickety chair that sat in between the two desks. “I don’t know Skip...”

“Arthur!” Douglas barked again, causing the younger man to jump slightly and jerk toward the pilot, who was much closer than before. “Arthur, give it to me. Give it to me now,”

Carolyn watched for a few minutes as each pilot crept closer to the steward, trying to convince him to give whatever he had to them. Just as she was about to step in and stop this childish behavior and force them to clean up her wrecked office, Arthur had apparently had enough. In a leap so impressive, Carolyn was shocked that her son managed it, Arthur vaulted over Martin’s desk, scattering papers everywhere and bolted out the door, the little book clutched to his chest like he was playing rugby.

At once, both Douglas and Martin darted for the door. Carolyn winced as she watched them both fight to get through the small doorway at the same time. She silently cheered as Martin, with his much smaller frame, slithered out, leaving Douglas to stumble slightly before pursuing.
Shaking her head, Carolyn slowly walked to the door.

Arthur, the dear boy, was running as if the very beasts of hell were following him. Though, she conceded, the sight of a manic Martin and demented Douglas bowling after you might make you think so.

It was as the three boys darted across the small section of the airfield that housed MJN, that Carolyn began to see a clear winner emerge.

Douglas, not so many years behind her, and not in the greatest of shape, began to run less and wheeze more.

Arthur, her darling son, wasn’t exactly supremely physically fit either. However, it seemed his sheer energy that powered his cheeriness went into keeping him running.

Martin, not too surprisingly, with his manual labour job and slight body, was quickly gaining on Arthur, closing in bit by bit.

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Art request

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Art fill of Martin in bondage? Please?

Arthur, secret maths badass

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Based on Arthur's preferred original method of trying to remember 'Three minutes-one minute-three minutes' in the episode with the Admiral's Pie, before Carolyn told him to just remember it, Arthur has an unusual sort of very specialized math-related intelligence.

One day aboard GERTI, the instruments go mad, and Arthur helps land the plane safely by doing some essential esoteric calculations in his head.

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martin emotional whump - family tragedy

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
In flight while crossing the Atlantic, Martin gets word that his brother has been in an auto accident. He is not expected to survive more than a few hours and will have died by the time the plane lands.

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playing stupid

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur is actually a genius. He is so intelligent, in fact, that he comes across as very intimidating and usually scares away anyone who might befriend him. To solve the problem, he pretends to be an idiot, and he finds it works rather well. Eventually, however, the charade begins to take its toll, and Arthur starts to slip, until eventually the rest of MJN discover his secret.

Super Bonus Points if Carolyn doesn't realize how smart her son really is; maybe she assumes that, like many young prodigies, Arthur met his peak quite early, and he has been playing dumb for a large part of his life.

(I read a fic in which Arthur mentioned Artemis Fowl and my brain took it from there.)

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooo!! Lovely!! I'd love to see this too!!!

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur starts dating Martin's sister Caitlin. Arthur is afraid that Martin won't like the idea. Martin is thrilled though because he knows that Arthur would never hurt her and will always treat her right.
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Bleeding ulcer, whump

(Anonymous) 2012-03-19 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
The amount of anxiety Martin's packing around, combined with his dodgy diet, of course Martin's got an ulcer.

Did you know that ulcers can perforate, bleed, develop into peritonitis and in some cases be fatal?

Turns out that at 30,000 feet in the air, no one on the plane knows. Except Arthur, and no one believes him because "It's just an ulcer Arthur, Martin's not dying."


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Why do I suspect Arthur would know all about it just because he was So Excited for The Hobbit he spent ages googling what was taking so damn long for them to start :p

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