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cabinpres_fic ([personal profile] cabinpres_fic) wrote2012-02-03 07:49 am

PROMPT POST PART III

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(updated 6 June)

Cabin Pressure Fic Prompt Post Three


Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


FILLING GUIDELINES



As you probably all know - our meme now has it's very own database created and maintained by the great Enigel. It both catalogues each and every prompt that we post and provides links to fills. You can find it here: Google Spreadsheet

We also have a Pinboard archive which has been put in place by the lovely [personal profile] oxfordtweed in the place of our late Delicious Archive. This Archive contains a list of all the prompts this meme has to offer - you can find it here: Pinboard Archive

This is a great step forward in making our meme just a little more organised (but not too organised of course. This is Cabin Pressure) which is always a good thing.

So in order to make things easier to archive - Please nest your fills.

This can be done by either posting each part as a reply to that part's immediate predecessor, OR by replying each time to Part I OR - well you get the idea :D

It makes it simpler for Enigel and myself to link fills in a clean and clear manner. Following these guildelines will be very much appreciated guys :D

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Reprompting is allowed but please include the URL of the original prompt when you do so. It will make it infinitely more easy to Archive which would make both Enigel and I very happy :)

As for everything else



  1. Be respectful to one another. Disagreements are fine, but not everything disagreeable is trolling. If you suspect someone of trolling, just ignore it. If you cannot respond to a comment without attacking or trolling someone else, keep it to yourself.

  2. No bashing prompts. It might not be your cup of tea - but obviously someone wants it enough to go to the effort of requesting it. So just scroll past it.

  3. Prompt away as much as you like guys - seriously, go wild - but please try to fill as well.

  4. NEW - If your fill includes a major element that veers from the original prompt (crossovers, established universes, kinks, et cetera), please take a few moments to check with the OP that such additions are welcome. This has caused problems in the past and it only takes a few moments of your time.
  5. Please no RPF. I'm not trying to oppress you RPF writers and enthusiasts, I would just really like to avoid any legal problems.

  6. When you post a fill (or post a new part of a WIP) please go over to the Filled Prompts Post (if it is complete) or the WIP Post (if there are still more parts to come) and, following each post's guideline's, post a link to this fill or new part.


REALLY IMPORTANT ADDENDUM



According to numerous Child Safety laws it is illegal to provide pornographic material to minors. Seeing that the majority of the stuff we have here is rather adult in nature, this Meme is consequently an 18+ zone. Failing to comply to this rule could result in the Meme getting shut down. So if you're here and you're under 18 please back button now.

+ Please do not post anything regarding minors in a sexual situation. It really doesn't matter how tasteful or crass it is, there are laws that classify that sort of thing as child pornography and as such, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with the attitude that safe is better than sorry.

It really is VERY important that these rules are upheld as the consequences are severe.

Other than that - go crazy guys. Any problems please just message me and I'll try my best to work it out.


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stress eating

(Anonymous) 2012-02-06 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur's a stress eater. When things get bad, no chocolate is safe. It's why he was so desperate to find a Toblerone in St Peterberg. He didn't just want one for Gordon, he needed one for himself.
Of course Carolyn knows, but Martin & Douglas don't. How do they react when a seemingly minor MJN crisis results in a lot of missing KitKats and one very chocolatey steward?
Comfort and family fuzzies would be appreciated, though if you want to make it shippy you can certainly give it a try.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-06 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love to see one of the students telling Martin that they admire him for how hard he works and for never giving up. Maybe as a drunken "You're so cool, Martin" or maybe as part of a heart-to-heart or maybe something else. Basically, I just need someone younger to tell Martin that they find his stubborn determination to succeed extremely admirable.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
This is totally the kind of thing my friend does when he gets drunk. It's sort of sweet actually. And it would be such a confidence boost for Martin. ♥ Seconded!

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Assassins AU

(Anonymous) 2012-02-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
(Hey, Croc, I remembered what was the AU I wanted to prompt! :D)

MJN is a tiny and discreet paid assassins company - more or less competent. ("Oh, Martin, surely the only professional assassin in the shadows who cannot successfully juggle one knife!")

(Maybe Douglas had to retire from the big league for letting one of his targets escape? *g*)

(The thought of Martin doing it for free is a bit disturbing, though O_o)

(The thought of Hester being a target rather than a customer is rather entertaining, however *g*)

(Herc and Carolyn as a sort of Mrs and Mr Smith? :D)

(Oh, I don't know, just run with it!)

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-06 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
(Herc and Carolyn as a sort of Mrs and Mr Smith? :D)

YES
YES
OH GOD YES
SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RAKSJKJAJKEJASKME

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Cabin Pressure/Golden Girls

(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur meets Rose Nylund.

"I just saw a cloud that looked like a cotton ball."
"Brilliant!"

Situation, irrelevant.
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Re: Cabin Pressure/Golden Girls

[personal profile] annievh 2012-02-07 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Do want!!
And may I add:

Douglas & Dorothy = epic sarcasm
Carolyn & Sophia = Alpha Dogs Battle
Martin & Ruth = girl advice!!

Mama Bear vs Alpha Dog

(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
On one of Martin's rare trips home, he collapses. At hospital, it's found that part of Martin's problem stems from borderline malnutrition and physical exhaustion.

Mrs. Crieff always knew Martin was keeping things from her but she never expected anything like 'I'm not getting paid to fly and am keeping myself afloat as a man-with-a-van and basically live on Surprising Rice and hope'. While Mummy Crieff despairs for her son's stubbornness, she can't deny that he loves flying and will do anything to achieve his dream. But why exactly is he getting nothing from MJN Air?

So when she overhears Carolyn berating Martin in her usual backhanded 'I'm worried about you, you idiot' fashion, well...

Mrs Crieff vs Carolyn Knapp-Shappey

(bonus points if Mrs Crieff is a CGA and demands an audit of MJN's books)

(double bonus points if Douglas tries to calm down the ladies and makes a hasty retreat from two fed up women)

(triple bonus points for Mrs Crieff getting it across to Martin that she's worried about him, not ashamed of him. At all. Ever.)

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eadsgrrrrrp!
That was the sound of me wanting this fic so badly I can't believe it.

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ALL THE SHERLOCK CROSSOVERS!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Henry Knight/Martin Crieff.

I don't give one single damn how you do it, but if you can manage it I will love you forever.

Bonus points for:
Fighting over money
Confused!Crew
Henry trying to gift MJN with a new plane
First ANYTHING. Kiss, date, meeting, anniversary, whatever.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
I would LOVE to read this pairing. Someone fill?

It might take a while, but I wouldn't mind giving this a fill either...

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[identity profile] straydog733.livejournal.com 2012-02-07 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Martin is trying to flirt with an attractive helicopter pilot, but he keeps getting derailed arguing why fixed wing are better than rotorcraft.

(Or really any occasion where Martin's instinct to argue and babble overcomes his desire to flirt.)

Futurama Crossover!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A character meme has presented me with a brand new cracky crossover pairing for Martin:

Martin Crieff/Turanga Leela.

They're both Captains, both pilots for a small charter company, both rather too serious... and something about Martin's ginger hair, clumsiness and unfortunate way with words endears Martin to Leela.

Give me sitcommy sweetness, people! Lots of Martin trying not to mention The Eye but failing and so on!
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Re: Futurama Crossover!

[personal profile] pyjamapants 2012-02-09 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
OMG. Yes. Yes. Yes.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I wish someone had done this for me when I was at school.

Little Martin spends his lunch-times at school on his own, while everyone else has their big friendship groups and secret clubs he's not invited to, and he's mostly ignored while he just tries to blend into the background. People only really approach him to mock the fact that he's on his own so when someone comes and sits next to him, he's terrified it'll happen again.

But the someone doesn't speak, and just stays there eating their own lunch. It becomes a routine; they sit together every lunch, but don't talk, just keep each other company and act as a deterrent for the people who would target them if they were on their own.

From here it's up to you, but bonus points if...

1. The person eventually leaves because they've moved school but Martin never even found out their name and desperately wants to meet them again even years later, to thank them.
2. Years later, he DOES meet them. But he doesn't realise it at first. Because it was ARTHUR.

TL; DR - Lonely child!Martin is kept company by friendly child!Arthur.

Gen preferred.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded. And hugs to you anon, because I wish someone had done this for me too. I would have loved it if a child!Arthur had sat with me.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-07 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ever since Martin told Carolyn how bad his financial situation really is, one of her own chief financial stressors has become the fact that she can't pay him. She's Carolyn, so she doesn't let it show, but it weighs on her.

What I want is the moment of relief she experiences when MJN finally becomes solvent enough that she can afford a salary for Martin.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-08 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
This could be so sweet. Heartily seconded.

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More Martin/Molly

(Anonymous) 2012-02-08 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
How about they lose their virginities to each other? Or if that does't work try something new in bed. Idk I just want equally awkward martin/molly sexy fluff

Mentor

(Anonymous) 2012-02-08 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Whether it's actually true or not, the students seem to have got it into their heads that the Captain in the Attic is unquestionably gay. Martin doesn't know this, nor does it particularly matter because he barely sees them anyway, but it does come as a bit of a surprise when one of the boys from downstairs comes knocking on his door. He's red-eyed and clearly distressed, looking for a reassuring ear to bend and someone more experienced to offer some advice as he struggles with his own sexual identity crisis. He's looking for a mentor of sorts, really, and somehow seems to have (possibly misguidedly) settled on Martin.

Thing is, Martin's actually still a virgin and rather muddied on his own sexuality too. He's not really sure what he wants because no one's ever been willing to let him get close enough to try.

Platonic mutual support is fine, but so is awkward first-time fumbling and a bit of experimental heavy petting. Whether it leads on to more (or is a gateway to a different ship entirely) I leave up to the filler.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-08 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this prompt so much! You don't even know! So many plot bunnies, but I can't write this!

Someone please write it!

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Martin gets his embarrassing wank-kink discovered

[personal profile] tiwtin 2012-02-08 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I've realised I've not prompted in AGES, so here goes - Long prompt is long.

Martin doesn't date, or has even had a steady partner for... well, ever. But he does have a kink (of the authors choice, but it does have to be embarrassing, like dressing up as a schoolgirl and pretending Sir is molesting him) which never fails to push his buttons. Somehow, Douglas finds out (be it Martin's inability to grasp Internet browser histories or some other reason) right there in front of Martin.
A mortified Martin bolts, and perhaps try's to make it so Arthur or Carolyn is always in the cockpit so he doesn't have to be with alone with Douglas because he's that embarrassed, perhaps he doesn't come to work or applies for other jobs.

The thing is, Douglas never had a chance to comment on Martin's choice of kink, and given 30 seconds to think about it that comment would have been 'Damn... Fancy coming back to my place to try that out?'

Happy, smutty ending preferred.

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Heartily seconded, there can never be too much kinky CP smut.

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Every son needs...

(Anonymous) 2012-02-08 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't ask me where this came from. I don't even know if it is credible.

A super excited Arthur brings his new bike to work. Somehow this leads to him challenging Douglas to who can do a lap of the airfield the fastest. When it comes to an increasingly uncomfortable Martin's turn, however, he finally breaks and admits that he can't ride a bike. His father never bothered to teach him.

MJN family hi-jinx ensue as Douglas and Arthur take it upon themselves to right the wrong.
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That sounds adorable. I need that!

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Martin likes to watch people masturbate

[personal profile] aron_kristina 2012-02-08 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by the "Martin gets his embarrassing wank-kink discovered" prompt:

Martin's kink is wanking. Well, masturbation. He likes to watch other people getting off by themselves.

Het or Martin/Arthur or gen is all fine :) (or femslash, if someone wants to make Martin into Martha)

Re: Martin likes to watch people masturbate

(Anonymous) 2012-02-10 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
this is exactly how I read the title of that one
and was a bit confused when i read the rest of the prompt xD

anyways, seconding with the power of thor's hammer

Money woes

(Anonymous) 2012-02-08 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin's mother dies. He wants to go to the funeral, BUT he cannot afford to. Rent is due, the van needs new tires, ect. So the only logical step is to ask for money. Which is equally bad because it'll just mean he'll be in MORE debt.

Your choice on whom he asks.
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Need more blow jobs!

[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-02-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Don't know why, but I've got blow jobs on the brain today. Woke up thinking about them, into class thinking about them, on the meme thinking about them. Particularly Douglas giving Martin a very nice, long, protracted one while the other squirms and writhes on the bed, all blushy and flushed... Hmmm.....<3

I'd love it if Martin was upset and/or tired for some reason, and everything's getting on top of him and then Douglas pushes him down and proceeds to give him to BJ of his life. :D

Also, for extra points, they're not in an established relationship. Because I love all the plotty feelings that would come about because of this! <3

Make my day peeps! Love you! <3

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Oh, good lord - Seconded!

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[personal profile] pyjamapants 2012-02-09 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's all going well enough (as well as Martin could expect a relationship with Arthur to go) until the day Arthur is topping and decides to emulate Douglas Richardson, a la Johannesburg.

Martin grows his hair out (tw: past serious illness)

(Anonymous) 2012-02-09 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Douglas and Carolyn assume that Martin keeps his hair cut short for some regulation/to look more like a professional pilot, but it's really because he had cancer as a child/teen and got used to seeing himself without much hair. They don't find this out until he decides to grow it out.

Or, alternatively, he cut it all off as a teen/young adult in solidarity with a friend/family member with cancer and doesn't decide to grow it out until they've been cancer free for ten years.

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[personal profile] akiie 2012-05-31 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding.

I just really like dystopians OK

(Anonymous) 2012-02-09 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So this was discussed on a prompt over here: http://cabinpres-fic.dreamwidth.org/783.html?thread=3117327#cmt3117327 and now I want it a lot.

DYSTOPIAN AU.

Do what you will with it. I just really want this to exist please? :3

(Also, this may be verging on the cracky, but make Gordon head of the tyrannical regieme and I will love you forever).

Re: I just really like dystopians OK

(Anonymous) 2012-02-09 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
As the OP of the original prompt referenced, I second this with every fibre of my being.=} I have such a thing for dystopia fics, it's unreal...

And by this I mean please someone fill!

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Fucking Machine, Martin/Douglas

(Anonymous) 2012-02-09 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by the discussion on page 1 expressing a desire to see more kink on this meme. Heartily second, so shuffle forward to offer you the prompt Martin + Fucking Machine. 

I dont mind whether it's part of pre-established BDSM punishment with Douglas (and if anon wants, dub-con is ok), but I would really really like to see Martin bound and gagged getting pounded by a fucking machine. With Douglas in control of the speed and size of the dildo his pretty captain's arse gets fucked with. 

Bonus points if there's  some orgasm denial, with Douglas teasing Martin to the edge before slowing it down so the captain is all writhing and desperate, or if filler prefers, multiple orgasms, with Martin having no control about how many times Douglas keeps making him come before he stops. 


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Oh, hello. Yes. Gold-plated bulletproof damn kink right here. Nnnnnnngh. [shivers]

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-10 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur has some sort of mental disability - is there a condition where a person basically stops developing mentally at some point, or their development slows considerably? Something like that.

Arthur and Martin have a conversation post-St. Petersburg, about Arthur's father. Basically, Gordon couldn't deal with having a child with a mental disability, and was always snapping at Arthur, saying there was nothing wrong with him; he was just lazy; he wanted the attention; he could do better; etc.

Bonus: Arthur doesn't (usually) mind Martin and Douglas (and Carolyn) making fun of him or insulting him, because he likes being treated like everyone else. But not the way Gordon tried to treat him - the MJN crew realize he has his limits, and they know what's too much to ask of him.

I've written a snippet, but feel free to disregard it:

"He only hit me once."

"What?"

"Dad. You've got that look on your face, the one everyone gets on their face when I talk about Dad. They all think he used to hit me, but he only did it once, and not even hard. He mostly just... yelled. I was always messing things up and he always yelled about it. He couldn't stand having such a... stupid son."

"Arthur..."

"There's something wrong with me, Skipper. Mum's told me what it's called before, but I always sort of... forget. She knows. You can ask her, if you like."

"I... think I'd rather not, actually."

"Yeah, she did sort of punch the last person who asked that."

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SECONDED. I need this like air.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-10 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Martin and Arthur make a porno.

Utter crack, please.

[personal profile] straydog733 2012-02-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Spit it out Arthur, what is it?"
"Well, you see the passenger from 11B went to the loo, but a few minutes later, so did the passenger from 11C. But the 11B person hadn't come out yet, so I think they might, perhaps, be..."

A couple of passengers try to join the Mile High Club in GERTI. How do the crew react?

Fill: High Flying

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(Gah, I know this is my own prompt, but the plot-bunny bit so hard it drew blood.)




[Door opens.]

“Hi, chaps. What are you up to?”

“The exact same thing we were three minutes ago, Arthur. Eating from the cheese tray. What has gotten into you this flight? You’re up here every other minute; shouldn’t you be keeping a better eye on our passengers?”

“Well, it’s just the two passengers, Skip.”

“Yes, but you would think that a couple of newlyweds would want everything to go right on the flight to their honeymoon.”

“Oh, I don’t know, Martin. The day after my second wedding, I was still hung over. Had been the day of the wedding to. It took until my third marriage to learn that you do not plan your stag night for the evening before.”

“Ah. Well, then maybe you should go check if the passengers need any pain medications or air sickness bags. Cover all the bases.”

“You see, chaps, I would go check on the passengers or serve them dinner or something but, um…they’re not there.”

“…Did they grow wings and fancy an earlier landing?”

“No, no, they’re still in the plane, just not, uh, in their seats.”

“Arthur, we told you before, if someone tries to rob the galley, you have the authority to tell them to go back to their seats. This had better not be a repeat of the Barcelona flight.”

“No, they’re not in the galley, they are…well you see, they’re in the loo.”

“What, both of them? Arthur, what are they both doing in…oh.”

“And the coin finally drops for the gallant and experienced captain.”

“Shut up, Douglas. Arthur, you’re not telling me that the passengers are actually doing, uh, that, on board of GERTI?”

“Yes, it does not seem like the most romantic of locations to make sure the knot is firmly tied.”

“Well, when she got up to use the loo, I thought she was just using the loo. For, you know, loo-things. But then I guess he needed to use the loo as well, except that she wasn’t done with it yet, and now I don’t think they’re actually using the loo for loo-things. And I think the door might break very very soon. It sounds like it’s going to break.”

“Well then go and stop them! That is inappropriate behavior to begin with, and if they are damaging our aircraft, then they have to be stopped!”

“Skip, I…I really don’t want to open that door.”

“And come on, Martin, they’re just a couple of happy kids. I was the same after all of my weddings; you just can’t manage to keep your hands off each other.”

“As soon as the hangover wore off, you mean.”

“No better cure for a hangover. And besides, I’d hate to see them blocked from getting their membership into the ever exclusive Mile-High Club.”

“You see, that’s just one more thing I don’t understand about this. Why, of all the places to have, um, relations with your loved one, why in God’s name would you choose the cramped bathroom of an aeroplane?”

“Martin, do not tell me you have never even considered having sex on an aeroplane. I’d hardly believe you’ve never considered sex with an aeroplane.”

“Oh, ha ha ha, very funny. This is a high specialized machine flown by professionals, not the back seat of a car parked in a uni’s parking lot.”

“Had some experience with that, have you?”

“I-I am not going into that with you. Not on the flight deck of a plane. Because aeroplanes are supposed to be a more dignified sort of place. I know you have a hard time believing that, but they are supposed to be important. This is hallowed ground.”

“Air.”

“Pardon?”

“We’re not on the ground, Skip. We’re in the air. Maybe it’s hallowed ground when we’ve landed, but right now it’s hallowed air. Or hallowed metal and plastic, on top of a lot of air.”

“Regardless, this is not the sort of place to be having sex. Don’t you agree, Arthur?”

“I guess so. Whenever I’ve had sex on GERTI, it’s been landed, but I guess it is all hallowed when we’re flying.”

“…”

“…”

“What?”

“Arthur, just…just leave. Go back to the galley and leave us to our cheese.”

“Alright, chaps.”

[Door opens and closes.]

“…Wow.”

“Yes, it does always turn out to be the ones you don’t expect.”

“But Arthur? Really? Arthur?”

“Oh Martin, who are we to judge his little bit of fun?”

“I’m just hoping that his cleaning skills are better than they seem.”

“…Ah…Does kind of make you want to wear gloves on GERTI in the future.”

“And never use the loo here again.”

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Martin/Arthur

[personal profile] superwholockian_on_mjn 2012-02-10 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I just want some extremely fluffy and awkward Martin/Arthur. IT can be funny, sexy, sweet, whatever your heart desires.