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cabinpres_fic ([personal profile] cabinpres_fic) wrote2012-02-03 07:49 am

PROMPT POST PART III

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(updated 6 June)

Cabin Pressure Fic Prompt Post Three


Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


FILLING GUIDELINES



As you probably all know - our meme now has it's very own database created and maintained by the great Enigel. It both catalogues each and every prompt that we post and provides links to fills. You can find it here: Google Spreadsheet

We also have a Pinboard archive which has been put in place by the lovely [personal profile] oxfordtweed in the place of our late Delicious Archive. This Archive contains a list of all the prompts this meme has to offer - you can find it here: Pinboard Archive

This is a great step forward in making our meme just a little more organised (but not too organised of course. This is Cabin Pressure) which is always a good thing.

So in order to make things easier to archive - Please nest your fills.

This can be done by either posting each part as a reply to that part's immediate predecessor, OR by replying each time to Part I OR - well you get the idea :D

It makes it simpler for Enigel and myself to link fills in a clean and clear manner. Following these guildelines will be very much appreciated guys :D

REPROMPTING



Reprompting is allowed but please include the URL of the original prompt when you do so. It will make it infinitely more easy to Archive which would make both Enigel and I very happy :)

As for everything else



  1. Be respectful to one another. Disagreements are fine, but not everything disagreeable is trolling. If you suspect someone of trolling, just ignore it. If you cannot respond to a comment without attacking or trolling someone else, keep it to yourself.

  2. No bashing prompts. It might not be your cup of tea - but obviously someone wants it enough to go to the effort of requesting it. So just scroll past it.

  3. Prompt away as much as you like guys - seriously, go wild - but please try to fill as well.

  4. NEW - If your fill includes a major element that veers from the original prompt (crossovers, established universes, kinks, et cetera), please take a few moments to check with the OP that such additions are welcome. This has caused problems in the past and it only takes a few moments of your time.
  5. Please no RPF. I'm not trying to oppress you RPF writers and enthusiasts, I would just really like to avoid any legal problems.

  6. When you post a fill (or post a new part of a WIP) please go over to the Filled Prompts Post (if it is complete) or the WIP Post (if there are still more parts to come) and, following each post's guideline's, post a link to this fill or new part.


REALLY IMPORTANT ADDENDUM



According to numerous Child Safety laws it is illegal to provide pornographic material to minors. Seeing that the majority of the stuff we have here is rather adult in nature, this Meme is consequently an 18+ zone. Failing to comply to this rule could result in the Meme getting shut down. So if you're here and you're under 18 please back button now.

+ Please do not post anything regarding minors in a sexual situation. It really doesn't matter how tasteful or crass it is, there are laws that classify that sort of thing as child pornography and as such, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with the attitude that safe is better than sorry.

It really is VERY important that these rules are upheld as the consequences are severe.

Other than that - go crazy guys. Any problems please just message me and I'll try my best to work it out.


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Airplane Smut

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I'd like a story where Virgin!Martin is finally on the cusp of getting some action from a girl he's been seeing, but is completely overwhelmed by all the touching, knows nothing about pleasuring a woman, and is abjectly terrified of doing something wrong.

Did I also mention that the chick is a huge (sex-positive) nerd and calms him down/talks him through everything using airplane terms?

There are some gems to be found here--the more the better:

http://www.coastalplanes.com/articles/glossary.html

OP

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't realize it at the time but I was totally picturing Martin and Kaylee from Firefly so...OMGWTFCRACKPAIRBONUS

Daughters

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Future prompt: When Martin's daughter meets Douglas' daughter, it's true love at first sight. Cue awkward engagement party (or just a family gathering).

Martian's Age

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
It is generally accepted that Martian is about the same age as BC, in his mid-thirties. But what if he was actually several years younger, early to mid twenties and changed his age on his ID in order to get hired at MJN. What would happen if (when) the others found out? How would Carolyn and Douglas react to the revelation that Martian is younger than Arthur? Is that part of the reason it took so many tries to get his pilot's licence?

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
...Now I really want to see something about Martin being a Martian.

But also enthusiastically seconding this prompt. :D

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Phillip from the Fire Crew

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Where did Phillip get the frisking skills that he has to put into use every Birling Day?

Bottoming from the top...

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
I just have this image of Martin riding Douglas's lap--setting the pace, the depth, the rhythm--and just really, really, REALLY enjoying it. Result? It's the best orgasm ever for everyone involved.

Martin Crieff of Mars

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Martin isn't really an Earthling. He's a Martian.

Was he was dropped on Earth as a baby by his Martian parents, who were fleeing [enter intergalactic cool thing here]?

Is he the result of human/Martian breeding project?

Is he a convict, hiding on Earth after being (rightfully/wrongfully) found guilty for a serious crime on his home planet?

Does he use flying planes as a way to try and reconnect to his Martian heritage (because, just short of actually going there, this is the closest he can get)?

What happens when the rest of MJN find out?

THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Was he was dropped on Earth as a baby by his Martian parents, who were fleeing [enter intergalactic cool thing here]?

Could the intergalactic cool thing be the Borg? Please?

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur is in love with Martin, but thinks that Martin doesn't return his feelings. Turns out that Martin feels the same way about Arthur. Somehow Arthur comes under the impression that Martin is in love with Douglas and vice versa. He tries to set them up because really he just wants Martin to be happy even if it isn't with him. Martin/Arthur happy ending please.
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[personal profile] tiwtin 2012-03-09 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
This has the potential for more flangst than my innards can handle.

In other words - seconded.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Okay this is going to be weird but hear me out. You know the Star Trek movie with the whales? How about that with Nu!Trek and the crew of MJN Air?

[identity profile] ilovewales.livejournal.com 2012-03-09 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I will always second Star Trek related prompts, and even more so when they're related to The Voyage Home (the movie in question) because it's my favourite :D

Asexual!Martin

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
Martin finally gets a boyfriend. One who is loving, caring and understanding, and seems to feel the same way about Martin that Martin feels about him. Which is why he doesn't want to lose him by telling him he's Asexual and doesn't want to have sex.

But the longer they go out for, the harder it is for Martin to hide the fact. And then he gets asked the inevitable questions...

Please with a Happy Ending?

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD PLEASE. MY KINGDOM FOR A FILL.

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Based on the fact Roger Allam's a real life BAMF

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I've just read an article about Roger Allam being so epically stoical that when he ruptured a calf muscle during a play he merely changed the way he walked ever so slightly and then carried on and didn't miss a single production. Then, a few years later, he broke his wrist during a production and, again, just carried on.

So, with this in mind, Douglas gets hurt (something non-life threatening but still by no means trivial) but there's a job that needs to be done (maybe a problem mid-flight) so just carries on as if nothing is wrong until everything is sorted.
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[personal profile] tiwtin 2012-03-09 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm seconding the hell out of this baby, and would also give an internal organ of your choice for a link to the article.

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inspired by all the asexual!Martin prompts

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin isn't asexual. However, his boyfriend/girlfriend is.

Martin doesn't mind. Why should he? He's never had sex, so it's not like he knows what he's missing. He's glad that he's found someone who likes him and that's enough. It is.

Isn't it?

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Just an idea, and I don't think we've had this before but it might work.

Douglas is straight and Martin's asexual. But they're in love, and somehow it works. Of course, not everyone thinks so.

[identity profile] ilovewales.livejournal.com 2012-03-13 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded!! I love straight!character/asexual!character fics (thank you Sherlock fandom) and I think this could work really well :)

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The prompt freeze er...prompted me to actually write my first fic, so...
Whether that's a good thing or not will have to be determined by the readers. ;)

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
When Irene Adler leaves England, she has to do so without attracting attention. So she hires a tin-pot charter aeroplane.

The captain of said aeroplane is the most awkward man she has ever met in her life, but he has good cheekbones so she flirts outrageously with him, just for the fun of watching him go scarlet. She gets on excellently with the first officer, however, and they have a good laugh together.

Unfortunately, because this is MJN we're talking about here, they end up taking Irene rather out of her way - she hadn't really wanted to go to the Middle East, to be honest.

i don't know why, you tell me why. i'm assuming it's for HILARIOUS REASONS

(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
martin has a paper mask with a picture of douglas' face

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, thank you for prompting this! After seeing that gif on the rant meme, I would've prompted it if you didn't. So...SECOND!

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Arthur's Beard

(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
In honor of John Finnemore's frankly fantastic facial fuzzhair:

Arthur grows a beard and becomes SEXUALLY IRRESISTIBLE?
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My Clot

[personal profile] anon_e_moss 2012-03-11 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Carolyn seems harsh, but she also paid for Arthur to sit a flight school interview, sends him to classes in Ipswich and spends her free time doing Role Play, because even though Arthur might be a clot, he is Carolyn's clot, and she is proud of him regardless.

So, inspired by "Meet the Fockers", where Barbra Streisand's character keeps a display of all her son's "achievements". What if Carolyn has a similar collection, and Arthur finds it while having a bad (Birling?) day.

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! Seconded.

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He's not invincible.

[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-03-11 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I have a terrible headache at the moment and am in dire need of some comfort. ;__;

Can I have Douglas with his head in Martin's lap, the man soothing away his headache with gentle touches and words? Pwease?

Non-established relationship because I love all the fluttery, confused, lovely feelings they'll have. <3
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[identity profile] lunard136.livejournal.com 2012-05-16 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! oh! oh! Seconded so hard!

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Martin is adopted by Fitton

(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin Crieff has over the years been metaphorically adopted by the entirety of Fitton.

The bakery down the high street always happens to have a 'bad' batch of bread which Martin ends up getting. The landlord always 'forgets' to collect rent in the bad months. Martin's van is always an inch from break-down, but somehow never dies because it seems to get fixed by itself. The students at the agri college (three generations of them) are subtley protective over their pilot in the attic.

One day, Martin comes into work with a black eye and bruises. He wont tell Douglas what happened, but finally relents and quietly admits that some new guy in town had a problem with him (OP had mental image of Martin out with his long term boyfriend, with the new guy being homophobic, and not so quiet about it) and beat him up.

Douglas then calls the students at the house to tell them what happened. The students tell their friends, their friends tell everyone else, etc, and by the morning, the whole of Fitton knows about it, and is determined to get the new guy out.

tl;dr: The whole of Fitton stick up for their pilot against one idiot who doesn't know what he's messing with.

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It is now my headcanon that Martin is adopted by all of Fitton. XD

Also seconded.

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Martin!Whump

(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, more Martin!Whump? Why? Because I love it so.

Martin is doing his man-with-a-van bit when suddenly, he hits a turn at the wrong angle, goes over the barriers and falls down a steep, muddy almost cliff-like hill. When he comes to, he realizes his leg is broken, his mobile has no signal, and it's starting to rain. What is he suppose to do?

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Second - cuz I love Martin!Whump too

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Beware the crack!

(Inspired by the fanvids that combine BBC Sherlock video with Cabin Pressure audio.)

Write a fic using only existing lines from Cabin Pressure, so that it can be “read” as a podfic using only Cabin Pressure audio.

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While I don't have nearly enough talent to even attempt this, I can see the possibility of cracky inneudos:
Douglas: "It's big. Far bigger than is nessecary"..."Like a fighter plane"
Arthur: "Full of otters!"
Martin: "Yeah!"
And that's just Limerick and Ottery St Mary!

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
In Ottery St Mary, when discussing Yellow Car, Arthur says, "It never ends!" in a very creepy tone of voice. Which leads me to this:

Arthur is a serial killer. A very, very cheery one.
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Taking the Bullet

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Martin takes the bullet (literally or figuratively) for one of the crew of MJN Air.

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Why not - second.

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Prostitute!Martin AU

(Anonymous) 2012-03-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Warnings: Non-con, dub con, and other things prositution may imply below.

There is a well known brothel run by Miss Carolyn Knapp-Shappey. Her son, Arthur, keeps the brothel running by cleaning, providing drinks, and passing out condoms.

Douglas is a new customer, decides to see what the hub-bub is all about. There are plenty of cute women/guys, but he decides to pick Martin because, well, the young man amuses him.

Douglas becomes Martin's regular.
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Oh god I want this.

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