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cabinpres_fic ([personal profile] cabinpres_fic) wrote2012-02-03 07:49 am

PROMPT POST PART III

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(updated 6 June)

Cabin Pressure Fic Prompt Post Three


Welcome everybody. How you got here I have no idea but thank you for coming and welcome again, nonetheless . As you may have gathered this is a Fic Prompting Meme dedicated solely to the hilarious and oh-so-addictive BBC Radio 4 sitcom - Cabin Pressure. I'm aiming for this to be pretty anything goes - but in order for everything to run smoothly, there are a few guidelines. Don't worry - they're not too restrictive.


FILLING GUIDELINES



As you probably all know - our meme now has it's very own database created and maintained by the great Enigel. It both catalogues each and every prompt that we post and provides links to fills. You can find it here: Google Spreadsheet

We also have a Pinboard archive which has been put in place by the lovely [personal profile] oxfordtweed in the place of our late Delicious Archive. This Archive contains a list of all the prompts this meme has to offer - you can find it here: Pinboard Archive

This is a great step forward in making our meme just a little more organised (but not too organised of course. This is Cabin Pressure) which is always a good thing.

So in order to make things easier to archive - Please nest your fills.

This can be done by either posting each part as a reply to that part's immediate predecessor, OR by replying each time to Part I OR - well you get the idea :D

It makes it simpler for Enigel and myself to link fills in a clean and clear manner. Following these guildelines will be very much appreciated guys :D

REPROMPTING



Reprompting is allowed but please include the URL of the original prompt when you do so. It will make it infinitely more easy to Archive which would make both Enigel and I very happy :)

As for everything else



  1. Be respectful to one another. Disagreements are fine, but not everything disagreeable is trolling. If you suspect someone of trolling, just ignore it. If you cannot respond to a comment without attacking or trolling someone else, keep it to yourself.

  2. No bashing prompts. It might not be your cup of tea - but obviously someone wants it enough to go to the effort of requesting it. So just scroll past it.

  3. Prompt away as much as you like guys - seriously, go wild - but please try to fill as well.

  4. NEW - If your fill includes a major element that veers from the original prompt (crossovers, established universes, kinks, et cetera), please take a few moments to check with the OP that such additions are welcome. This has caused problems in the past and it only takes a few moments of your time.
  5. Please no RPF. I'm not trying to oppress you RPF writers and enthusiasts, I would just really like to avoid any legal problems.

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REALLY IMPORTANT ADDENDUM



According to numerous Child Safety laws it is illegal to provide pornographic material to minors. Seeing that the majority of the stuff we have here is rather adult in nature, this Meme is consequently an 18+ zone. Failing to comply to this rule could result in the Meme getting shut down. So if you're here and you're under 18 please back button now.

+ Please do not post anything regarding minors in a sexual situation. It really doesn't matter how tasteful or crass it is, there are laws that classify that sort of thing as child pornography and as such, I'm afraid we're going to have to go with the attitude that safe is better than sorry.

It really is VERY important that these rules are upheld as the consequences are severe.

Other than that - go crazy guys. Any problems please just message me and I'll try my best to work it out.


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Criminal Minds crossover anyone?

(Anonymous) 2012-03-07 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So, the last couple of days I've been having a Criminal Minds marathon.

Today, I listened to Cabin Pressure.

And now I need a crossover fic like burning!

The FBI have this neat little aircraft (which, according to a very cursory google search, might just be about GERTI's size) to get them to their cases, and my mind made the natural leap and I wondered, what if that plane was GERTI (yes, and then I was grinning like a mad person every time they showed the plane... *facepalm*)?

The Criminal Minds lot are always so serious, and professional, and solemn - and I would love to see that clash with the insanity that is MJN Air!

What would the reaction to the obnoxious cabin addresses be? Or to a lemon suddenly sitting amidst the casefiles? How excited could Arthur get over a plane full of FBI agents? And how excited would they be about him?
And why would the FBI use MJN Air? An emergency and they commandeered the plane (and wouldn't Carolyn be delighted about that... *gulps*)? Or has Carolyn scored a contract with the FBI?


... and now, I'll just go and sit silently in a corner...


Re: Criminal Minds crossover anyone?

(Anonymous) 2012-03-07 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon, are you me?!

By which I mean... I've been marathoning Criminal Minds too, and seconded!

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-07 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Each character has a deep, dark secret. What is it? Was Douglas kicked out of medical school? Did Martin's family have pots of money when he was young? Was Carolyn's first husband a trophy husband? Did Arthur kill a man(on purpose)? Was Herc raised on a sheep farm that was haunted by the ghosts of of every slaughtered beast? Is GERTI actually a TARDIS?

As serious or as cracky as you want it to be.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-07 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...Extra 'of,' what are you doing there?

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-07 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur is absolutely brilliant at figuring out exactly what people - especially his friends and family - need. Be it a hug, a pep talk, or a highly caffeinated beverage.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-07 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
In unknown and/or upsetting situations, Arthur takes comfort from holding someone's hand. Martin is the only one willing to indulge him. Gen preferred.
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[personal profile] anon_e_moss 2012-03-07 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dammit social life I totally wanna fill this. *considers cancelling on friends*

Seconded until then

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Naughty First Officer

[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-03-07 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So I've seen some sparklingly hot kink fics with Martin. But I'm fancying something with Douglas. The man has a secret kink he likes to indulge in- maybe it's embarrassing so he doesn't play it out too often. Perhaps Douglas, ironically, has a huge submission kink, and doesn't really get off unless he's on his knees being canned by his master/mistress.

I just want Douglas thoroughly getting off on something kinky. And if a certain Captain finds out and indulges the man, who am I to object? ;D

I don't mind any kink at all- I will read anything. Spanking? Great! Watersports? Go right ahead! Role-play? Sure thing! Seriously, I don't care- just give me something deliciously filthy with our first officer.

Douglas/Martin optional. ;D
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Re: Naughty First Officer

[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-03-07 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And once again I feel I should have anoned... :S

Ah well. :P

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Douglas' smuggling attracts the wrong sort of attention

(Anonymous) 2012-03-07 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Douglas gets in a little over his head in regards to his smuggling. And suddenly, some not very friendly people want Douglas to transport their goods for them; in fact they insist. Not so legal goods, definitely not what you want to get caught with by customs.   Just the one job, payment on delivery, Douglas never has to hear from them again. 

The problem is that they decide that Douglas might need incentive not to call the police on their operations, and so they kidnap Martin as an insurance policy - if Douglas goes to the authorities, they'll kill him or worse.

The drop goes off without a hitch thankfully, and Martin is returned, but he's been clearly beaten and traumatized by the experience (fillers choice on how serious you want to take Martin getting hurt - minor injuries or into darker territory). And Douglas is trying to help him while all the time knowing that it is all his fault. 

Would prefer gen, but really open to anything! 
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Re: Douglas' smuggling attracts the wrong sort of attention

[personal profile] anon_e_moss 2012-03-07 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
So many fills. Not enough time *considers quitting job*

Seconded.

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Parental!Douglas

(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
As much as I enjoy my slash, I would love to see Douglas acting very much like a father figure to Martin.

Ever seen Treasure Planet? There's a scene in there in which the young man Hawkins leans his forehead against Bones. If you can include that scene, I would love you forever.
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Do you have a screencap handy of the scene, Anon? (Don't know the film)

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Porny plot is porny

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Douglas and Martin have sex. They do it only to relieve stress/bored/get off. It's fun, it's safe, no strings attached.

But like all things, Martin begins to develope the feelings.

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RTYI?

http://cabinpres-fic.dreamwidth.org/3282.html?thread=3624146#cmt3624146

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blow jobs!

(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
someone (Douglas, Arthur, OFC, Molly Hooper, whomever) give a tired, stressed, aching Martin a lovely and thorough massage with a very happy ending.

But I'd like it from Martin's POV. I want to hear about all his muscles unknotting, all the tension draining away, the warm, lazy arousal building and the blow job feels so good he almost cries.

And then, if anon author likes, Martin reciprocates with enthusiasm in the morning

Fill: Traveling Hands

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(A/N: Hope this is something like you wanted, and sorry it's not terribly explicit.)

Oh God. Oh God, this was such a bad idea. Yes, I know it was her idea, but I never should have agreed. She is going to be utterly disgusted by my feet. I mean, yes, they are clean, I showered as soon as I got home, but they are not…well, they’re not attractive feet. My toes are so long and bony, and that scar on the fourth looks far worse than it is, and oh Lord, I had forgotten that the nail was still cracked on the big toe. Bloody bookshelf; why would you even bother to transport something that big and ugly?

I mean, why had she even offered? I make an offhand mention of sore feet, and suddenly she’s all ready to give me a foot massage?

Oh God…is she trying to get me in a good mood so she can tell me something bad? Did I do something wrong, is this a break-up massage? Do people give break-up massages? Think Martin, think, what did you do? How did you manage to mess up this colossally in the three weeks you’ve been dating?! How did you manage to chase away another one?!

…No. No, she’s smiling. And not one of those “I’m trying to make this easy on you” smiles; she genuinely looks like she’s happy. Oh. Okay. Good.

Okay, now she’s waiting. Don’t just stand there, get on the sofa, you awkward thing, before she changes her mind. Wait, what’s the proper position for these? Do I just lie down and stretch out? That seems awfully decadent, like I’m just waiting for her to service me. Not, not service in that way. That’s not what I was thinking about. No. (Keep it together man, these pants are too thin to hide anything.) So if I just sit up straight, and just sort…sort of plop my foot down in her lap? That seems a little presumptuous. Maybe if I pulled over a kitchen chair-

“Martin, come on, just lay down.”

“Oh, heh, yes, sorry, Grace. So I should just, um, just lay down right here?”

“Yes, the place where I’ve been indicating for the last minute is probably a good guess.”

“Umm, yes. Yes. Alright.”

“Just calm down for a few minutes. I want to make you feel good.”

“You don’t have to, you know! Don’t feel at all obligated, because I wouldn’t ask you to do anything you’re uncomfortable with!”

“Martin, it’s a foot rub, not a vow to be your sex slave. And I offered. So lie down, shut up, and stop thinking. And give me your feet.”

“Alright, then.”

Okay. Okay. Okay, my feet are in her lap. Her hands are on my feet. Oh. Oh, her hands are really warm. But not that weird wet warm that some people get, this is a nice warm.

And…is that lotion? This is a massage with lotion? I didn’t think this was going to be that serious. Not lotion-serious. I am going to have to reciprocate, of course. Have I ever given a foot massage before? No, not that I can recall, not to another person, and it must be so easy to end up hurting them or just generally being crap at it. Wait, I know, I’ll pay a lot of attention to what she’s doing, and then copy it. Yes, that’s the plan. She’s starting in earnest, so I have to pay attention now.

…ooooooh. Oh wow, does that feel good.

How is she doing that thing down the center, is that the heel of her hand or…mmmmm. Okay, I’ll just try to figure that one out later and…wow. Just…wow.

“Is this pressure alright?”

“Wuh? Oh, yes, yes, that’s…that’s really good.”

“Okay, but tell me if you want it harder or softer. Any specific areas you want me to focus on?”

“It all feels really good.”

Her hands feel absolutely amazing. There is absolutely no way I will be able to give her a massage half as good. That thing she’s doing around the ankle bone? I don’t know how you would even think of that, but it’s brilliant. It’s making my whole leg kind of tingly. My entire…

Where are her hands going?

Stay calm, Martin, it’s just a calf massage, loosening the tendon, that’s all. You alternate between sitting in one cramped position and hauling heavy objects all day, of course your Achilles tendon is tense. It is so very considerate of her to massage my calves, I really do owe her and, wait, knees are not a standard area for foot massages.

Oh….Oooooooh! Oh, that’s where this is going! This is the night?

Really? And it starts with my feet in her lap? Little strange, but it’s not like I’m complaining, not at all, and okay, okay, okay, she’s putting her hands in my trousers, no, wait, yes, inside my pants too. Oh God! She still has lotion on her hands! Oh God, this is absolutely lotion-serious!

“You okay, Martin?”

“YES!”

Alright, a little loud, but can you blame me?

“If this makes you uncomfortable, I can stop.”

“What?! No, no, no, I don’t want you to stop! Not at all! Just, I, um, I feel bad with you doing all the work.”

Why is she smiling like that? Wait, why is she leaning that far over, her arms are long enough to…oh God. Oh wow, okay, this isn’t just hands, I guess. Um, wow, that is just a lovely smile. And I mean, it would be just as lovely if it wasn’t hovering an inch over my cock.

“Believe me, you’ll pay me back soon enough.”

…I hope lotion doesn’t taste that bad.

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Carolyn Knapp-Shipwright and Arthur Shipwright

(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
What if, instead of meeting and marrying Gordon Shappey, Carolyn had met and married Herc all those years ago?

Les Mis Crossover (possible tirggers)

(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care how or why... maybe Valjean has escaped abroad and Javert needs to fly out and chase him (the man being completely obsessed, etc).

Maybe once upon a time Douglas and Javert met in a pub and tried to outsing each other; when it can't be decided who the winner is, Douglas blamed the drink and quit at once and Javert sang about it being the fault of the stars.

Or maybe Martin sees Javert just about to jump off a bridge and then rescues him.

Or Arthur meets Javert and, using the skills he gained in Ipswich, can inform him that what he really, really needs to do is get laid.

Pairings actively encouraged. Go wild

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Given that the new movie they're making of Les Mis has Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe in it, I now have all sorts of very bizarre mental images of Arthur telling Russell!Javert he needs to get laid.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
When Arthur was younger, he told Carolyn he liked boys and girls. Carolyn smiled at him and said she was sure he'd get his mind straightened out on that front when he was older. Arthur was hurt and confused by this, but would rather pretend not to be than try to make his case.

Years later, Carolyn realizes that she was wrong - he doesn't need to be straightened out. It's not a problem to be fixed. She apologizes and everything is brilliant.

(...Sorry. Freaked-out anon has just had the first conversation with her great-grandmother and is alternating between thinking it's "fine" and hating herself for being stupid enough to come out to her.)
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[personal profile] sostrangechild 2012-03-08 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
When I told my parents I had a girlfriend oh so many years ago, they didn't believe me. They still don't realise that I'm bisexual. You're not alone, Nonnie. Don't hate yourself. There's absolutely nothing to hate yourself over.

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What Comes Naturally

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Herc is Martin's biological dad. Herc and the mother gave him up for adoption. When they first meet they have no idea of the connection between them.

Tweezers

(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Airlines have now banned tweezers. I think that if someone can hijack a plane with tweezers, they deserve the plane..."

If Martin isn't allowed his nose hair strimmer anymore, how will he react to this? Another fight with airport security?

Re: Tweezers

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ed Byrne FTW!

And by that I mean yes :) Poor Martin! He will have his ass handed to him on a plate

TW: Incest

(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Carolyn/Arthur.

Douglas playing the piano for Martin

(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I had this idea and now it won't leave my head: Somehow Douglas does something that makes Martin be very angry with him. Angry in the 'I refuse to ever talk to you again' or 'I seriously consider quitting the job to get rid of you' way. Douglas desperately tries to make it up in some way, but his captain is stubborn so it's not ease, even for him. And he /really/ wants to get along with Martin (because he fancies him, even though Martin is unaware of that)

So one night Douglas, the old romantic, goes to Martin's house, and plays the piano and sings to him (maybe he pushed it all the way or found it somewhere). After the students notice and start saying how sweet that is, Martin has no other choice but to acknowledge Douglas.

Happy Martin/Douglas ending preferred but I'll also be happy with gen :) (I just really really want this situation >v<)
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VERY WANT!

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Inspired by 'The Queen'

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Carolyn is the Queen, Douglas is her private secretary and Martin is the private secretary of Prince Arthur who means well but is sometimes a bit too... Arthury

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-08 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
... bonus for slotting 'Prince / Baron / Brigadier (or whatever) General Hercules' in there somewhere

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Not Exactly Notting Hill

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Martin meets someone famous during a layover but fails to recognize him*. The two of them hit it off, and exchange email addresses/phone numbers/etc. They form a sort of long distance relationship, during which Martin somehow manages to not realize that he's falling in love with someone famous. He doesn't find out until they meet up again and get papped leaving a restaurant.

*Can be male or female.

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Oh this is lovely!

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Douglas and Arthur clean out Martin's attic after he disappears (whether he's dead or just missing for long time up to you).

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
D:






... seconded!

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Martin/Diego phone-sex

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I would like some awkward phone-sex between Martin and Diego. Awkward partially because of the language barrier and partially because Martin is Martin.

Bonus if they still get off on it.

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Seconding a hundred million times over.

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Ink on skini

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to see something playing with the Ink on skin kink

Whether it be someone drawing on someone else, or a tattoo I just would love there to be a meeting between ink and skin

A pairing is preferred but if you want to make it gen that's fine as well!
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[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-03-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god. This prompt is making me squirm. I love tattoos and am seconding the hell out of this!

*looks fondly at own tats*

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"Sorry, Martin..."

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Sorry, Martin(or, if you feel like writing something particularly unbelievable, Douglas). The bet was just who could hold their ______ the longest."

Minifill

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, but I meant in the bladder, not some poor, unsuspecting piece of tupperware!"

"You really should be more specific about these things, Captain."

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Don't Pick It Up

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
When Martin loses his position at the college house, Douglas agrees to allow Martin to live with him.

No rent. Provided Martin cooked, cleaned, and basically act like a live-in butler.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
WANT! Seconded!

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur and Martin's friendship grow to such a degree that people start mistaking them for a couple.

Even moreso when Martin needs a place to stay when the attic becomes uninhabitable and moves in with Arthur and Carolyn.

It's upto The Author as to whether they're just BFFs or whether they do end up in a relationship. All I ask is that there's no actual porn.

Porn below

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Meme needs more fem!porn.

Fem!Martin is reluctant to have sex because all her past partners were too greedy and has never really experienced an orgasm. Not a good one, at least.

Cue Douglas showing Martin how great it is to have breasts amd a clitoris.

*anon runs away*

Re: Porn below

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Is Douglas female in this context, as well?

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