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Cabin Pressure Fic Prompt Post Three

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-28 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything at all about Douglas and Herc in their Air England days. What sort of mischief did they get up to? Was Douglas Herc's first offcer before he became a captain? Did either of them have any "Martin-ish" moments? Did Herc know about Douglas's smuggling? Did they make lewd bets involving hostesses?

Most importantly, did Air England pilots also get first crack at the cheese tray?

(I know they probably wouldn't have been regularly flying together. Throwing other pilots in would be fine. I just really need some Douglas and Herc shenanigans [or Douglas and Herc "shenanigans," if you like] in my life.)

Size kink

(Anonymous) 2012-02-28 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Douglas is a secret size queen until he discovers why Martin so vehemently objects to being called "Little Martin". Cue Douglas in heaven as he worships Martin.

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-29 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a bit confused (and feeling a bit dumb for it).

So, are you implying that Martin is insulted by the name because he has a big cock or that he's ashamed because he actually does have a little one?

I mean, I know what a size queen is, but I'm still confused.

Either way, I second this prompt.

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Cabin Pressure/Princess Bride X-Over

(Anonymous) 2012-02-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin being rescued from a horrible marriage by the dashing Westley?

'Hello, my name is Douglas Richardson. You killed my father. Prepare to die.'

'You keep using that word. I don't think it mean what you think it means.'

I can't be the only one who wants this?
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[personal profile] anon_e_moss 2012-02-28 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't want it. But now I do.

"Otters of unusual size!"

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Douglas is unable to fly for an important and scheduled trip - whatever it is, means that there's a substitute First Officer. This person, whoever they are, doesn't think much of Martin and constantly undermines his authority in a rude way.

Cue Carolyn being all 'He might not be much, but he is my captain. And while you're first officer on my aeroplane, he's yours as well.' Except more Carolyn-y.
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Captain has had enough - TRIGGERY for bad, bad fights

[personal profile] annievh 2012-02-29 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Douglas crosses the line and humilliates Martin in front of the passengers - or something that Martin deems unforgivable. That's when Martin tells Carolyn she'll have to chose: either she fires Douglas and keeps a free pilot, or allows Douglas to keep working for MJN Air and hires a new Captain, because Martin is NOT coming back on Monday.

BTW, I've been listening to Qikiqtarjuaq. In case that was not clear...

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-01 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
if i get my other fill done in time i'll tackle this
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More Douglas Whump!

[personal profile] crocodile_eat_u 2012-02-29 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I bringeth more whump!

Anything to do with Douglas being tied up, and lot's and lot's of whump! Maybe they beat him up while he's tied and MJN have to rescue him, cue lot's of achingly adorable hurt/comfort?

Slash also possible. ;D

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(Anonymous) 2012-02-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ooo! It's City of Angels! Here's a bigger version of that picture if anyone wants it

Hair-trigger - premature ejaculation

(Anonymous) 2012-02-29 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Because for Martin having actual sex with an actual person is a bit of a rarety, he does tend to have somewhat of a hair-trigger at the beginning of a relationship. Some of his partners were understanding, others not so much.
Give me 5+1 fic (and a chorus of Jizz In My Pants) for the 5 times Martin got off too early and ruined things, and the one time being made to cum in his pants was the whole (sexy) objective.

Fill: Gone in a Flash (1/2)

(Anonymous) 2012-02-29 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
A/N: Hello. This is the '5' part, the '+1' bit will be coming in a bit. Once I finish it.



16-year old Martin didn't know much but he knew that it was over too fast.

He, also, knew that he should probably apologise.

'K-Katherine, I-I...' he began but the young girl was already giggling.

'Thirty seconds?' the chuckles had turned into full-blown laughter, now. 'Thirty seconds, Crieff! Fuckin' 'ell! I know this was your first time but I thought you'd at least last a minute.'

Martin felt his cheeks burn.

'I'm...I-I'm really s-sorry.'

That, actually, made it worse as Katherine let out a loud gigglesnort. He shouls probably be offended, he supposed, but he didn't really blame her.

'I-I should probably g-go...' he slid out of the girl's bed and started hunting for his clothes.

'Yeah, you should,' Katherine huffed out through giggles, reaching for the landline that sat on her bedside table. 'I need to make some calls, anyway.'

Martin's head snapped up from his jeans.


She rolled her eyes.

'To the lads at school? You didn't think this...' she gestured between them both and Martin felt tears prick at the corners of his eyes.

'N-no. No. No. O-of course.'

She started laughing again.

'Oh my God! You did! That's fuckin' priceless! No, Crieff, you're not exactly my type,' she sneered. 'Now, sod off. This is going to be fuckin' hilarious.'

Martin heard her talking to one of the boys in their class as he walked out of her room, now fully-dressed. As Katherine shrieked with laughter he felt the tears well up, again.


Barely a minute. Martin thought he'd set the bed on fire he was blushing so much.

'God...I...' he faltered, looking anywhere except his unfortunate partner. 'I-I-I'm so sorry, Peter. I...I don't know wh-what to say...'

The laugh he got in response was expected but the fondness behind it wasn't.

'C'mere, you great tit,' strong arms looped around his shoulders and dragged him closer, until he was leaning against a broad chest. 'Just means you like me, dun'it?'

Martin thought he could cry.

'I'm...thanks. I-I am sorry, though.'

'It's fine, sunshine,' Peter said, and Martin felt fingers working through his ginger curls. 'Everyone's always a bit rubbish when they start off with someone.'

Martin shrugged and hoped it'd get better.


Martin sat at the end of the bed, a pillow clutched on his lap, protectively.

'I...' he stopped and cleared his throat. 'I-I'm really--'

'Just leave it,' Sarah cut him off, which made go, if possible, even brighter.

They sat in silence for a few minutes, Martin staring at the faded carpet, Sarah staring at him. After a while, he looked up.

'I...I don't know what you want me to say...'

She shrugged, coldly.

'Let me guess. This never happens to you, right?'

'A-actually. Actually it does. N-not that that's a good thing. I'm well aware that that's even worse because it smacks of "won't be getting any better any time soon" but you should know that you're not the first. N-not that I mean that it's your fault. Just that you're not the first person I-I've been with when this has happened...' he petered out, staring at a spot just to the left of Sarah's head.

'Right.' she said after a minute. 'So, not only does this happen all the time but it's not likely to get any better?'

Martin checked his throat, again, and nodded mutely. Sarah sighed.

'Get out.'


'Get. Out. Martin.' she repeated, slowly. 'I just got out of a relationship with a bloke who was shit in bed and I really can't be bothered nursing anymore broken egos. Good try. Points for effort. Get you clothes on and get out.'

Martin gaped for a moment before snapping to attention.

'R-right. Right. Right. Yes. Right.'

He was dressed and out Sarah's flat in record-breaking time, and slumped down on the pavement outside, running a hand through his hair. They'd only been dating a few weeks but still. Where was he going wrong?


'Jeremy!' Martin came with a shout, feeling the gut-wrenching embarressment even half-way through.

His partner pulled away, looking confused.

'Did you just...? Already?'

Martin didn't blame him. They'd just, barely, got in the door, after all.

Martin didn't go to clubs, much. They didn't suit him. He didn't like the music, the noise, the claustrophobic press of bodies, but an old school friend had dragged him along.

That's were he'd met Jeremy, just a couple of hours previous, leant up against the smoking area. Martin had escaped the heat of the club in favour of some fresh air and they'd started talking. Jeremy about music, Martin about planes. It was a short while afterwards that Jeremy had pushed him up against the smoking shelter. He'd tasted of tobacco and tequila.

'Which way's your flat, Marty?'

Martin rubbed the back of his neck and shrugged, awkwardly.


Jeremy raised an eyebrow.

'We hadn't even got the bedroom, mate.'

'Y-yes. I-I know...'

Jeremy rolled his eyes and huffed a laugh.

'Right. Well, this was a magical evening,' he drawled. 'but I'm going to go, now.'

Martin didn't look up from the floor as the fron door opened and closed with a snap.


She was gorgeous. Completely beautiful. Long brown hair and bright hazel eyes. Her smile made his stomach flip and her laugh made his head spin.

And she didn't mind.

He'd apologised so much that the word 'sorry' no longer help meaning but she'd just quieted him with a gentle kiss. Told him it didn't matter. Told him she wasn't with him for the sex. Told him she liked him, anyway.

Martin could never believe she was with him. They didn't have sex much. He figured she wasn't really into it and that it was probably his fault.

Turns out, he was partially correct. She wasn't really into it with him.

She was into it when she was with the CEO of the company she worked for in London.

'Sorry, Martin,' she said, packing up the few items she'd kept in his flat. 'We both knew it wasn't going to work.'

She'd kissed him on the cheek and walked out for the last time, and Martin hadn't been able to stop himself sinking onto his sofa bed.

'I didn't know...'


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Something to do with Martin and this song

(Anonymous) 2012-02-29 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)

I love you 'cause you're scared of me
I love you 'cause you're meek
I love you 'cause you're insecure, unconfident, and weak

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aaaaaaaaand, apparently I can't embed. Like a boss.

(Anonymous) 2012-02-29 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin, Douglas and Carolyn take turns telling bedtime stories to a sick Arthur.

Or, basically just a few assorted fairy tale AUs using this as the format.

Fill: High Fantasy (1/3)

[personal profile] straydog733 2012-03-04 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
“Alright, here is how it is going to happen. The doctors said he should be fine, it’s just a little bump, and he will only need to see the doctor back home once or twice. However, given the medication needed to keep him comfortable, he should not sleep at all before we get back to Fitton. Not a solitary wink until we land.”

“I see. And tell me, Carolyn, how exactly do you plan to keep dear Arthur out of dream land for the entirety of a Taiwan to Fitton flight? I don’t imagine we’re supposed to pump him full of coffee.”

“Ah, now that is where you two come in.”


“So, um, Arthur, how are you feeling? Are you comfortable?”

“Yeah, Skip, I’m feeling great. Well, except for the head injury. That’s not great. Everything else is great, though. I never get to sit down for this long on big flights; are you sure you don’t need me to get you chaps anything?”

“No, no, Arthur, we’re here to take care of you.”

“You don’t need to go fly the plane?”

“Douglas has control, and we’re going to take it in shifts. Your mother is just taking a bit of a nap now so she can stay up with you later.”

“Brilliant! It’s like an all-night slumber party in the sky!”

“Um, yes, I suppose it is. I-…um, what exactly does one do at slumber parties?”

“Skip, you’ve never been to a slumber party?! But they’re brilliant!”

“I suppose I’ve just never been the party type. Or the type to get invited to parties.”

“But they’re loads of fun! You drink loads of fizzy drinks-“

“Which you can’t do right now.”

“-gorge yourself on sweets-“

“Which we don’t have.”

“-watch movies-“

“On a DVD player that doesn’t work.”

“-and stay up all night!”

“Which is now mandatory. Seems our list is running a little short.”

“Well, we could tell stories! My friend Louis could tell the best ghost stories ever, he did all sorts of creepy voices and spooky sounds, and no one could sleep for a week!”

“Oh, well that might be the way to go then. Hmm, let me think…Oh, I have a good one!”


“And when they found her, her foot was missing! And there was cat fur everywhere!”

“…Is that it?”

“Don’t you get it? She was the big cat thing!”

“Yeah, but why?”

“Well, because she was a witch, I suppose.”

“But why’d she been killing all the farm animals and scaring the children?”

“Because she was evil. A shape-shifting monster, uh, thing. Isn’t it spooky?”

“…Not really. Sorry, Skip.”

“…Well I’d like to see you do better!”

“Oh, it’s my turn! Brilliant! Okay, so there were these two chaps, and-“


“-And whenever the moon was full, everyone in the village swore they could see the scarecrow moving. Waiting. Ready…TO ATTACK!”

“…Arthur, I’m going to go trade with Douglas.”

“Oh, Skip, I’m sorry! Didn’t you like my story?”

“It was fine, fine, very good. Very, um, very unsettling.”

“Skip, are you alright? You look kind of gray. And all trembly.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about! This is how I normally look! Who would get scared by a story like that?! I don’t know what you’re talking about! I have to go fly the plane now!”

“Alright! Ooh, Skip, next time we do ghost stories, we should shut all the galley lights off! That would make it even better!”

“No, Arthur, no, I-I think it would be better if they stayed on.”

Fill: High Fantasy (2/3)

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TRIGGER WARNING: Death of a loved one

(Anonymous) 2012-02-29 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin's mother, with whom he gets on reasonably well, dies. (Expectedly or not, up to you.) He gets the call the night before an important flight and opts not to tell anyone and just to do it anyway - MJN needs this flight, and it's too long for one pilot. Besides, he'll be fine.

He's not fine. Arthur and Douglas, and Carolyn if she's there, try to help him cope.

BONUS POINTS IF: Martin and Arthur are just in the beginning stages of a relationship.

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MJN genderbend!

(Anonymous) 2012-02-29 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I sketched these today:
for a request ('Douglas' to come later, as my hands were not cooperative) and would love to read a (short?) story around MJN, genderbent!

So tell me the tale of Deborah, Carl, Martha, and...Art(?). :) In exchange I could draw something to illustrate the story?

Re: MJN genderbend!

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:0 those are really cute! well done, and I'd love to see this.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-01 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Not enough Moriarty/Martin in this universe. This time Martin has a boyfriend named Jim who's oh so sweet and who he utterly adores. He's so excited when Jim comes on an MJN flight.

Then Jim hijacks the plane.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-09 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my God I want this.

(might possibly fill if i get a chance. no promises though.)

They Make the Rockin' World Go Round

(Anonymous) 2012-03-01 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
"I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad..."

Martin has a thing for fat-bottom girls. Or maybe just big gals in general.

Re: They Make the Rockin' World Go Round

(Anonymous) 2012-03-01 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna' have that in my head all day now.
But yes! Seconded.

Arthur sees Martin as a big brother.

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Before Martin, Arthur called someone else Skip. It was his older brother who died when the plane he was piloting crashed.

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Arthur/Luna Lovegood

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...I don't know why I've never considered this before, because it NEEDS to happen.

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Douglas the Failed Doctor

(Anonymous) 2012-03-01 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
MJN has to fly some esteemed doctors, some of whom recognize Douglas from medical school. And it turns out that Douglas made his departure from medicine sound a bit more dignified than it was. He didn't choose to leave med school; he flunked out.

How do the others react to knowing that there is, in fact, something Douglas is bad at?

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Does OP have strong feelings about gen-only or the presence of slash?


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crossover with Sherlock; oblique spoilers for Sherlock S2

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Arthur's favorite show is The Storyteller.

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Oh. My. This-- give me this. Just. Someone fill this.

Arthur Whump, h/c Trigger Warnings: Abuse, implications of dub/non-con

[personal profile] telm_393 2012-03-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur's newest boyfriend is smart, funny and handsome. In a word: brilliant! However, things quickly start getting not so brilliant. The man insults Arthur almost constantly about his intelligence and just in general, he hits Arthur, and he's very manipulative and ends up pushing Arthur to do things in bed he really isn't comfortable with.

Arthur starts getting slightly more jumpy and withdrawn, and has strange bruises (but he has practice covering those up from when he was younger and dad would hit him), and everybody at MJN is suspecting something but they just don't know what. He wants out of the relationship because it's definitely not brilliant anymore, but he's too scared. Eventually, though, somebody finds out--I'd be thrilled if it could be Douglas--and helps Arthur out of the relationship, and epic h/c (including Martin and, of course, Carolyn) ensues because the trauma is immense.


- The reason Carolyn doesn't figure it out right away is because Arthur tries even harder to hide what's happening around her because he knows she would be devastated. (She is.) So...after Arthur gets out of the relationship, there's mother/son bonding? (Ha, I'm such a sap.)

- Eventually, Arthur finds a nice boy (or girl) with whom he has a real, healthy relationship.
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And why is an Araf so slow, anyway...part 1

[personal profile] anon_e_moss 2012-03-14 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur didn't realise that he had fallen asleep until he had woken up, curled into the passenger seat of his own car, under a first officers jacket that was damp around the collar. He remembered crying into it, but it felt like a dream. A captain's jacket was draped over his legs, heavy on one side. There was a mobile phone in the pocket.
Outside it was dark and raining heavily. The road was identifiable as a motorway only by the cats eyes.
"Where are we?"
They had been Arthur's first word in over an hour, and Douglas half wondered if he had imagined them.
"Middle of nowhere following signs to Gwasneetha?"
"Gwasanaethau." Arthur said, his voice a drone as he corrected Douglas's pronounceation. "It means services."
"I know what it means. It's written in English know anyway?"
"I went to University in Wales."
" went to University? You?"
"I'm not a..." Arthur's voice became higher, and broken with panic. "I can learn things. I am not..."
"Apologies Arthur, I didn't mean to imply that you couldn't." Douglas risked taking his eyes of the road for a split second to look at the young Steward and smile warmly. "What did you read?"
"Hospiality management." Arthur sank into the seat, arms wrapped around his middle with his hand buried in opposite pockets. "I am stupid though, I barely got a third."
"There is nothing "only" about a third, Arthur. It's a fine grade. And many students drop out, so just to get one at all is something to be proud of." Douglas glanced into the back mirror, where he could see Martin sprawled out asleep on the back seat. "How do you say wake up?"
"Dihuno, I think."
"Martin. Dino!"
And for the first time in six months, Arthur laughed. Even though it hurt his ribs.
The sound quickly faded and he focused on the sound of rain against the roof, the squeak of the windscreen wipers, and the sound of Martin's sitting up and yawning. It made Arthur yawn too.
"Nearly there now." Douglas murmured, giving Arthur another quick glance.

He was running away. Pure, and simple. And a part of what was left of his otherwise fragile psyche hated him for it.
The rest was too tired to give a rat's arse, as Derrick would say.
"Arthur, are you okay? You're trembling." Douglas leaned over and adjusted the settings on the heater.
If anything, the blast of hot air made Arthur trembling increase.
At the mental mention of Derrick, and the sound of his voice in Arthur's head, and the feeling of his hands on his...and air and rain and squeak squeak squeak of the windscreen wipers and the engine sound changing as Douglas pulled into the services and Martin cleared his throat and Douglas got out of the car.
And Arthur could only manage three words that Derrick would have called pathetic.
"I want Mum."
"I know." Martin whispered, resting his hand on Arthur's shoulder but moving it when the younger man flinched. "I know. I wish she was here too."
The passenger side opened, and Arthur was pulled to his feet, gently rested against Douglas in such a way that the older man was practically carrying him, ignoring Arthur's flinch except to tighten his grip and hush him, and it was raining and cold and he shivered until the first officer coat was draped over him like a hood.
"Let's get you inside."

He was running away. And he hated himself, but was too tired to care.

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Martin/Arthur, sofa cuddling

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Martin and Arthur lying on a sofa, cuddling.

An art fill would be brilliant, but fic would be lovely as well. :D

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The OTHER otter

(Anonymous) 2012-03-02 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
(Apologies if this has been seen before.)

So, as I was writing my paper on the relationship between age, coming out, and adaptation to gay lifestyle, I remembered the alternative definition of the word "otter". ( many "otters" can GERTI hold?

Bonus points if one or two of the otters start hitting on the very bear-like Douglas, or don't think very highly of the chicken-ish Martin.

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Ooooh, I hadn't heard that one, interesting!
Which is to say, seconded.

Martin's Girlfriend is a Stripper

(Anonymous) 2012-03-02 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
At Douglas's 4th wedding, he realizes that Martin's date looks very familiar. In fact, she's one of the strippers from his stag night. Martin's been dating her for quite some time (at least six months), but Douglas doesn't know that.

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Oh God, I totally want to see Martin dating a stripper! Even once he got his tongue back in his dropped jaw, I wonder if he would be able to keep it together at all. He would definitely understand having to do what you can to pay the bills, but would he get too jealous about other men looking at his girlfriend?

Rambly way of saying "seconded".

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-02 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Cabin Pressure in a dystopian future, ala V for Vendetta, or Oryx and Crake (or anything else you can think of).

Jessica Rabbit

(Anonymous) 2012-03-02 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Skip, what was that cartoon you were talking about? Jennifer Bunny?"

Something concerning that fact that the first cartoon to pop into Martin's head in Cremona was Jessica Rabbit (dirty boy, Martin).

Maybe the crew of MJN watches "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?". Maybe the game of the day is Cartoon Characters Who Are Far Sexier than Should Be Possible. Just anything that mentions Jessica Rabbit.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-02 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*hides shamefully behind anonymity*

Martin gets off on holding it until he wets himself.

I'd prefer this to be a solo thing, something he enjoys and isn't at all awkward or embarrassed about, and absolutely NO humiliation or anyone finding out.

...*hides again*

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Um, yes. Very yes. Bulletproof kink right here.

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Loan sharks are after Martin.

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I love to see him squirm.

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